Author Topic: Jersey Shore (Read 154594 times)

weedpop · « **Reply #150 on:** December 10, 2009, 08:39:57 PM »

The best part of that punching gif is the look of pure disgust the guy has on his face as he turns around.

Mooley · « **Reply #151 on:** December 10, 2009, 10:57:11 PM »

Watched the first two episodes online just laughing constantly. Vinny's line about how that one chick was a "shady bitch" for not telling anyone about her boyfriend had me laughing so hard.

Watson · « **Reply #152 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:52:21 PM »

I FORGOT: HOW ABOUT RONNIE'S FUCKING DANCE MOVES?!!!! HOLY SHIT!

Please someone make a gif of that. I want to watch that on a loop for hours. Several gnars if someone can do that for me.

eight oh eight · « **Reply #153 on:** December 11, 2009, 12:02:56 AM »

pretty much all the girls are shady.
"jolie" - cockblock, drama instigator
jwwwowWwWw - lost. "imma fuck guyz and eat'em for breakfast" ffw to peeping at pauly d's 6 gauge "oh noes, i cheated on my boyfriend cry cry cry"
snickers - insecure, cocktease. creates drama to fish for sympathies.
sammi - boring

the guys are one dimensional. slay bitches, juice up, no hidden agenda and all out for fun, so it's just a matter of laughing at whatever situation they get in.

anyone else read about the death threats that mtv has been getting?

frisco · « **Reply #154 on:** December 11, 2009, 03:35:05 AM »

Quote from: Mooley on December 10, 2009, 10:57:11 PM

Watched the first two episodes online just laughing constantly. Vinny's line about how that one chick was a "shady bitch" for not telling anyone about her boyfriend had me laughing so hard.

yea dude Vinny is so funny, when Jwow first came in and hes like "what kind of fucking name is that, when i introduced myself i didnt say oh hey im VWOW"

i laughed really hard when those other girls were in the hot tub and The Situation was imitating what Angelina was saying to Sam like, "Oh I told you so, I told you about him"

The situations blowing it hard, such a kook

and yes, I want to see a gif of that dancing, holy fuck it was too much to take in

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #155 on:** December 11, 2009, 04:55:00 AM »

ronnie turned the dance floor into an inferno.

cold budweisers · « **Reply #156 on:** December 11, 2009, 06:44:33 AM »

ronnie in the shirt store with no shirt on, drinking out of a solo cup with a fedora on = mind blowing

Bobbito · « **Reply #157 on:** December 11, 2009, 07:45:11 AM »

Quote from: gulo gulo on December 11, 2009, 06:44:33 AM

ronnie in the shirt store with no shirt on, drinking out of a solo cup with a fedora on = mind blowing

hahahahahaha glad that caught someone elses eye

SFblah · « **Reply #158 on:** December 11, 2009, 09:37:44 AM »

NYTimes story here.

"Ferro managed to stay inside the bar and eventually swiped booze belonging to Snooki" Haha

jeremyrandall · « **Reply #159 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:30:31 AM »

Quote from: SFblah on December 11, 2009, 09:37:44 AM

NYTimes story here.

"Ferro managed to stay inside the bar and eventually swiped booze belonging to Snooki" Haha

Dude is a GYM TEACHER!! How amazing is that??

Mooley · « **Reply #160 on:** December 11, 2009, 12:27:57 PM »

Gym teachers are bad enough by default, I can't imagine some Jersey Shore meathead actually being in a position of authority with kids.

Noioso · « **Reply #161 on:** December 11, 2009, 01:30:22 PM »

Quote from: Prison Wallet on December 10, 2009, 06:57:26 PM

Quote from: Noioso on December 08, 2009, 10:28:00 PM
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As does every reality show. If they were portrayed as "human beings", no one would watch this show or any other reality series.
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Intervention

I wouldn't really out Intervention in the same category as this show, though. When I say reality series, I'm talking more about shows like Survivor, The Real World, Big Brother, Flavor of Love, etc. Most of these shows have people whose job is to basically create stories around the footage they have and the cast of the show are chosen specifically for their drama-factor. Intervention is more documentary than reality series, in my mind.

eight oh eight · « **Reply #162 on:** December 11, 2009, 02:06:21 PM »

"Jersey Shore: Worst Thing to Happen to East Coast Since 9/11"

Smurph · « **Reply #163 on:** December 11, 2009, 02:26:32 PM »

^ That article was hilarious. I just saw episode three online. Do you reckon there will be another slut to replace the slut that left?

SFblah · « **Reply #164 on:** December 11, 2009, 02:41:01 PM »

Quote from: eight oh eight on December 11, 2009, 02:06:21 PM

"Jersey Shore: Worst Thing to Happen to East Coast Since 9/11"

I've been laughing for 10 min reading that.

“I’m a bartender. I do great things.” Angelina

“This situation is gonna be indescribable you can’t even describe the situation that you’re about to get into the situation.” - The Situation. Can he have his own show? This guy is amazing!

