Author Topic: Nora Vasconcellos Is Lowkey Beefing With Lizzie Armanto (And I'm Here For It) (Read 176172 times)

SHIREFLIP · « **Reply #660 on:** August 23, 2019, 07:41:27 PM »

A couple of corky Long Island skanks.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #661 on:** August 23, 2019, 07:42:27 PM »

as a nearly lifelong Texan I will talk about adidias(ara), my vans, my grooming etc, but I did not touch my board today, it was 102 and my head looks daft in my support brace.

waltercronkite · « **Reply #662 on:** August 23, 2019, 08:26:27 PM »

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Yes, I tried my best to mention that this was just for fun. And of course this is Slap so I was trying to get onto the bandwagon.

*But of course they both Rip, that goes without saying
*Yes they both like purple

I don't know what else to say, Dylan Rieder might be the prettiest skater that's ever touched the board. If I mentioned or if other girls mentioned that he's cute—would someone be posting smash the Matriarchy, probably not.

In the end Dylan now has my heart
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Of course not, because there is no matriarchy to smash.
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Really? Let me introduce you to my
MOTHER

You want him to smash your mother?

HyenaChaser · « **Reply #663 on:** August 24, 2019, 03:27:07 AM »

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It really is disgusting how much you talk about and compare them on their looks.
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This.
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Nora is the prettier skater hence she is the better skater

Looks = skateboard talent
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It’s not just the girls, either. If Dylan looked like Jaws, nobody would care

I'm not saying you're wrong, but Jaws looks like Jaws and people give a shit about him still.

landedprimo · « **Reply #664 on:** August 24, 2019, 07:27:02 AM »

Quote from: SHIREFLIP on August 23, 2019, 07:41:27 PM

A couple of corky Long Island skanks.

You must be from Long Island.

WobbleHeadBob · « **Reply #665 on:** August 24, 2019, 09:54:04 AM »

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It really is disgusting how much you talk about and compare them on their looks.
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This.
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Nora is the prettier skater hence she is the better skater

Looks = skateboard talent
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It’s not just the girls, either. If Dylan looked like Jaws, nobody would care
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I'm not saying you're wrong, but Jaws looks like Jaws and people give a shit about him still.

Jaws aint getting a GQ spread though

Sick Duck · « **Reply #666 on:** August 24, 2019, 10:16:01 AM »

Jaws jumps off buildings for a living

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #667 on:** August 24, 2019, 10:33:13 AM »

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Jaws jumps off buildings for a living

His face looks like a demolished one.

the canadian suit · « **Reply #668 on:** August 24, 2019, 11:14:12 AM »

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It really is disgusting how much you talk about and compare them on their looks.
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This.
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Nora is the prettier skater hence she is the better skater

Looks = skateboard talent
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It’s not just the girls, either. If Dylan looked like Jaws, nobody would care
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I'm not saying you're wrong, but Jaws looks like Jaws and people give a shit about him still.

Nowhere near to the degree of Dylan though for sure. Shall we replace with if Dylan looked like John Dilo, he would've ended up on Almost? You prefer this analogy?

Schneaumunn · « **Reply #669 on:** August 24, 2019, 01:23:29 PM »

Quote from: ziggy on August 23, 2019, 06:42:24 PM

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It really is disgusting how much you talk about and compare them on their looks.
[close]
This.
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Nora is the prettier skater hence she is the better skater

Looks = skateboard talent
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It’s not just the girls, either. If Dylan looked like Jaws, nobody would care

Damn! Jaws got feelings too, you know!
😡🦈🛹💥🏣

landedprimo · « **Reply #670 on:** August 24, 2019, 01:26:38 PM »

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It really is disgusting how much you talk about and compare them on their looks.
[close]
This.
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Nora is the prettier skater hence she is the better skater

Looks = skateboard talent
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It’s not just the girls, either. If Dylan looked like Jaws, nobody would care
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Damn! Jaws got feelings too, you know!

I'm really starting to feel like this is one-sided. Jaws should be accepted for who he is and how he looks.

#EveryoneHasBeauty

friendly dave · « **Reply #671 on:** August 24, 2019, 01:33:15 PM »

Timmy Knuth kickflip crooked the hollywood high 16, and nobody cared because he's weird looking.

ThugWaffle · « **Reply #672 on:** August 24, 2019, 01:39:07 PM »

Quote from: LandonPrimo on August 21, 2019, 04:52:47 PM

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All girls skating is pretty awesome. But for fun:

Lizzie pros:
Did the loop
Rips
Skates for Vans
Pretty Cute

Cons:
Skates for Birdhouse

Nora Pros:
Rips
Skates for Welcome
Incredibly Cute

Cons:
Skates for Adidas

Hence, I am team Nora because I have a crush on her and her skating
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No way, Lizzie is def cuter than Nora. Plus, Lizzie doesn't need to put on an act.

we hate adidas? pretty sure vans is equally as corp.

poor alice · « **Reply #673 on:** August 24, 2019, 01:41:18 PM »

Quote from: friendly dave on August 24, 2019, 01:33:15 PM

Timmy Knuth kickflip crooked the hollywood high 16, and nobody cared because he's weird looking.

Shit that's right, what part was that in? It wasn't just an Instagram clip was it?

