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Woah woah woah, why are we glossing over the cake talk? Any chance it was chocolate cake?
Yes THANK YOU for getting back to the real questions!!
I’d like to know just how many candles were on this cake.
The older one gets, the more candles on the cake they need because it's more wax to compensate for weak speed due to aging legs, actually makes a whole lot of sense. This two third of a foot isn't going to slide itself.
Now for random cake fun facts:
"In the United Kingdom, value added tax is payable on chocolate-covered biscuits, but not on chocolate-covered cakes.[13][14] McVities defended its classification of Jaffa Cakes as cakes at a VAT tribunal in 1991, against the ruling that Jaffa cakes were biscuits due to their size and shape, and the fact that they were often eaten in place of biscuits.[15] McVities insisted that the product was a cake, and produced a giant Jaffa Cake in court to illustrate its point.[15]
The court discounted the expert evidence, as it went beyond the capacity of an ordinary purchaser.[16]
The product was assessed on the following criteria:[17][18]
The product's name was regarded as a minor consideration.
The ingredients were regarded as similar to those of a cake, producing a thin cake-like mixture rather than the thick dough of a biscuit.
The product's texture was regarded as being that of a sponge cake.
The product hardens when stale, in the manner of a cake.
A substantial part of a Jaffa Cake, in terms of bulk and texture, is sponge.
In size, a Jaffa Cake is more like a biscuit than a cake.
The product was generally displayed for sale alongside other biscuits, rather than with cakes.
The product is presented as a snack and eaten with the fingers, like a biscuit, rather than with a fork as a cake might be. The tribunal also considered that children would eat them in "a few mouthfuls", in the manner of a sweet.
The court was adjudicated by Mr Donald Potter QC, who found in favour of McVitie's and ruled that whilst Jaffa Cakes had characteristics of both cakes and biscuits, the product should be considered a cake, meaning that VAT is not paid on Jaffa Cakes in the United Kingdom.[13][19] Mr Potter QC also expressed that Jaffa Cakes were not biscuits.[20]
The Irish Revenue Commissioners also regard Jaffa Cakes as cakes, since their moisture content is greater than 12%. As a result, they are charged the reduced rate of VAT (13.5% as of 2016).[21]"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes