“Hi, I’m James Greco. Sr. Outside Skate Rep. May I interest you in one of my limit addition guest skate decks? With only 150 produced this is bound to be a collector’s item. So...how many can I put you down for?”
"Why hello again. I see you liked my collectors boards...might I interest you in these vintage, U.S. made, Size 38" (fits like a 36") Levi's Panetelas? They were worn by me, James Greco Sr., in my highly acclaimed film "The Way Out." Although there is a small rip and damage from the session, they were only worn the day of the Sorrento Valley session, then never to be worn again. They're priceless, but I'll get you a steal at $250."