Things You Are Not Stoked On

[Noble Experiment]

Me and this co-worker chick have been flirting around a lot at work these past couple weeks. We will spend most of our shift just bullshittin and cracking jokes. Just yesterday we got to talking about drugs and she mentioned that whenever she does molly her pupils get all big and she looks like a demon and she looks all evil. I responded with "that's cool, you probably look rad as Hell, I dig evil shit". Kind of half joking but half serious. She resonds with "what do you mean?" I responded "I dunno, I just dig evil shit. Like demons, witchcraft, the occult, all that kind of stuff has always fascinated me" Which is true, I've always found that sort of stuff facinating, but it's not like I practice it ya know? I've always just found it fascinating to look up and read up on. She got weirded out and suddenly her tone and overall demeanor changed. Found out later from someone else that she's kinda religious, not like bible thumping religious but still religious nonetheless, and that "evil" things like demons and stuff kind of freak her out. Which is weird because we were talking about gnarly scary movies and stuff and she's into these weird metal bands so I wasn't expecting that reaction from her. Needless to say I'm pretty sure I blew it with her.

Moral of the story? Don't tell chicks you're into evil shit? I guess? Religious people are strange to me though, but man was she hot and we had such a good back n forth too with joking around and talking. I'm still bummed. My friend was saying "dude, you should've not even brought that up at all, that's some stuff she would've been better off not knowing" but then I thought "well that's just some stuff I'm into; just like anything I'm into if it gets brought up I'm not gonna just pretend I'm not into it just to appease to someone ya know? she probably would've found out eventually anyways some other way, and her reaction would've been the same regardless; so it doesn't really make too much of a difference; better she finds out earlier than later what I'm into n stuff". Or maybe I'm just telling myself that; who knows.

[ClownOfTheDay]

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Not really stoked on my social life, I'd prefer to be alone mainly so I can work by myself, just do a lot by myself to be honest. Feels like the friends I have only hit me up when they need something which honestly sucks, but to turn this around I am going to start doing my own thing and focusing on myself,

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Dude you are not alone in this.

As we get older people we pal around with and friends just fade away.

It’s honestly exhausting keeping up with most people, I’ve been seeing it as enjoy it for the time being.

people are strange when your a stranger.

[DarthDingusMaximus]

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its cold as a witches tit

and i peed out of my butt like thrice this morning

fighting whatever ailments come my way. fuck

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im kinda jealous of you all that live with seasons .: it’s in the 80s here in phx

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Shovel a driveway once and you'll be over it. I guarantee it.

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ya that’s what they say .. ive never done it . but come spend 6 months in 100+ heat .. that shit gets old too

1000% This but tons of humidity describes Floriduh

[JB]

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its cold as a witches tit

and i peed out of my butt like thrice this morning

fighting whatever ailments come my way. fuck

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im kinda jealous of you all that live with seasons .: it’s in the 80s here in phx

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Shovel a driveway once and you'll be over it. I guarantee it.

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ya that’s what they say .. ive never done it . but come spend 6 months in 100+ heat .. that shit gets old too

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1000% This but tons of humidity describes Floriduh

I have a bunch of family in Florida. Been down there for 100+ degree days with like 100% humidity. Wasn't terrible, but I didn't really do much and was only there for a few days. I'm sure I'd get sick of it after a while but I'm sick of the snow after 10 minutes. It's pure bullshit.

What's always hilarious is when the Florida fam comes up in any season other than summer and has no idea how to handle colder weather. We took my aunts boyfriend fishing last May. It was probably in the 40s, but on the water it's colder and theres a lot more wind. Dude was out there in a hoodie and sandals with socks, freezing his ass off. My cousin came up for deer hunting once and the only footwear he brought was crocs. Sometimes they'll bring winter coats because they never get to wear them and it's probably exciting, but will walk out of the house with shorts.

[50mm]

Dude i’m far from a medical expert but i’ve been through more than my share of injuries and my advice would be just buy the splint and ride it out. The surgery is mostly to make it look normal. A lot of people get boxer’s fractures on most their fingers, never get surgery and are just fine

Nah, it turns out it's not a boxers fracture. It's this other hamlate bone. If its just fractured it will heal. But if it broke off it needs to come out because all my carpal canal ligaments and tissue or whatever the fuck are grinding against the break. I've had my fair share of injuries as well and never go to the Dr. but this is something else. The boxers knuckles were hurting because the tendon they use are rubbing against the fracture.

