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Washed Up Guy

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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #60 on: October 29, 2018, 10:26:00 PM »
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #61 on: October 31, 2018, 12:01:15 AM »
Of course Jenkem already did this in Volume 2... Made saints of Mark Gonzales, Fred Gall, Tony Hawk, Heath Kirchart, John Cardiel, and Neil Blender.
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #62 on: January 02, 2023, 04:08:25 PM »
Buddhism
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #63 on: January 02, 2023, 05:12:41 PM »
Gonz- The Father
Cardiel- The Son
Huf- The Holy Spirit
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #64 on: January 03, 2023, 01:11:45 AM »
Doobie will be judas...
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #65 on: January 03, 2023, 02:30:00 AM »
  Jaws would be one of those Pentecostal preachers that dances with snakes and speaks in tongues like jhdgkrsjkfdbnhreqsujpy and shit.
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #66 on: January 03, 2023, 05:07:11 AM »
Odin - Cardiel (All Hail)
Frigg - Elissa Steamer
Thor - Greco
Loki - Jereme Rogers
Heimdall - The Gonz
Freya - Nora
Baldr - dylan. Rieder
Hel - Leticia Bufoni

A non-exhaustive list and pagan religions overlap thematically the world round so insert your own pagan/folk gods and goddesses here. Valhalla is a halfpipe.
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Quote from: DanielPasman on April 18, 2018, 09:06:30 AM
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #67 on: January 05, 2023, 11:40:16 AM »
jereme rogers - judas ?
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #68 on: January 05, 2023, 11:49:18 AM »
Quote from: FOGDOG on October 26, 2018, 02:22:14 PM
man, ya'll know a lot about the bible.

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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #69 on: January 05, 2023, 12:10:46 PM »
There's no way that I'm not getting this job.

.... Uncle Flea - homeless outreach counselor / high AF pastor for the Church of Skatan
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Re: If skateboarding was a religion
« Reply #70 on: January 05, 2023, 12:16:47 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Flea on January 05, 2023, 12:10:46 PM
There's no way that I'm not getting this job.

.... Uncle Flea - homeless outreach counselor / high AF pastor for the Church of Skatan

Would love to see you in a cossack and one of those big hats
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