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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #150 on: March 30, 2022, 01:45:22 PM »
Jaws honestly gives me the creeps

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #151 on: March 30, 2022, 02:36:07 PM »
Jaws honestly gives me the creeps
For real. When he was younger I thought he was kinda goofy and funny. Then he rubbed his own shit all over his leg and I was out.

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #152 on: March 30, 2022, 02:51:37 PM »
Jaws honestly gives me the creeps
Never remember to always forget.

As an afterthought: anybody wanna take a crack at photo shopping this pic of bruh onto the old Jaws movie poster? (Thank you in advance.)

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #153 on: March 30, 2022, 03:12:48 PM »



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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #154 on: March 30, 2022, 03:50:26 PM »
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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #155 on: March 30, 2022, 04:07:40 PM »

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #156 on: March 30, 2022, 06:46:09 PM »
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I imagine he’s just stepping away from pro skating because frankly it seems like he’s capable of doing better things with his life, but it would be sick to see him on a company that’s actually cool.
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He's still continuing to be a pro skater. I think Slap is going to be happy with his new board sponsor when it eventually gets announced/leaked (whichever comes first). Definitely not the brand I would have guessed, but it's a dope fit.

Limosine?  ;D

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #157 on: March 30, 2022, 10:17:13 PM »
He literally kneed himself in the mouth and focused his own teeth on national television

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #158 on: March 30, 2022, 10:29:12 PM »
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Jaws honestly gives me the creeps
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For real. When he was younger I thought he was kinda goofy and funny. Then he rubbed his own shit all over his leg and I was out.

When was this? How many crazy ass Jaws stories are out there?

I remember him when he was a little kid and his dad used to take him to the park. Skated his backyard once and he's always been polite to me (even though he has no clue what my name is).

I just thought he was a goofball with a AZ Tom Petty look who happens to listen techno.

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #159 on: March 30, 2022, 10:45:18 PM »
Wonder how many Birdhouse decks he gets
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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #160 on: March 31, 2022, 01:11:43 AM »
Wonder how many Birdhouse decks he gets

judging by the video that somebody posted on this page, it looks like birdhouse took forrest's advice and they send boxes of 10

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #161 on: March 31, 2022, 07:09:39 AM »
send 10 next time

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #162 on: March 31, 2022, 07:18:51 AM »
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Jaws honestly gives me the creeps
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For real. When he was younger I thought he was kinda goofy and funny. Then he rubbed his own shit all over his leg and I was out.
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When was this? How many crazy ass Jaws stories are out there?

I remember him when he was a little kid and his dad used to take him to the park. Skated his backyard once and he's always been polite to me (even though he has no clue what my name is).

I just thought he was a goofball with a AZ Tom Petty look who happens to listen techno.

KOTR. Not sure what year

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #163 on: March 31, 2022, 07:31:30 AM »
Think it was the first series on Vice

His Youtube channel is a weird insight into a guy that seems to have half his brain missing. Maybe that explains how he can bring himself to jump off such heinous shit

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #164 on: March 31, 2022, 08:21:56 AM »
Is it just my local, or are dudes skating welcome decks a very specific kind of people/skater?
What's in your head when I say "welcome skater"?

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #165 on: March 31, 2022, 08:27:00 AM »
The sound of windbreakers
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #166 on: March 31, 2022, 08:40:41 AM »
Is it just my local, or are dudes skating welcome decks a very specific kind of people/skater?
What's in your head when I say "welcome skater"?

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #167 on: March 31, 2022, 08:50:51 AM »
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Is it just my local, or are dudes skating welcome decks a very specific kind of people/skater?
What's in your head when I say "welcome skater"?
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zumiez employee
roses/skulls/vapor wave/weeb dogshit long sleeve
white shoes
5 panel
cross body bag
deck and trucks have no marks on them
shit lip stache
rings out the ass
prob a ton of american traditional tats
A bazinga punk. Clothes that a few years ago would of been worn ironically but they are dweebs and don't know what they're doing. Some dad hat or beanie for some dumb 90s thing or flame pattern. Probably glasses. Pink or yellow cons. Big dumb pants.probably a spiked belt and chain wallet. Ball bearing jewelry. Probably carry around some props like big headphones and a discman or a Gameboy advance/PS3/Wii era of video game accessory. Probably drinking fanta and eating cheetos

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #168 on: March 31, 2022, 08:52:38 AM »
Is it just my local, or are dudes skating welcome decks a very specific kind of people/skater?
What's in your head when I say "welcome skater"?
somebody who still thinks its 2016

