lame instagram posts by pros

[lurkluke]

Nyjah isn’t trying to impress us. He’s going for the fuckboy skater crowd, whoever that is

In this case someone just gave him a stack of cash to pose for half a day

[SatanicPanic]

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this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

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idk man, Natas also invested in real estate

How is he renting an apartment in California for two grand?

[theextrabanana]

Love to see it. 2 young goats doing there thing

Half you guys probably picking up cigarette butts off the ground like Bobby P

[jgonzalez]

this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

Yeah but Danny Garcia does it in a sexy way so it’s ok.

[Atiba Applebum]

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this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

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Yeah but Danny Garcia does it in a sexy way so it’s ok.

He’s Latino Gosling in La La Land

[jakeumms]

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this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

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idk man, Natas also invested in real estate

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How is he renting an apartment in California for two grand?

You could probably find a 1br in Alhambra for 2k a month. Maybe Simi Valley or even the SFV. It would have to be all about adjacency.

[ToySanta]

this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

This fool was never broke or poor.

[Atiba Applebum]

Them dirty ass soles on that white furniture is what upsets me

[Frank Sobotka]

Nyjah is the biggest melt in skating. By a country mile.

[skate_or_dingus]

Heavy "fuck yo couch" energy in that first pic.

[Filip]

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this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

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This fool was never broke or poor.

I have no idea what background Jagger has, and dont give a fuck about him or anything he does. But having 3 houses and setting himself up for retirement at 22 is OK, no matter if he got the money from X-Games or parents. Im 34, doing OK for myself but if I was able to own 3 houses, that would be a whole different game.

[fs1/2cab]

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He looks like he enjoys the smell of his own farts. flying private jet is so tasteless. the photo shoot looks so cringe. white suit and a skateboard. you can do better then that Jah!

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It’s goddamn practically December and dude wearing all white. You know who else wore all white all year? Coco Chanel. You know who she was? A fucking nazi.

Never heard that before and I was a bit sceptical.
But damn, you were right.
Thanks for the history lesson @jinn
Thor Steinar x Chanel collab?

[Billy Bitchcakes]

Heavy "fuck yo couch" energy in that first pic.

Im in your plane, no shoes on
Feet on your couch, don't care who you are

[Prostate Exam]

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Heavy "fuck yo couch" energy in that first pic.

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Im in your plane, no shoes on
Feet on your couch, don't care who you are

Why don't I stretch out?
I've been kicked out of better homes than this!

[SatanicPanic]

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this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

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idk man, Natas also invested in real estate

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How is he renting an apartment in California for two grand?

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You could probably find a 1br in Alhambra for 2k a month. Maybe Simi Valley or even the SFV. It would have to be all about adjacency.

I can’t imagine a guy who owns three houses would be stoked on a 1br in Simi Valley. But who knows. It’s weird.

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

0% sidepipe detected too
He got all that money and no peepeehosettes smh



My legends had VPL that's all i'm saying
legit bats

[addie pray]

quit dickriding

[figureitout]

Swallowing up houses first home owners could buy and driving up market prices is just about the most evil thing you can do in 2023. As a social crime it sits right next to harming children, which you are by taking homes they could live in just for your own greed.

[theextrabanana]

Swallowing up houses first home owners could buy and driving up market prices is just about the most evil thing you can do in 2023. As a social crime it sits right next to harming children, which you are by taking homes they could live in just for your own greed.

what a ridiculous and insane comparison.

[lurkluke]

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Swallowing up houses first home owners could buy and driving up market prices is just about the most evil thing you can do in 2023. As a social crime it sits right next to harming children, which you are by taking homes they could live in just for your own greed.

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what an insane comparison

nah. fuck landlords

[theextrabanana]

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Swallowing up houses first home owners could buy and driving up market prices is just about the most evil thing you can do in 2023. As a social crime it sits right next to harming children, which you are by taking homes they could live in just for your own greed.

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what an insane comparison

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nah. fuck landlords

lol….

purchasing an item that’s for sale is not a “social crime”. you may want to do yourself a favor face the realities of the world instead of blaming other people brother

[SatanicPanic]

I’d rather some rando buy up these houses than a big real estate trust. He’ll probably be lazier about raising rents.

[Magnolia]

How bout jagger eaten has to suck cause look at his name. Who the fuck name their kids jagger? You psychos.

