So one time I took a tinder date to an open mic comedy night. She was of Italian descent, and may have had just the slightest amount of dark upper lip hair. Anyway, one of the performers went into this bit about women with moustaches.. it was so pointless and poorly delivered, I couldn’t tell if he was making it up on the spot, or if he noticed my date and was forcing himself through it because he had no other jokes to fill his time. Either way, it was extremely awkward, and we never went out again. Probably for other reasons, though.