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its cold as a witches tit

and i peed out of my butt like thrice this morning

fighting whatever ailments come my way. fuck

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im kinda jealous of you all that live with seasons .: it’s in the 80s here in phx

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Shovel a driveway once and you'll be over it. I guarantee it.

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ya that’s what they say .. ive never done it . but come spend 6 months in 100+ heat .. that shit gets old too

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1000% This but tons of humidity describes Floriduh

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I have a bunch of family in Florida. Been down there for 100+ degree days with like 100% humidity. Wasn't terrible, but I didn't really do much and was only there for a few days. I'm sure I'd get sick of it after a while but I'm sick of the snow after 10 minutes. It's pure bullshit.

What's always hilarious is when the Florida fam comes up in any season other than summer and has no idea how to handle colder weather. We took my aunts boyfriend fishing last May. It was probably in the 40s, but on the water it's colder and theres a lot more wind. Dude was out there in a hoodie and sandals with socks, freezing his ass off. My cousin came up for deer hunting once and the only footwear he brought was crocs. Sometimes they'll bring winter coats because they never get to wear them and it's probably exciting, but will walk out of the house with shorts.

Where I live we get 125. It's brutal. None of you would like it, and no you don't get used to it. It's horrible. I've painted a couple houses in that kind of weather and it's no joke. But brutal cold seems horrible as well. At least you aren't going to slide off a cliff in the heat.

[no habla mango]

125! where you at, libya?

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125! where you at, libya?

So cal desert. To be fair it goes to 120. 125 is a record from like a hundred years ago. We got 121 this year though. I remember back in the you couldn’t forget a rented movie in the car or they would melt. Also I don’t use hot water in summer I just turn on the cold because the ground is too hot anyways.

[DarthDingusMaximus]

Me and this co-worker chick have been flirting around a lot at work these past couple weeks. We will spend most of our shift just bullshittin and cracking jokes. Just yesterday we got to talking about drugs and she mentioned that whenever she does molly her pupils get all big and she looks like a demon and she looks all evil. I responded with "that's cool, you probably look rad as Hell, I dig evil shit". Kind of half joking but half serious. She resonds with "what do you mean?" I responded "I dunno, I just dig evil shit. Like demons, witchcraft, the occult, all that kind of stuff has always fascinated me" Which is true, I've always found that sort of stuff facinating, but it's not like I practice it ya know? I've always just found it fascinating to look up and read up on. She got weirded out and suddenly her tone and overall demeanor changed. Found out later from someone else that she's kinda religious, not like bible thumping religious but still religious nonetheless, and that "evil" things like demons and stuff kind of freak her out. Which is weird because we were talking about gnarly scary movies and stuff and she's into these weird metal bands so I wasn't expecting that reaction from her. Needless to say I'm pretty sure I blew it with her.

Moral of the story? Don't tell chicks you're into evil shit? I guess? Religious people are strange to me though, but man was she hot and we had such a good back n forth too with joking around and talking. I'm still bummed. My friend was saying "dude, you should've not even brought that up at all, that's some stuff she would've been better off not knowing" but then I thought "well that's just some stuff I'm into; just like anything I'm into if it gets brought up I'm not gonna just pretend I'm not into it just to appease to someone ya know? she probably would've found out eventually anyways some other way, and her reaction would've been the same regardless; so it doesn't really make too much of a difference; better she finds out earlier than later what I'm into n stuff". Or maybe I'm just telling myself that; who knows.

Ahhh the old hypocrisy of Christians.

You’ve got something unspoken that you’re into and you guy’s are going back and forth, then she hits you with her moral disposition when you’re into demonology and occultism?

What if you’re not into molly specifically and weren’t exactly hyped on drugs?

Not that it should change the tone of you guy’s banter.

Just it seems like she’s got some unrealistic morally superior ideas that she’s quite deluded on.

[mynameisnotjeff]

Girl from the date has ghosted me

[WastedHippy]

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Not really stoked on my social life, I'd prefer to be alone mainly so I can work by myself, just do a lot by myself to be honest. Feels like the friends I have only hit me up when they need something which honestly sucks, but to turn this around I am going to start doing my own thing and focusing on myself,

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Dude you are not alone in this.

As we get older people we pal around with and friends just fade away.

It’s honestly exhausting keeping up with most people, I’ve been seeing it as enjoy it for the time being.

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people are strange when your a stranger.

The doors of perception

[VHS ERA]

Yea as much as I cry about winter I am one of those “I need seasons” people. Forever summer temperatures is weird to me.

