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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #60 on: January 19, 2021, 12:46:29 PM »
Maybe Nyjah will get on that weird Berrics brand
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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #61 on: January 19, 2021, 12:48:21 PM »
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Actually could see Cookie on Krooked.
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At the expense of the joke, it does actually make sense

Who do the Mull brothers skate for?   The long haired one who skates to Bad Feeling is rad
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W0RBLE. And while I can see Cookie on the team, most def, if he made that move, he wouldn't be pulling in any kind of check at all.

Oh I thought that was a clothing company.  What is Pyramid Country?  Is that their crew name?

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #62 on: January 19, 2021, 12:51:58 PM »
get that money buddy but holy shit, who decided to give that man a vans signature park series pro course microphone?

He did it all for the Cookie.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #63 on: January 19, 2021, 12:53:33 PM »
Appleyard back on flip.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #64 on: January 19, 2021, 01:00:09 PM »
I guess nobody noticed they just rebranded.....

nyjah would be an idiot to start his own thing right now. companies will line up to give him a fat check for a fraction of the work it takes to start a brand


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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #65 on: January 19, 2021, 01:08:07 PM »
i remember stumbling across a livestream of a Vans park contest live from china one night 2-3 years back. I had never heard of this cookie kid. chris pastras was calling the play by play for the contest, and his mic was much louder than anything else, comically loud. for some reason he couldnt stop talking about "HIS BOY COOKIE" throughout the entire contest, i honestly thought it was some sort of weird joke bc of how many times i heard the word cookie. all throughout everyone elses runs.
this is how it went:
"Cody Mac really has great usage of the Vans Signature Park Series Procourse A-frame wedge to curb, but you know what i personally cant wait to see fellas? Im really excited to see what my boy chris cookie coldburn has in store for this once in a lifetime Vans Park Series Pro course!!"

at some point in someones run they skate past cookie on the deck...

"ohhh man you can just see Cookie patiently waiting, only 3 skaters heats left before we see Cookie take the Vans Signature Pro Park Series course. I can see the fire in your eyes cookie!! I know youre dying to shred this Vans Park Series Pro course cookie!! hang in there!!"

"AAAAND HERE HE IS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN CHRIS COOKIE COLDBURN LETS HEAR THAT LEGENDARY SHENZEN CROWD ROAR THIS IS WHAT WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!"

quietest i had ever heard a sporting event... this predates covid by atleast 2 years. this cookie kid landed a little fucking boardslide before falling on his second trick and bowing out with 45 seconds left in his run.

chris pastras started yelling something about how this was a once in a lifetime type thing for cookie because of how flawless he had been on the vans signature park series pro course the past 2 days in front of those hyphy Shenzen sk8 hooligans in the stands.

i still have no idea what the fuck was going on, but it was fucked, and ive since lost all respect for chris pastras. get that money buddy but holy shit, who decided to give that man a vans signature park series pro course microphone? yall fucked up. nate sherwood could have done a better job and that motherfucker speaks his own verison of english.



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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #66 on: January 19, 2021, 01:10:01 PM »
I guess nobody noticed they just rebranded.....

nyjah would be an idiot to start his own thing right now. companies will line up to give him a fat check for a fraction of the work it takes to start a brand


I might be crazy but having a skate brand built around a dude who doesn’t skate and isn’t on TV anymore is a weird choice

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #67 on: January 19, 2021, 01:14:40 PM »
I guess nobody noticed they just rebranded.....

nyjah would be an idiot to start his own thing right now. companies will line up to give him a fat check for a fraction of the work it takes to start a brand

Are there even any board companies that can afford to cut him a fat check?
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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #68 on: January 19, 2021, 01:26:01 PM »
If they cut Nyjah they're donezo. Just a matter of contracts expiring.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #69 on: January 19, 2021, 01:30:37 PM »
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I guess nobody noticed they just rebranded.....

nyjah would be an idiot to start his own thing right now. companies will line up to give him a fat check for a fraction of the work it takes to start a brand


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I might be crazy but having a skate brand built around a dude who doesn’t skate and isn’t on TV anymore is a weird choice

Isn’t that Heart bullshit a completely different company? Johnny Bongos isn’t part of Element anymore according to something in the mud thread.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #70 on: January 19, 2021, 01:33:22 PM »
I’d love to see nyjah on zero, only to imagine the arguments between him and jt over pants.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #71 on: January 19, 2021, 01:41:15 PM »
Total guess, he goes to Primitive or April.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #72 on: January 19, 2021, 01:43:11 PM »
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Actually could see Cookie on Krooked.
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At the expense of the joke, it does actually make sense

Who do the Mull brothers skate for?   The long haired one who skates to Bad Feeling is rad
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W0RBLE. And while I can see Cookie on the team, most def, if he made that move, he wouldn't be pulling in any kind of check at all.
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Oh I thought that was a clothing company.  What is Pyramid Country?  Is that their crew name?

