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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5790 on: October 22, 2019, 09:50:48 PM »
It's my birthday today. 31 years trapped on earth. Good news is life expectancy for black males is low and I'm probably practically middle aged by now.

Happy birthday my middle aged homie, i turned 31 at the start of the year so im right there with ya....except im white


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5791 on: October 22, 2019, 11:38:19 PM »
It's my birthday today. 31 years trapped on earth. Good news is life expectancy for black males is low and I'm probably practically middle aged by now.
happy birthday, L33T. keep on pushing!  :-*

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5792 on: October 23, 2019, 10:08:05 AM »
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It's my birthday today. 31 years trapped on earth. Good news is life expectancy for black males is low and I'm probably practically middle aged by now.
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happy birthday, L33T. keep on pushing!  :-*

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5793 on: October 25, 2019, 07:26:32 PM »
I haven't skated for fun in months. I been too sick from my treatment.

I had like 30 40 mins to kill at the park while I was in town. 
I got nice front nose on the flat bar 1st try. Second one I got that feeling in my stomach. Very satisfying roll a away

Impossible on flat feeling kinda strong.
I got my roll on.

I lost back 80 Fakie many on the pad. I had just gotten them back.
I lost switch front 3 on the bank. That's was not good feeling. When I landed a few like 240s I started thinking about that surfer who did the kickflip. That's how I know I feel bad.

I think about weird shit that's never cool. Like PTSD.

Switch front big spin is there with a little pivot. That's good because I learned that at like age 39.

Stoked not stoked. I'm old and terminally ill

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5794 on: October 25, 2019, 08:38:56 PM »
Stoked that my lady is going out with some work friends tonight cause im excited to order some pizza, throw on a movie and just kick it with some alone time.....not stoked that i have to pick her up probably around midnight, i dont have to but i offered cause i guess i dont like the idea of her training home alone late,


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5795 on: October 28, 2019, 02:53:42 AM »
Stoked on getting to leave work at noon today. Not stoked on getting to leave at noon to take my son to a doctor's appointment.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5796 on: October 28, 2019, 08:55:05 AM »
I went on a date with a chick and hooked up in the back seat of her car but we were almost busted by the cops. Scared the fuck out of me.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5797 on: October 28, 2019, 09:09:31 AM »
Looking at a new apartment tomorrow which looks perfect from the photos and the price is right and it is in the city center and it has a garage for my car.... however, if I take it, my commute will go from being a 5 minute walk to being a 45 minute drive or 1 hour on public transportation.

I live and work out in the middle of nowhere and want to live in a city but the commute might destroy me. But it will make my weekends infinitely better (more skatespots, more people in my peer group, closer to the airport for weekends out of town, 2 blocks from a major train hub, etc.).

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5798 on: October 28, 2019, 09:49:11 AM »
I went on a date with a chick and hooked up in the back seat of her car but we were almost busted by the cops. Scared the fuck out of me.

shalom. i haven't had this level of excitement in my life in years. enjoy yourself.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5799 on: October 28, 2019, 10:46:55 AM »
stoked - supposed to have a job interview on thursday

not stoked - applied to so many places I don't know where or what this gig is and i'm waiting for the guy to send me the confirmation so i can figure it out. Been a rough year at work and i'm very unhappy and it's ruining my life and affecting my relationships and what not, so hopefully this pans out even if its a pay cut

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5800 on: October 28, 2019, 10:55:10 AM »
Got this chick I’ve been with for a couple months now, and shits cool and all but I can tell she’s way more into than I am, like I kinda have one foot out the door. Not that I have any other prospects on table but it feels super unfair to her.
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5801 on: October 28, 2019, 10:41:54 PM »
Got this chick I’ve been with for a couple months now, and shits cool and all but I can tell she’s way more into than I am, like I kinda have one foot out the door. Not that I have any other prospects on table but it feels super unfair to her.

most my relationships for years was like this and they kinda just ran its course


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5802 on: October 30, 2019, 08:21:42 AM »
Jokingly texted some dumb QAnon stuff I thought was funny to a girl I'm going on a date with tonight, but she took it seriously, and thinks it relates to all this galactic number stuff. WOW

She's really cute though, and doesn't come across crazy in person. Maybe she's just spiritual or something

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5803 on: October 30, 2019, 09:23:14 AM »
Jokingly texted some dumb QAnon stuff I thought was funny to a girl I'm going on a date with tonight, but she took it seriously, and thinks it relates to all this galactic number stuff. WOW

She's really cute though, and doesn't come across crazy in person. Maybe she's just spiritual or something

Holy shit haha, make sure to tell us what happens right afterwards. Crazy chicks usually fuck the best, but ya know crazy and all.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5804 on: October 30, 2019, 11:07:40 AM »
Jokingly texted some dumb QAnon stuff I thought was funny to a girl I'm going on a date with tonight, but she took it seriously, and thinks it relates to all this galactic number stuff. WOW

She's really cute though, and doesn't come across crazy in person. Maybe she's just spiritual or something

Nah, man. She's crazy. Astral traveled to a starship? The fuck?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5805 on: October 30, 2019, 11:31:24 AM »
Lowlife real estate agents call and text me all the time trying to buy a house for cash which I don't even own.

To make light of it, Ive began to reply and say, "What's the maximum you'll pay" then I block their number.

Learned that annoying bullshit when I tried to sell my car on craigslist.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5806 on: October 30, 2019, 11:38:53 AM »
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Jokingly texted some dumb QAnon stuff I thought was funny to a girl I'm going on a date with tonight, but she took it seriously, and thinks it relates to all this galactic number stuff. WOW
She's really cute though, and doesn't come across crazy in person. Maybe she's just spiritual or something
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Nah, man. She's crazy. Astral traveled to a starship? The fuck?
Oh yeah she's kinda off for sure, but it's not like she acts like a raving lunatic in person or anything.
I'll play along with some astrology nonsense, I don't really care.