[hangontoyourego]

Girl from the date has ghosted me

Lame .

[Dr-Feelgood]

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the crazy ass bushfires going on in Australia right now and the heat in sydney is insane

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It’s so strange to see how fucked the upper/middle end of the country is and then me bitching about how cold and rainy it is in Melbourne

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A few times ive looked at the weather app Pornhub and accidentally swipe right to the melbourne weather and my wet noodle too hard, and am so confused when i see cloudy rain and cold haha splotches of dribble on my keyboard.

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Well Doc, with you displaying the brain power of a doctorate earned from a Cracker Jack Box, I would imagine you find ALOT of things confusing.  So, really no surprise here.  BTW, fixed.

definitley not stoked on this guys failing attempts to be funny/clever

[Pho King Hung Lo Mein]

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the crazy ass bushfires going on in Australia right now and the heat in sydney is insane

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It’s so strange to see how fucked the upper/middle end of the country is and then me bitching about how cold and rainy it is in Melbourne

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A few times ive looked at the weather app Pornhub and accidentally swipe right to the melbourne weather and my wet noodle too hard, and am so confused when i see cloudy rain and cold haha splotches of dribble on my keyboard.

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Well Doc, with you displaying the brain power of a doctorate earned from a Cracker Jack Box, I would imagine you find ALOT of things confusing.  So, really no surprise here.  BTW, fixed.

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definitley not stoked on this guys failing attempts to be effortless ability to dominate me, in EVERY. SINGLE. exchange.  He reveals the SIMPLETON that I am, and abuses my Mother's anus, so of course, I don't find him funny/clever.

Yeah, cause you repeating "your a fucken dork" and "fixed" is just so damn funny and clever, right?  I would ask you to google the word "irony" Doc, but I know you're not a big "reading" guy and couldn't comprehend it's meaning anyways. 
Just know that it is completely lost on you.


Doc, the bottom line is, you LOVE me and you KNOW it.  You are tickled "pink" to be the "butt" of all my jokes.  It's just so funny to me, the way you continually try to antagonize someone THIS intellectually superior to you.  WHY do you keep doing this to yourself?  I'm guessing you also have cut marks across your wrists, right?

This isn't even fun for me anymore.  It's like I've got you in full mount, and I'm bitch-slapping you with your own hands at this point and I'm starting to feel abusive. I'll abuse your Mom's sweetly spread ass all day long.  But slapping around her dimwitted fuckboi bastard son, isn't my "thing".

 I had hoped you would come alive and give me a real challenge at some point, but I suppose that would be like asking your Kid's Little League team to challenge the NY Yankees.  Once again, I must apologize for OVERestimating you.  I need to stop giving you the benefit of the doubt.  There is no doubt.  You REALLY are much duller than I thought.

P.S. Fixed!

[ClownOfTheDay]

This friend of my boyfriends, this guy is a real pos, I don't like him. He supposedly "punched a guy for making fun of my boyfriend". Like OK dude we get it you want in the pants of my boyfriend but damn you don't have to be so sweaty about it. Honestly worse comes to worse the fucker can have him. I really don't have time this shit.

[Jollyoli]

Cleared all the fallen leaves from my small slappy curb so it'd dry, then a lorry has parked there overnight and spewed oil all over the place.

[mynameisnotjeff]

Cleared all the fallen leaves from my small slappy curb so it'd dry, then a lorry has parked there overnight and spewed oil all over the place.

Ouch. Sorry to hear that, how do you even clean oil spills? Do you throw sand or any powdery substance to soak it up?

[Jollyoli]

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Cleared all the fallen leaves from my small slappy curb so it'd dry, then a lorry has parked there overnight and spewed oil all over the place.

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Ouch. Sorry to hear that, how do you even clean oil spills? Do you throw sand or any powdery substance to soak it up?

There is always another curb. I don't mind carrying a brush but I'm not slogging detergent and a mop around.