It's probably worse that his brother's name is Koston. Honestly makes me feel better about the absolutely dogshit name my parents gave me, cuz at least I changed it

Fuck landlords forever and always

[lurkluke]

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Swallowing up houses first home owners could buy and driving up market prices is just about the most evil thing you can do in 2023. As a social crime it sits right next to harming children, which you are by taking homes they could live in just for your own greed.

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what an insane comparison

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nah. fuck landlords

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lol….

purchasing an item that’s for sale is not a “social crime”. you may want to do yourself a favor face the realities of the world instead of blaming other people brother

I guess all the poors who can't afford housing need to face the reality that in fact, rich people are allowed to commodify basic human rights.

I do agree that it is reality, but it's fucked and it sucks.

[ThatIsNotCricket]

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Swallowing up houses first home owners could buy and driving up market prices is just about the most evil thing you can do in 2023. As a social crime it sits right next to harming children, which you are by taking homes they could live in just for your own greed.

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what an insane comparison

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nah. fuck landlords

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purchasing an item that’s for sale is not a “social crime”.

Hey fuckface, how'd that jailtime treat you? Got your Once Upon a Time in Shaolin back yet? I heard it'll be for sale soon.

Tell you what mate; Argentina looks set to open up for business soon. Organs. Totally legal. I say we go right off the bat; $ 1 000 000 each. You get your record back, I get to start my own free market think tank. I'll send you the papers.

[theextrabanana]

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Swallowing up houses first home owners could buy and driving up market prices is just about the most evil thing you can do in 2023. As a social crime it sits right next to harming children, which you are by taking homes they could live in just for your own greed.

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what an insane comparison

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nah. fuck landlords

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purchasing an item that’s for sale is not a “social crime”.

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Hey fuckface, how'd that jailtime treat you? Got your Once Upon a Time in Shaolin back yet? I heard it'll be on sale soon.

don’t you worry my brother it’s almost the first, surely your snap benefits will be here soon so you can eat like the rest of us normal people

i pay rent too btw. not salty about it one bit & its just part of life

[Burt Ward]

Fuck landlords forever and always

[ToySanta]

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this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

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This fool was never broke or poor.

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who tf wants to be broke

Nobody, obviously.

But if your dad opens a training school exclusively dedicated to skateboarding riding the wave of Tony Hawk 900ing at the X-Games and the subsequent success of a self-titled video game, names your brother Koston, all while Earl Woods/Mike Agassi-ing you and your siblings into superstardom, you were never fucking poor.

From the “article”

He remembers receiving his first big paycheck for $15,000 through a deal with Monster Cable and putting it into his Charles Schwab retirement savings account.

[ToySanta]

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Swallowing up houses first home owners could buy and driving up market prices is just about the most evil thing you can do in 2023. As a social crime it sits right next to harming children, which you are by taking homes they could live in just for your own greed.

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what an insane comparison

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nah. fuck landlords

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lol….

purchasing an item that’s for sale is not a “social crime”. you may want to do yourself a favor face the realities of the world instead of blaming other people brother

Of course we can blame other people! All of this shit is made up & reinforced by said people!

Being the richest country in all of human existence and still having an egregious amount of people who have no home, cannot afford food regularly, and crowdsource for basic medical attention is criminal.

Just because it’s legal under our current government, does not make the practice of multi-home-ownership-as-a-source-of-passive-income acceptable nor something to be lauded - as in Jagger Eaton’s case.

This is the most I will ever think about him. Fuck that guy.

[jakeumms]

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this isn’t an instagram post, but it’s fuckin lame as hell. jagger constantly proving he’s one of the worst to ever do it

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/11/27/22-year-old-olympic-skateboarder-jagger-eaton-owns-3-houses-but-still-rents.html

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This fool was never broke or poor.

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who tf wants to be broke

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Nobody, obviously.

But if your dad opens a training school exclusively dedicated to skateboarding riding the wave of Tony Hawk 900ing at the X-Games and the subsequent success of a self-titled video game, names your brother Koston, all while Earl Woods/Mike Agassi-ing you and your siblings into superstardom, you were never fucking poor.

Yeah I wondered about those details. I definitely knew there was a fam affiliated tf in the picture. Does not sound like broke boy shit to me.