getting bjs from your mom behind the gas station while you are trying rock fakie the 3 ft bank at the park
i am your new dad and i'm taking away your skateboard and internet
focusing groms boards to make em cry like little bitches is the best
i saw you cry when the credits rolled after the plan b video true
you get banned all the time on slap, you are a fucking nerd
you are on slap 24/7, you are a fucking nerd
i run a shop and everyone loves me, i don't even skate you idiots
throwing my old cumriddled socks at fools waiting in line for the new sb release
thoughts about gay skateboarder brian anderson