[Noble Experiment]

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Me and this co-worker chick have been flirting around a lot at work these past couple weeks. We will spend most of our shift just bullshittin and cracking jokes. Just yesterday we got to talking about drugs and she mentioned that whenever she does molly her pupils get all big and she looks like a demon and she looks all evil. I responded with "that's cool, you probably look rad as Hell, I dig evil shit". Kind of half joking but half serious. She resonds with "what do you mean?" I responded "I dunno, I just dig evil shit. Like demons, witchcraft, the occult, all that kind of stuff has always fascinated me" Which is true, I've always found that sort of stuff facinating, but it's not like I practice it ya know? I've always just found it fascinating to look up and read up on. She got weirded out and suddenly her tone and overall demeanor changed. Found out later from someone else that she's kinda religious, not like bible thumping religious but still religious nonetheless, and that "evil" things like demons and stuff kind of freak her out. Which is weird because we were talking about gnarly scary movies and stuff and she's into these weird metal bands so I wasn't expecting that reaction from her. Needless to say I'm pretty sure I blew it with her.

Moral of the story? Don't tell chicks you're into evil shit? I guess? Religious people are strange to me though, but man was she hot and we had such a good back n forth too with joking around and talking. I'm still bummed. My friend was saying "dude, you should've not even brought that up at all, that's some stuff she would've been better off not knowing" but then I thought "well that's just some stuff I'm into; just like anything I'm into if it gets brought up I'm not gonna just pretend I'm not into it just to appease to someone ya know? she probably would've found out eventually anyways some other way, and her reaction would've been the same regardless; so it doesn't really make too much of a difference; better she finds out earlier than later what I'm into n stuff". Or maybe I'm just telling myself that; who knows.

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Ahhh the old hypocrisy of Christians.

You’ve got something unspoken that you’re into and you guy’s are going back and forth, then she hits you with her moral disposition when you’re into demonology and occultism?

What if you’re not into molly specifically and weren’t exactly hyped on drugs?

Not that it should change the tone of you guy’s banter.

Just it seems like she’s got some unrealistic morally superior ideas that she’s quite deluded on.

Yeah some people are so quick to write other people off when you're into one thing that they don't like. I never got that. For the most part as long as you're not a complete douche and you're not some sort of racist Nazi, you don't abuse children or women, you're not some sort of sexual assaulter, and you're not just some sort of overall hateful person then I'm pretty quick to just shrug most shit off for people as long as they're nice and cool people. You worship Satan? You're a juggalo? You're into gnarly drugs? You're some sort of jock-o football obsessed or weightlifting obsessed meat-head? Don't matter to me; as long as we vibe and you're nice then you're ok I'm my book until you prove otherwise.

[DarthDingusMaximus]

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Me and this co-worker chick have been flirting around a lot at work these past couple weeks. We will spend most of our shift just bullshittin and cracking jokes. Just yesterday we got to talking about drugs and she mentioned that whenever she does molly her pupils get all big and she looks like a demon and she looks all evil. I responded with "that's cool, you probably look rad as Hell, I dig evil shit". Kind of half joking but half serious. She resonds with "what do you mean?" I responded "I dunno, I just dig evil shit. Like demons, witchcraft, the occult, all that kind of stuff has always fascinated me" Which is true, I've always found that sort of stuff facinating, but it's not like I practice it ya know? I've always just found it fascinating to look up and read up on. She got weirded out and suddenly her tone and overall demeanor changed. Found out later from someone else that she's kinda religious, not like bible thumping religious but still religious nonetheless, and that "evil" things like demons and stuff kind of freak her out. Which is weird because we were talking about gnarly scary movies and stuff and she's into these weird metal bands so I wasn't expecting that reaction from her. Needless to say I'm pretty sure I blew it with her.

Moral of the story? Don't tell chicks you're into evil shit? I guess? Religious people are strange to me though, but man was she hot and we had such a good back n forth too with joking around and talking. I'm still bummed. My friend was saying "dude, you should've not even brought that up at all, that's some stuff she would've been better off not knowing" but then I thought "well that's just some stuff I'm into; just like anything I'm into if it gets brought up I'm not gonna just pretend I'm not into it just to appease to someone ya know? she probably would've found out eventually anyways some other way, and her reaction would've been the same regardless; so it doesn't really make too much of a difference; better she finds out earlier than later what I'm into n stuff". Or maybe I'm just telling myself that; who knows.

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Ahhh the old hypocrisy of Christians.

You’ve got something unspoken that you’re into and you guy’s are going back and forth, then she hits you with her moral disposition when you’re into demonology and occultism?

What if you’re not into molly specifically and weren’t exactly hyped on drugs?

Not that it should change the tone of you guy’s banter.

Just it seems like she’s got some unrealistic morally superior ideas that she’s quite deluded on.

