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Quote from: Atiba Applebum on January 19, 2021, 12:25:46 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: HotnSpicyMcChicken on January 19, 2021, 11:57:42 AMExpand QuoteActually could see Cookie on Krooked.[close]At the expense of the joke, it does actually make senseWho do the Mull brothers skate for? The long haired one who skates to Bad Feeling is rad[close]W0RBLE. And while I can see Cookie on the team, most def, if he made that move, he wouldn't be pulling in any kind of check at all.
Quote from: HotnSpicyMcChicken on January 19, 2021, 11:57:42 AMExpand QuoteActually could see Cookie on Krooked.[close]At the expense of the joke, it does actually make senseWho do the Mull brothers skate for? The long haired one who skates to Bad Feeling is rad[close]
Actually could see Cookie on Krooked.[close]
get that money buddy but holy shit, who decided to give that man a vans signature park series pro course microphone?
i remember stumbling across a livestream of a Vans park contest live from china one night 2-3 years back. I had never heard of this cookie kid. chris pastras was calling the play by play for the contest, and his mic was much louder than anything else, comically loud. for some reason he couldnt stop talking about "HIS BOY COOKIE" throughout the entire contest, i honestly thought it was some sort of weird joke bc of how many times i heard the word cookie. all throughout everyone elses runs.this is how it went:"Cody Mac really has great usage of the Vans Signature Park Series Procourse A-frame wedge to curb, but you know what i personally cant wait to see fellas? Im really excited to see what my boy chris cookie coldburn has in store for this once in a lifetime Vans Park Series Pro course!!"at some point in someones run they skate past cookie on the deck..."ohhh man you can just see Cookie patiently waiting, only 3 skaters heats left before we see Cookie take the Vans Signature Pro Park Series course. I can see the fire in your eyes cookie!! I know youre dying to shred this Vans Park Series Pro course cookie!! hang in there!!""AAAAND HERE HE IS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN CHRIS COOKIE COLDBURN LETS HEAR THAT LEGENDARY SHENZEN CROWD ROAR THIS IS WHAT WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!"quietest i had ever heard a sporting event... this predates covid by atleast 2 years. this cookie kid landed a little fucking boardslide before falling on his second trick and bowing out with 45 seconds left in his run.chris pastras started yelling something about how this was a once in a lifetime type thing for cookie because of how flawless he had been on the vans signature park series pro course the past 2 days in front of those hyphy Shenzen sk8 hooligans in the stands.i still have no idea what the fuck was going on, but it was fucked, and ive since lost all respect for chris pastras. get that money buddy but holy shit, who decided to give that man a vans signature park series pro course microphone? yall fucked up. nate sherwood could have done a better job and that motherfucker speaks his own verison of english.free max b
I guess nobody noticed they just rebranded.....nyjah would be an idiot to start his own thing right now. companies will line up to give him a fat check for a fraction of the work it takes to start a brand
During sex to prevent myself from ejaculating I think about Osama Bin Laden running my dick through a sewing machine.
Quote from: conqueso on January 19, 2021, 01:00:09 PMExpand QuoteI guess nobody noticed they just rebranded.....nyjah would be an idiot to start his own thing right now. companies will line up to give him a fat check for a fraction of the work it takes to start a brand [close]I might be crazy but having a skate brand built around a dude who doesn’t skate and isn’t on TV anymore is a weird choice
I guess nobody noticed they just rebranded.....nyjah would be an idiot to start his own thing right now. companies will line up to give him a fat check for a fraction of the work it takes to start a brand [close]
Quote from: TastyBurrito on January 19, 2021, 12:37:10 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Atiba Applebum on January 19, 2021, 12:25:46 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: HotnSpicyMcChicken on January 19, 2021, 11:57:42 AMExpand QuoteActually could see Cookie on Krooked.[close]At the expense of the joke, it does actually make senseWho do the Mull brothers skate for? The long haired one who skates to Bad Feeling is rad[close]W0RBLE. And while I can see Cookie on the team, most def, if he made that move, he wouldn't be pulling in any kind of check at all.[close]Oh I thought that was a clothing company. What is Pyramid Country? Is that their crew name?
Quote from: Atiba Applebum on January 19, 2021, 12:25:46 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: HotnSpicyMcChicken on January 19, 2021, 11:57:42 AMExpand QuoteActually could see Cookie on Krooked.[close]At the expense of the joke, it does actually make senseWho do the Mull brothers skate for? The long haired one who skates to Bad Feeling is rad[close]W0RBLE. And while I can see Cookie on the team, most def, if he made that move, he wouldn't be pulling in any kind of check at all.[close]
Nyjah seems out of touch enough to make his own board brand.If he doesn't he'll go to Primitive or April.
Quote from: BroBruhBra on January 19, 2021, 09:52:33 AMExpand QuoteNyjah seems out of touch enough to make his own board brand.If he doesn't he'll go to Primitive or April.[close]I feel primitive and April are too good for nyjah. Not a fan of either but nyjah would be poison on both those teams. Why douche it up on purpose
Nyjah seems out of touch enough to make his own board brand.If he doesn't he'll go to Primitive or April.[close]
I want to fight you so badly richardPlease give me your address ill make it my life goal to punsh your face in
Quote from: conqueso on January 19, 2021, 01:00:09 PMExpand Quote [close]Holy shit so the brand that Jagger Eaton is pro for is a Bam Margera Element knock off brand? This is too rich.
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Quote from: Watson on January 19, 2021, 01:56:35 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: conqueso on January 19, 2021, 01:00:09 PMExpand Quote[close][close]Nyjah is starting his own board brand.
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Actually could see Cookie on Krooked.
happy to see that westgate and appleyard are still on, though
Quote from: HotnSpicyMcChicken on January 19, 2021, 11:57:42 AMExpand QuoteActually could see Cookie on Krooked. [close]i hate that this doesn't even seem like a joke since Sebo is on
Actually could see Cookie on Krooked. [close]
Quote from: fredgallSOTY on January 19, 2021, 09:41:32 AMExpand QuoteNyjah's been riding Traffic boards lately. Heard he's moving to Baltimore too.[close]Baltimore will not stand by and let Ninejah take Teta's spot
Nyjah's been riding Traffic boards lately. Heard he's moving to Baltimore too.[close]
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