what kind of shorts do yall skate in (no jorts)
god i hate jorts
Wrangler is always a safe bet. All products. They have that U crotch construction that's near impossible to beat.
All my favorite shorts and pants was made by them.
But Im a fool for button flies.
I believe nothing is sexier than button flys on ALL HUMANS. It does not matter what you got in there it's way more exciting to unbutton that shit than unzip it.
Details are what matters.
Think about it. Pop.... Pop.... Pop... Pop.... Oooooooooooooo.
Vs Zip ooooo.
Zippers hurt and are a bitch to fix too.
So my absolute #1 is short black or indigo 501s original fit but I'm altering that fit within 10 wears.
Or I'm just going with these


Battle dress uniform 65% polyester 35% cotton sb78995.
I rock the pants then I cut them at the middle of the knee.
They button fly but they're built for speed dressing.
I'm in a bad mood today.
Everything is war today

WEAR BUTTON FLYS BE NICE TO YOURE JUNK