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Yeah some people are so quick to write other people off when you're into one thing that they don't like. I never got that. For the most part as long as you're not a complete douche and you're not some sort of racist Nazi, you don't abuse children or women, you're not some sort of sexual assaulter, and you're not just some sort of overall hateful person then I'm pretty quick to just shrug most shit off for people as long as they're nice and cool people. You worship Satan? You're a juggalo? You're into gnarly drugs? You're some sort of jock-o football obsessed or weightlifting obsessed meat-head? Don't matter to me; as long as we vibe and you're nice then you're ok I'm my book until you prove otherwise.

I’ve been there where I’ve ghosted someone because we didn’t mesh well together and I know it’s lame.

The only excuses I’ve got when ditching somebody is if they suck as a person.

I try to give people the benefit of the doubt but in most cases you give em an inch they take a mile. (With whatever contrived bs lie or story)

I don’t usually do well with big circles of people but small cell’s of 2 to 3 people I’m not so awkward.

It’s weird how much someone will take one instance and build a entire summary out of your interests.

Now you might say that’s awfully smug and you don’t know about most people.

Well when engaging other’s company and I suss someone out, I’ve got a good read on shifty people as I use to have shitty friends, you can’t bullshit a good bullshitter.

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Cleared all the fallen leaves from my small slappy curb so it'd dry, then a lorry has parked there overnight and spewed oil all over the place.

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Ouch. Sorry to hear that, how do you even clean oil spills? Do you throw sand or any powdery substance to soak it up?

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There is always another curb. I don't mind carrying a brush but I'm not slogging detergent and a mop around.

Try some cheap sand cat litter. One time my car spewed oil all over the floor of our new house. Like all over. I dumped kitty litter on and let it dry. Took a little work but helped a lot. Or yeah, another curb.

[LemThurdy]

Broke my board last week and now I’m empty. Got pulled over for my registration being expired bc I was too broke to renew shit my account was a couple hundo negative.

Best remedy for the struggle is to hustle so I hope things look up

[Pho King Hung Lo Mein]

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Cleared all the fallen leaves from my small slappy curb so it'd dry, then a lorry has parked there overnight and spewed oil all over the place.

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Ouch. Sorry to hear that, how do you even clean oil spills? Do you throw sand or any powdery substance to soak it up?

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There is always another curb. I don't mind carrying a brush but I'm not slogging detergent and a mop around.

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Try some cheap sand cat litter. One time my car spewed oil all over the floor of our new house. Like all over. I dumped kitty litter on and let it dry. Took a little work but helped a lot. Or yeah, another curb.

Co-signed on the kitty litter.  Definitely try that.  I've seen it work wonders on skate spots.

[Chatbot]

My life or should I say my fucking mind. I have a lot of great things going on and a bunch of opportunities that I need/ want to act on to reach my goals. I have no right to be bummed but fuck man, I'm so goddamned lost. Maybe because I have no one to open up to so everything from birth till now is just bottled up ready to explode like a nuclear warhead. Actually, I probably do have friends/ family that would listen but I feel like I can't because this is how I've been my entire life. It would just be so out of character.

Even typing this out feels foreign to me. I guess the point of me posting this is like slowly releasing a little carbonation from a shaken up soda bottle before it explodes. Sorry to be a bummer on this fine Friday but I just don't know.

[hangontoyourego]

My life or should I say my fucking mind. I have a lot of great things going on and a bunch of opportunities that I need/ want to act on to reach my goals. I have no right to be bummed but fuck man, I'm so goddamned lost. Maybe because I have no one to open up to so everything from birth till now is just bottled up ready to explode like a nuclear warhead. Actually, I probably do have friends/ family that would listen but I feel like I can't because this is how I've been my entire life. It would just be so out of character.

Even typing this out feels foreign to me. I guess the point of me posting this is like slowly releasing a little carbonation from a shaken up soda bottle before it explodes. Sorry to be a bummer on this fine Friday but I just don't know.

You just need to be like George and now do the opposite of what you have been doing . Bottling up hasn’t worked has it ? So now it’s time to let it out . Go talk to those people .

[AssFlea]

Mom is in surgery rn.
I not trying to talk to anyone about it. I'm just trying to stay positive.

I play music to cope and send positive shit her way.

I can talk about it here on slap. I don't want to see people rn

[DarthDingusMaximus]

Life is a pissing contest and I have no interest in competing with the masses of these fucking idiots.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Are you a welder born in April with a dirty mouth and an extreme allergy towards stupid people?

[AssFlea]

At the pharmacy I gave the kid a mint. Had to Heimlich Maneuver like 3 seconds later.

Bad days