TwisT · « **Reply #674 on:** August 24, 2019, 01:42:24 PM »

Have we definitively decided who has the better backside air?

Mickey Knox · « **Reply #675 on:** August 24, 2019, 01:46:51 PM »

Quote from: poor alice on August 24, 2019, 01:41:18 PM

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Timmy Knuth kickflip crooked the hollywood high 16, and nobody cared because he's weird looking.
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Shit that's right, what part was that in? It wasn't just an Instagram clip was it?

Damn, so true. His kits were pretty bad too. He also kickflip nosegrinded the Brooklyn banks rail. So fucked with that curve to it.

Christmas Complete · « **Reply #676 on:** August 24, 2019, 01:50:18 PM »

Quote from: LandonPrimo on August 24, 2019, 01:26:38 PM

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Quote from: bbk on August 22, 2019, 03:34:58 AM
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It really is disgusting how much you talk about and compare them on their looks.
[close]
This.
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Nora is the prettier skater hence she is the better skater

Looks = skateboard talent
[close]

It’s not just the girls, either. If Dylan looked like Jaws, nobody would care
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Damn! Jaws got feelings too, you know!
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I'm really starting to feel like this is one-sided. Jaws should be accepted for who he is and how he looks.

#EveryoneHasBeautyExceptJaws

#teameveryoneexceptjaws

landedprimo · « **Reply #677 on:** August 24, 2019, 01:55:03 PM »

Quote from: Christmas Complete on August 24, 2019, 01:50:18 PM

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Quote from: bbk on August 22, 2019, 03:34:58 AM
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It really is disgusting how much you talk about and compare them on their looks.
[close]
This.
[close]

Nora is the prettier skater hence she is the better skater

Looks = skateboard talent
[close]

It’s not just the girls, either. If Dylan looked like Jaws, nobody would care
[close]
Damn! Jaws got feelings too, you know!
[close]

I'm really starting to feel like this is one-sided. Jaws should be accepted for who he is and how he looks.

#EveryoneHasBeautyExceptJaws
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#teameveryoneexceptjaws

I don't appreciate being misquoted. Reported.

#EveryoneHasBeautyIncludingJaws

NegativeCreep · « **Reply #678 on:** August 24, 2019, 02:13:09 PM »

Everything is beautiful in its own way

landedprimo · « **Reply #679 on:** August 24, 2019, 02:20:23 PM »

Quote from: NegativeCreep on August 24, 2019, 02:13:09 PM

Everything is beautiful in its own way

Gnar'd

Christmas Complete · « **Reply #680 on:** August 24, 2019, 02:36:42 PM »

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Everything is beautiful in its own way
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Gnar'd

Amazing. Apologies for the deceptive propaganda

SHIREFLIP · « **Reply #681 on:** August 24, 2019, 03:26:57 PM »

Quote from: NegativeCreep on August 24, 2019, 02:13:09 PM

Everything is beautiful in its own way

Jaws reminds me of Brak:

WastedHippy · « **Reply #682 on:** August 24, 2019, 03:54:07 PM »

ahahah whats the story behind this jaws photo

NegativeCreep · « **Reply #683 on:** August 24, 2019, 04:13:24 PM »

Looks like he was spreading the love for Valentine's day
https://mobile.twitter.com/aaronjawshomoki

landedprimo · « **Reply #684 on:** August 24, 2019, 04:26:11 PM »

Quote from: NegativeCreep on August 24, 2019, 04:13:24 PM

Looks like he was spreading the love for Valentine's day
https://mobile.twitter.com/aaronjawshomoki

Aww, those baby blues.

Pho King Hung Lo Mein · « **Reply #685 on:** August 24, 2019, 05:26:47 PM »

For some reason, I see myself enjoying a whiff of Nora's post-sesh set a tad more more than Lizzie's. Call me crazy!

offkilter · « **Reply #686 on:** August 24, 2019, 06:04:54 PM »

Quote from: Pho King Hung Lo Mein on August 24, 2019, 05:26:47 PM

For some reason, I see myself enjoying a whiff of Nora's post-sesh set a tad more more than Lizzie's. Call me crazy!

Damn dude two posts in and already so reported.

Schneaumunn · « **Reply #687 on:** August 24, 2019, 06:21:32 PM »

Quote from: NegativeCreep on August 24, 2019, 04:13:24 PM

Looks like he was spreading the love for Valentine's day
https://mobile.twitter.com/aaronjawshomoki

Those flowers 🌺 look like ones we have
here in Honozulu

Pho King Hung Lo Mein · « **Reply #688 on:** August 24, 2019, 06:38:30 PM »

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For some reason, I see myself enjoying a whiff of Nora's post-sesh set a tad more more than Lizzie's. Call me crazy!
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Reported? Muahahahahaha!!. There's nothing wrong with enjoying the sweet/tart, buttish aroma of a grown woman's ( or man's s if that's your thing) asshole. Maybe one day you'll grow up to realize that and stop jerking of so much. Dipshit!

Damn dude two posts in and already so reported.

winecrab · « **Reply #689 on:** August 24, 2019, 07:48:22 PM »

Nora's guy is looking bloated. He ain't even a hardbody. Axel is some grade A beef cake.

Author Topic: Nora Vasconcellos Is Lowkey Beefing With Lizzie Armanto (And I'm Here For It) (Read 176172 times)

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