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #169 on: March 31, 2022, 11:54:09 AM »
He's going to Sci Fi Fantasy

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #170 on: March 31, 2022, 12:16:49 PM »
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Is it just my local, or are dudes skating welcome decks a very specific kind of people/skater?
What's in your head when I say "welcome skater"?
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zumiez employee. NO
roses/skulls/vapor wave/weeb dogshit long sleeve NO
white shoes ONLY SOMETIMES
5 panel I MEAN I HAVE ONE
cross body bag YEAH OK
deck and trucks have no marks on them NO
shit lip stache FUCK YOU I WORK WITH WHAT I GOT
rings out the ass LIKE FOR HAEMORRHOIDS? NO
prob a ton of american traditional tats NO

IF YOU WANT TO HIT ME WITH THE INDIRECT AT LEAST BE ACCURATE

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #171 on: March 31, 2022, 01:01:08 PM »
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Is it just my local, or are dudes skating welcome decks a very specific kind of people/skater?
What's in your head when I say "welcome skater"?
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zumiez employee
roses/skulls/vapor wave/weeb dogshit long sleeve
white shoes
5 panel
cross body bag
deck and trucks have no marks on them
shit lip stache
rings out the ass
prob a ton of american traditional tats
[close]
A bazinga punk. Clothes that a few years ago would of been worn ironically but they are dweebs and don't know what they're doing. Some dad hat or beanie for some dumb 90s thing or flame pattern. Probably glasses. Pink or yellow cons. Big dumb pants.probably a spiked belt and chain wallet. Ball bearing jewelry. Probably carry around some props like big headphones and a discman or a Gameboy advance/PS3/Wii era of video game accessory. Probably drinking fanta and eating cheetos
Carrying around a PS3 just made me laugh.
Shouts to anyone anywhere just rolling around holding down a PS3 all day with RBG cables and all that dangling around … asking if they can plug it to the tv playing an MMA fight or soccer game on the wall inside pizza places over in the back corner as if they are the cooks kids that live upstairs. Too good


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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #172 on: March 31, 2022, 01:09:16 PM »
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Is it just my local, or are dudes skating welcome decks a very specific kind of people/skater?
What's in your head when I say "welcome skater"?
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zumiez employee
roses/skulls/vapor wave/weeb dogshit long sleeve
white shoes
5 panel
cross body bag
deck and trucks have no marks on them
shit lip stache
rings out the ass
prob a ton of american traditional tats
[close]
A bazinga punk. Clothes that a few years ago would of been worn ironically but they are dweebs and don't know what they're doing. Some dad hat or beanie for some dumb 90s thing or flame pattern. Probably glasses. Pink or yellow cons. Big dumb pants.probably a spiked belt and chain wallet. Ball bearing jewelry. Probably carry around some props like big headphones and a discman or a Gameboy advance/PS3/Wii era of video game accessory. Probably drinking fanta and eating cheetos
[close]
Carrying around a PS3 just made me laugh.
Shouts to anyone anywhere just rolling around holding down a PS3 all day with RBG cables and all that dangling around … asking if they can plug it to the tv playing an MMA fight or soccer game on the wall inside pizza places over in the back corner as if they are the cooks kids that live upstairs. Too good


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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #173 on: April 01, 2022, 07:45:46 AM »

Ryan riding this scifi board in this vid


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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #174 on: April 01, 2022, 10:55:59 AM »
Y'all probably right about Sci-Fi Fantasy (which is sick don't get me wrong) but just saw Bueno is back and feel like that'd be a sick fit

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #175 on: April 01, 2022, 11:51:21 AM »
It's Sci-Fi.

Kind a big honor to be on this company with Jerry. Ryan was on Enjoi at one point, right? Maybe, they made friends?

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #176 on: April 01, 2022, 11:56:41 AM »
Y'all probably right about Sci-Fi Fantasy (which is sick don't get me wrong) but just saw Bueno is back and feel like that'd be a sick fit
Check the date, my guy. It's an April Fools joke.

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #177 on: April 01, 2022, 12:01:51 PM »
Thank god…

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #178 on: April 01, 2022, 12:36:22 PM »

Ryan riding this scifi board in this vid

also wearing a SciFi hoody in that opening trick

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Re: Ryan Lay of Welcome
« Reply #179 on: April 01, 2022, 01:14:32 PM »
Haha that spot is so hard to skate for how long that video is
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