Tonight we're going to dinner, then smoking & popping my dead grandmother's xans while watchng Midsommar.

Extremely interested to hear her interpretation of that movie.
I'm prob gonna wake up tomorrow like this:

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5807 on: October 30, 2019, 12:01:24 PM »
im interested in astral projection .. the human brain is really fascinating .. please tell me everything this crazy bitch has to say

speaking of brains, one of the best life lessons ive ever received was from my grandfather who told me that in life, you will make more money using your brain than with your hands .. and that was super meta and hard to comprehend because he was a neurosurgeon .. like he literally used his hands on brains to make money
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5808 on: October 30, 2019, 12:04:20 PM »
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Jokingly texted some dumb QAnon stuff I thought was funny to a girl I'm going on a date with tonight, but she took it seriously, and thinks it relates to all this galactic number stuff. WOW
She's really cute though, and doesn't come across crazy in person. Maybe she's just spiritual or something
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Nah, man. She's crazy. Astral traveled to a starship? The fuck?
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Oh yeah she's kinda off for sure, but it's not like she acts like a raving lunatic in person or anything.
I'll play along with some astrology nonsense, I don't really care.

Tonight we're going to dinner, then smoking & popping my dead grandmother's xans while watchng Midsommar.

Extremely interested to hear her interpretation of that movie.
I'm prob gonna wake up tomorrow like this:


enjoy yourselves. shalom.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5809 on: November 01, 2019, 04:13:44 PM »
Jokingly texted some dumb QAnon stuff I thought was funny to a girl I'm going on a date with tonight, but she took it seriously, and thinks it relates to all this galactic number stuff. WOW

She's really cute though, and doesn't come across crazy in person. Maybe she's just spiritual or something

How did it go yo?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5810 on: November 01, 2019, 05:02:38 PM »
Some dudes from work do a podcast and they been bugging me for weeks to go on there show, i dont have all that much to say at the best of times so i wasnt overly keen to sit down and be recorded on some random podcast even though im pretty good friends with these guys since starting working there a year ago. Anyway i went on, crushed a bunch of beers and it was actually pretty mellow, forgot it was being recorded and had a pretty good time. Stoked on that, not stoked to listen to it and hear my fucken voice


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5811 on: November 01, 2019, 07:51:28 PM »
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Jokingly texted some dumb QAnon stuff I thought was funny to a girl I'm going on a date with tonight, but she took it seriously, and thinks it relates to all this galactic number stuff. WOW

She's really cute though, and doesn't come across crazy in person. Maybe she's just spiritual or something
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How did it go yo?
She mostly just talked about her co-workers during dinner.
I don't do a ton of pills anymore, so even just 3 mg of xan really fucked me up, the night got blurry after dinner.

Overall pretty good. I just got really gnarly deja vu while sexting with her though, which was kinda weird.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5812 on: November 04, 2019, 03:58:50 PM »
Some kid left his board at work and it's been there over a month. I told the principal that we should move the board because the moisture and high heat can mess it up and he asked me if I knew who's it was and the just told me to take it if no one asks for it. So now I have a new complete. At the cost of some kid but, I did gift another kid some spare wheels.
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5813 on: November 04, 2019, 07:02:37 PM »
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Jokingly texted some dumb QAnon stuff I thought was funny to a girl I'm going on a date with tonight, but she took it seriously, and thinks it relates to all this galactic number stuff. WOW

She's really cute though, and doesn't come across crazy in person. Maybe she's just spiritual or something
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How did it go yo?
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She mostly just talked about her co-workers during dinner.
I don't do a ton of pills anymore, so even just 3 mg of xan really fucked me up, the night got blurry after dinner.

Overall pretty good. I just got really gnarly deja vu while sexting with her though, which was kinda weird.

that is weird
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5814 on: November 05, 2019, 08:33:23 AM »
Nike, I love the team but hate the shoe models

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5815 on: November 05, 2019, 08:46:00 AM »
It's my birthday today. 31 years trapped on earth. Good news is life expectancy for black males is low and I'm probably practically middle aged by now.
Happy late birthday. It’s ok brother we’re all stuck here together.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5816 on: November 06, 2019, 09:13:22 AM »
My car rolled over 100k on the odometer today. I think it's the first car that I've put that many miles on. Stoked on that and that the car has had no issues this far, just replacing the usual stuff as it wears out.

As stupid as this sounds, I'm not stoked that I wasn't paying attention and missed seeing it hit that 100k mark. By the time I remembered it was at 100,017. Also not stoked that my warrantee is up now and I still owe on my loan, but I should be alright. I'm just hoping that nothing major happens before I pay it off and I get at least a few months with it after its paid off because it's not going to be worth anything by the time I'm done with it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5817 on: November 06, 2019, 11:31:50 AM »
Took the bike to the reefer store this morning n decided to take my board even though I didn't feel like skating too much. While riding through Skips ditch for some reason I just stopped n wanted to switch biggie into it. After about 15mns or so of finding the right angle and speed to get ended up riding down the first one I stomped. Stoked cuz at 37 still feels rad to do a good move not planned with no one filming. Just getting from point A to B and skating whatever looks good...

Not stoked cuz at that point in time in the morning I was already done with a six pack of IPA's...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5818 on: November 07, 2019, 09:21:53 AM »


My wife introduced me to this crazy ass documentary. Fascinating and disgusting.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #5819 on: November 07, 2019, 03:47:52 PM »
Skated at my work today at a little event they had.  Stoked to have met some new people to skate with here but broke a practically new anti hero board I was stoked on.  mostly stoked though.
people who refuse to use apple products can blow my fucking stupid hog