Mooley · « **Reply #165 on:** December 11, 2009, 02:52:38 PM »

"The Situation stormed off, presumably, to take his mind off the situation by watching CNN’s The Situation Room alone in The Situation’s room"

Fuck I love Dan O'Brien.

SFblah · « **Reply #166 on:** December 11, 2009, 03:26:05 PM »

Cthulhu! · « **Reply #167 on:** December 11, 2009, 05:38:03 PM »

I finally got to see it. This is my new favorite show by far.

pancake man · « **Reply #168 on:** December 11, 2009, 06:09:31 PM »

hahahaha my cousin met jwow in poughkeepsie NY, said his friend hit on her super hard and that angelina was a major bitch

All Hail Wu Welsh · « **Reply #169 on:** December 11, 2009, 06:50:08 PM »

Quote from: SFblah on December 11, 2009, 03:26:05 PM

i loved that moment, it reminded me of getting loose with the bros at someones house when no chicks are around and actin a fool. except they were in public, and taking themselves seriously.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #170 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:02:56 PM »

Quote from: SFblah on December 11, 2009, 02:41:01 PM

Quote from: eight oh eight on December 11, 2009, 02:06:21 PM
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"Jersey Shore: Worst Thing to Happen to East Coast Since 9/11"
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I've been laughing for 10 min reading that.

“I’m a bartender. I do great things.” Angelina

“This situation is gonna be indescribable you can’t even describe the situation that you’re about to get into the situation.” - The Situation. Can he have his own show? This guy is amazing!

The funny thing about that quote is the last use of the phrase "The situation" it serves absolutely no purpose in the sentence whatsoever.

Watson · « **Reply #171 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:50:44 PM »

YES! Thank you SF. Gnars for days!

I love also how Ronnie described his dancing. Don't know the exact quote but he was like "I just go out there and do my move. Don't even know how I came up with it."

lurk daddy · « **Reply #172 on:** December 11, 2009, 09:09:25 PM »

Quote from: Watson on December 11, 2009, 08:50:44 PM

YES! Thank you SF. Gnars for days!

I love also how Ronnie described his dancing. Don't know the exact quote but he was like "I just go out there and do my move. Don't even know how I came up with it."

ya i fucking died when he said that

SFblah · « **Reply #173 on:** December 12, 2009, 12:32:22 AM »

The lessons of Jersey Shore

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2009/12/the-lessons-of-jersey-shore.html

Nice!

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #174 on:** December 12, 2009, 02:55:07 AM »

Quote from: SFblah on December 11, 2009, 09:37:44 AM

NYTimes story here.

"Ferro managed to stay inside the bar and eventually swiped booze belonging to Snooki" Haha

Wait... this guy punched two women? It claims he punched nookie, then says he punched a 21 year old beauty...

AAYYYOOO!

eight oh eight · « **Reply #175 on:** December 12, 2009, 03:01:07 AM »

Quote from: The Gipper on December 12, 2009, 02:55:07 AM

Quote from: SFblah on December 11, 2009, 09:37:44 AM
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NYTimes story here.

"Ferro managed to stay inside the bar and eventually swiped booze belonging to Snooki" Haha

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2009/12/10/news/photos_stories/ARREST%20PHOTO151000--300x450.jpg
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Wait... this guy punched two women? It claims he punched nookie, then says he punched a 21 year old beauty...

AAYYYOOO!

AWWWWW SNAP!

Watson · « **Reply #176 on:** December 12, 2009, 09:24:53 AM »

Ahahah nice one Gipper. I was thinking when I read that "Where the fuck do they get off calling Snooki a beauty?!"

I'd still take her down though.

Blue Fescue · « **Reply #177 on:** December 12, 2009, 03:19:20 PM »

I am flying back to the US on friday and will have watched every episode of this by saturday afternoon.

sven thorkel · « **Reply #178 on:** December 12, 2009, 07:10:26 PM »

so i haven't been on the internet for 2 days and no one has mentioned snooki's friend ryder?

??
what the fuck!!!!! looks like snook found a stray crack whore and paid her to dance with her and be a make out slave. queen snooki, you never disappoint me. whats even better is the situation quote that goes along with it: "Snooki's friend ryder was pretty cute. She was thin and petite... Im kinda into that"

Al Bania · « **Reply #179 on:** December 13, 2009, 11:14:42 AM »

Quote from: sven thorkel on December 12, 2009, 07:10:26 PM

so i haven't been on the internet for 2 days and no one has mentioned snooki's friend ryder???
what the fuck!!!!! looks like snook found a stray crack whore and paid her to dance with her and be a make out slave. queen snooki, you never disappoint me. whats even better is the situation quote that goes along with it: "Snooki's friend ryder was pretty cute. She was thin and petite... Im kinda into that"

im not sure if he ever said "pretty cute", but he definitely repetitively described her as "not ugly"

Author Topic: Jersey Shore (Read 154594 times)

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