W0RBLE is their crew name (they're all from Vermont/NH) and recently they turned it into a board brand, Pyramid Country is a crew out of Arizona that is totally unrelated (though they did a collab thing this summer)

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #73 on: January 19, 2021, 01:45:11 PM »
So is element finally finished? Fingers crossed

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #74 on: January 19, 2021, 01:50:52 PM »
Skaters of Element since PEACE (late 2018)
- Evan
- Tyson
- Ray
- Mason
- Julian
- Cookie
- Nigel
- Ish
- Tim Tim
- Durant
- Dom Walker
- Greyson
- Nassim

Still on (for now)
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- Apples
- Madars
- Nick Garcia
- Loy
- Zwijsen
- Sasha
- Schaar
- Jaarkko




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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #75 on: January 19, 2021, 01:52:37 PM »
Nyjah seems out of touch enough to make his own board brand.

If he doesn't he'll go to Primitive or April.

I feel primitive and April are too good for nyjah. Not a fan of either but nyjah would be poison on both those teams. Why douche it up on purpose

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #76 on: January 19, 2021, 01:54:52 PM »
Can anyone explain their "Primitive or April" prediction? It makes zero sense to me. Does he even skate with any of those dudes?
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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #77 on: January 19, 2021, 01:55:02 PM »
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Nyjah seems out of touch enough to make his own board brand.

If he doesn't he'll go to Primitive or April.
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I feel primitive and April are too good for nyjah. Not a fan of either but nyjah would be poison on both those teams. Why douche it up on purpose

Totally agree

He is kinda jinxed cos his high level skating is only par to his high level of douchery.

The mega douche teams like pizza generally don't have mega skilled skaters.
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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #78 on: January 19, 2021, 01:56:35 PM »



Holy shit so the brand that Jagger Eaton is pro for is a Bam Margera Element knock off brand? This is too rich.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #79 on: January 19, 2021, 02:04:02 PM »
i fucking hate bam margera these days. i can hear his ego saying lets print all these boards and make these thousand of dollars as i used to even though i havent done anything relevant in a bit.

what does a bam margera know about skating in 2021? element probably wasnt going to make another run of boards for him so he stole all of their designs because he feels like they owe him something.



nyjah is going to either make a own company with the worst board graphics ever or is going to join plan b i believe

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #80 on: January 19, 2021, 02:04:30 PM »
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Holy shit so the brand that Jagger Eaton is pro for is a Bam Margera Element knock off brand? This is too rich.

This brand is actually owned by Johnny Schilliref or whatever that bozo is called. He started it after Element annexed him from making any decisions at the company. So he started this brand and made the world's worst logo....

Also, Nyjah is starting his own board brand.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #81 on: January 19, 2021, 02:05:56 PM »
I could see Jaakko, Walker, Madars, or Loy on Uma Landsleds.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #82 on: January 19, 2021, 02:10:16 PM »
Nah Jah nah pro nah, him soon fi be of Nike too dem fi word round mi yard

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #83 on: January 19, 2021, 02:10:36 PM »
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Nyjah is starting his own board brand.


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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #84 on: January 19, 2021, 02:13:00 PM »
Actually could see Cookie on Krooked.

i hate that this doesn't even seem like a joke since Sebo is on :(

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #85 on: January 19, 2021, 02:14:34 PM »
happy to see that westgate and appleyard are still on, though
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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #86 on: January 19, 2021, 02:17:13 PM »
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Actually could see Cookie on Krooked.
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i hate that this doesn't even seem like a joke since Sebo is on :(


For real. But I don't think Cookie fits Krooked at all. Krooked have been hitting all their picks recently with the new kids, and I hope they continue to go down that path. Obviously Ray Barbee is a no brainer. Krooked don't need Cookie.

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #87 on: January 19, 2021, 02:18:27 PM »
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Nyjah's been riding Traffic boards lately. Heard he's moving to Baltimore too.
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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #88 on: January 19, 2021, 02:18:43 PM »
element has been falling apart. could careless abut nyja

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Re: Nyjah, Cookie, and Dominick Walker of Element
« Reply #89 on: January 19, 2021, 02:22:46 PM »
I remember being stoked when Underworld Element first came out with the graffiti style, I had the Chris Hall everslick. So dope. Sad to see what they have become  :'(
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