Worst board graphics ever?

[rocklobster]

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Did anyone ever put out a board or series of boards with their pros as Southpark style characters?
If so those ones.

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Blind?

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Shortys

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Who comes up with this

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South Park Muska is made of nightmares.

Accurate representation of Muska's party lifestyle at the time.

[busch]

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Did anyone ever put out a board or series of boards with their pros as Southpark style characters?
If so those ones.

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Blind?

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Shortys

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Who comes up with this

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South Park Muska is made of nightmares.

MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIDDDDDDD

KIIDDDD ROCK

BAWITDABAW DABANGDABANG DIGGY DIGGY

[Skatebeard]

For sheer consistency in being terrible, Jart have to be the overall winners of this thread as a company...

I've heard good things about their decks but the graphics 100% stop me from buying one to try out, even the less bad ones are bad.

[burm]

For sheer consistency in being terrible, Jart have to be the overall winners of this thread as a company...

I've heard good things about their decks but the graphics 100% stop me from buying one to try out, even the less bad ones are bad.

The name alone just looks and sounds so wack, but recently I heard for the first time that it might be supposed to pronounce like hart and I don't know if that makes it better...

[Escape Hell]

I think they’ve accepted their role as the juggalos of skate brands

[Eric Dolphy]

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For sheer consistency in being terrible, Jart have to be the overall winners of this thread as a company...

I've heard good things about their decks but the graphics 100% stop me from buying one to try out, even the less bad ones are bad.

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The name alone just looks and sounds so wack, but recently I heard for the first time that it might be supposed to pronounce like hart and I don't know if that makes it better...

it's pronounced "shart"

[nonickname]

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Ok maybe it’s the best graphic ever idk but I needed to post it somewhere

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fuuuuck that's tight! looking like later day classic

In the spirit of this thread can the next one in this series please be these two being accepted into Big Gay Al's animal sanctuary?

[treflips_up_yer_nan]

For sheer consistency in being terrible, Jart have to be the overall winners of this thread as a company...

I've heard good things about their decks but the graphics 100% stop me from buying one to try out, even the less bad ones are bad.

Spray paint it black maybe 

[Sick Duck]

Those south park boards were at a time when south park was still new and was always talked about as being terrible and that parents didn’t realize their kids were watching something so obscene, so it actually kinda makes sense for skateboards

[rawr1922]

I think they’ve accepted their role as the juggalos of skate brands

 
Probably never mentioned due to being hated, Chase Webb of Pizza

[DISTANT RUMOURS]

Too bad, a kook on a hated company sounded like a great combo.

[HORSES]

[TwisT]

Those south park boards were at a time when south park was still new and was always talked about as being terrible and that parents didn’t realize their kids were watching something so obscene, so it actually kinda makes sense for skateboards

south park premiered in 1997, those boards were like 04-05

[formula420]

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I think they’ve accepted their role as the juggalos of skate brands

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Probably never mentioned due to being hated, Chase Webb of Pizza

Nice catch. He is of their websites team page.

[Escape Hell]

Waiting for Pulizzi to jump ship. Dude deserves better.

[ok boomer]

how is this company a thing

[Sick Duck]

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Those south park boards were at a time when south park was still new and was always talked about as being terrible and that parents didn’t realize their kids were watching something so obscene, so it actually kinda makes sense for skateboards

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south park premiered in 1997, those boards were like 04-05

i’m pretty sure those boards were like 02 and the real south park media storm kicked off when they made the movie which i think was y2k lol. Could be wrong tho

[jakeumms]

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Those south park boards were at a time when south park was still new and was always talked about as being terrible and that parents didn’t realize their kids were watching something so obscene, so it actually kinda makes sense for skateboards

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south park premiered in 1997, those boards were like 04-05

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i’m pretty sure those boards were like 02 and the real south park media storm kicked off when they made the movie which i think was y2k lol. Could be wrong tho

Movie is 99. It was for sure a level up but the show was already stupid popular beforehand

[Sick Duck]

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Those south park boards were at a time when south park was still new and was always talked about as being terrible and that parents didn’t realize their kids were watching something so obscene, so it actually kinda makes sense for skateboards

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south park premiered in 1997, those boards were like 04-05

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i’m pretty sure those boards were like 02 and the real south park media storm kicked off when they made the movie which i think was y2k lol. Could be wrong tho

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Movie is 99. It was for sure a level up but the show was already stupid popular beforehand

yeah i was in like 4th grade when it came out and every kid was watching it. When the movie was coming out it was a pretty big deal, like it was ruining kids’ minds. Which is what the movie is about too lol. I could be wrong about the boards but i remember those and i’m pretty sure i was in middle school, so the show was still fairly new. My point was basically it was a different time, south park was still some edgy show people were trying to get cancelled and not what your parents watch

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how is this company a thing

This is at least the second time they've ripped off this graphic

[Upgrayedd]

Anything by Darkstar. Ever.

[Cellular]

[Scott Chegg]

Wow the second one is terrible, and being a dane vaughn pro model only makes it worse

[Síota]

Anything by Darkstar. Ever.

Everything but this series by Scorpion Dagger, I wish he did the decks with a better company...

[Dorje Drolo]

I wouldn’t mind having vinnie ride for Pacific Skateboards.

pacificskateboards.bigcartel.com

My Nipsey Hussle Deck is always sold out.

Since this dude is shamelessly shouting out his brand in other threads thought I'd throw it up where it really belongs.

[RichardBarkley]

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I wouldn’t mind having vinnie ride for Pacific Skateboards.

pacificskateboards.bigcartel.com

My Nipsey Hussle Deck is always sold out.

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Since this dude is shamelessly shouting out his brand in other threads thought I'd throw it up where it really belongs.

Lol 😂

[Lou Strux]

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I wouldn’t mind having vinnie ride for Pacific Skateboards.

pacificskateboards.bigcartel.com

My Nipsey Hussle Deck is always sold out.

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Since this dude is shamelessly shouting out his brand in other threads thought I'd throw it up where it really belongs.

!!!

[Lou Strux]

Also, does anybody really believe that proper licensing agreements were secured for these decks, prior to using likenesses & names to sell product?
It'd be a shame if somebody's estate, or attorney, were to hear about this series.
Imagine having to ride all of those shit decks yourself, because you can't legally sell they.

EDIT: @pacificskateboards, familiarize yourself with the link function. Ain't nobody wanna expend the effort to copy/paste that shit. Talk about a pile of turd at the end of the rainbow, when you were expecting gold in a pot, or at the very least, a roll of nickels.

[RichardBarkley]

Also, does anybody really believe that proper licensing agreements were secured for these decks, prior to using likenesses & names to sell product?
It'd be a shame if somebody's estate, or attorney, were to hear about this series.
Imagine having to ride all of those shit decks yourself, because you can't legally sell they.

EDIT: @pacificskateboards, familiarize yourself with the link function. Ain't nobody wanna expend the effort to copy/paste that shit. Talk about a pile of turd at the end of the rainbow, when you were expecting gold in a pot, or at the very least, a roll of nickels.

Lol bit harsh dude.

Are you going to rat him out or something?

[Level 60 Dwarf Rogue]

Enjoi.