Today, I briefly considered what sort of mythic creature I am: Of course, I’m Hell’s gatekeeper…The mighty hound of Hades, Cerberus, but I also have a little Skate-Satyr / Horny-Centaur energy y'know? I don’t know whether I wanna slay a Gorgon, or try to get some Gorgon pussy. I don’t know if I wanna Shoot arrows at medusas head or some shoot some fuckin’ loads…But, I’ll tell you what I’m not is a fuckin chimera. Chimeras are fucking garbage.