Things You Pondered Today

[j....soy.....]

Who owns ATM Click, and why did they run it in to the ground? A proper reboot to 1995 ATM Click would do well I think.

John Falahee no?  He ran Alva into the ground too no which was gnarlier.....

[7 year old]

I feel like the way people pronounce agnostic must be wrong if the g in the word gnostic is silent.
I've got a headache and I keep thinking about this for some reason, always have recurring thoughts when I have a headache like my brain is a skipping cd player or something.

[Pigeon]

Are there any cities in the US with: good public transportation, abundance of jobs, without a high cost of living?

[shit_for_brains]

Are there any cities in the US with: good public transportation, abundance of jobs, without a high cost of living?

No.

[Tracer]

Austin Texas

[Pigeon]

Austin Texas

In Texas, you don't have to pay income tax, but that's the only benefit that I can think of. I'm not a fan of the weather or public transportation here.

I'm just going to get a job that I don't care for and work/eat/code/skate/sleep. I'll be frugal as fuck, non-social and be completely sober, until I get a better job/living situation.

[handsclapanin]

I'm guessing everyone has experienced this. You go skating (or really do any physical activity) on a hot day. Even though you might be drinking a lot of water, you don't piss much, or at all. You're just sweating it all out. Then, this has also happened to me. You need to pee before you start skating. But for whatever reason you don't. Maybe you're street skating and just can't find a good place. Whatever. So you just start skating. And the urge to pee goes away.
This got me pondering. Should you purposely go skate with a full bladder in order to keep hydrated?

[shit_for_brains]

I'm guessing everyone has experienced this. You go skating (or really do any physical activity) on a hot day. Even though you might be drinking a lot of water, you don't piss much, or at all. You're just sweating it all out. Then, this has also happened to me. You need to pee before you start skating. But for whatever reason you don't. Maybe you're street skating and just can't find a good place. Whatever. So you just start skating. And the urge to pee goes away.
This got me pondering. Should you purposely go skate with a full bladder in order to keep hydrated?

I live in Florida so it's a sweat fest every time I skate. 6-7 shirts. I drink at least a gallon per session and I almost never piss until way after I'm done skating.

[calvinsdream]

Austin Texas

Low cost of living.

cough

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

I have a job interview tomorrow and have not blown a load in 5 days. I'm getting kind of aggressive. Should I jerk off before or after the interview?

[Pigeon]

I have a job interview tomorrow and have not blown a load in 5 days. I'm getting kind of aggressive. Should I jerk off before or after the interview?

during

Also,  try to bust your load on the interviewer's face.

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

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I have a job interview tomorrow and have not blown a load in 5 days. I'm getting kind of aggressive. Should I jerk off before or after the interview?

[close]

during

Also,  try to bust your load on the interviewer's face.

Do you think that'll get me hired? It's a panel interview, so I don't know if I've got it in me.

[ChuckRamone]

my six-year-old nephew saw the logo on a Welcome deck and he said it was "the illuminatis." I have no idea where he picked that up. I'm guessing he learned it from a youtube video at some point.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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if you grow your vegetables with manure, are they vegan?

[close]

Just make your own manure from human feces.

This! I need to have like 6 more kids so that I can have a good supply of manure in the future

[Mark Renton]

Ok this is going to be weird.. sorry.
A while ago in a Thrasher itw Eric Winkowski said he sold a bunch of beaten-to-death vans on the net for 80$ each. Basically to weird fashion dudes and/or fetish dudes.
Some of you tried doing this? Ebay?

[Pigeon]

Ok this is going to be weird.. sorry.
A while ago in a Thrasher itw Eric Winkowski said he sold a bunch of beaten-to-death vans on the net for 80$ each. Basically to weird fashion dudes and/or fetish dudes.
Some of you tried doing this? Ebay?

No, but now I'll start buying Vans exclusively to do this, as a side hustle.

[planman]

Have you ever bought milk from the same cow twice?

[Pigeon]

Have you ever bought milk from the same cow twice?

No, cows can't exchange goods and services, as far as i know.

[iKobrakai]

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Have you ever bought milk from the same cow twice?

[close]

No, cows can't exchange goods and services, as far as i know.

That's a stereotype.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Don't worry he's already been reported.

[perverted super otaku!]

[SodaJerk]

Is the Trump administration responsible for the recent increase in shit posters on Slap? Where were idiots like Nora9, Uncle Ducky Do and the like before?

[straight]

Is the Trump administration responsible for the recent increase in shit posters on Slap? Where were idiots like Nora9, Uncle Ducky Do and the like before?

for whatever reason, the political threads on slap seem to attract worst posters..this whole monologue is great but the part at 2:20 is relevant to your post soda

[SodaJerk]

Why the fuck would you eat at The Hard Rock Cafe? Worse still, why would you stand in a queue to eat at Hard Rock Cafe?

[planman]

Is anyone filming tricks during the eclipse?

[JB]

Why the fuck would you eat at The Hard Rock Cafe? Worse still, why would you stand in a queue to eat at Hard Rock Cafe?

you watch, hard rock cafe t-shirts are about to be #trendwatch #af with the ironic NYC skater bois. the more exotic the city printed on the shirt, the cooler you are.

[wheelies]

If you snort a string into your sinus and pull it out does it give the same sensation as a brain booger?

[20matar]

Where did the "Wonderful, Horrible life" name come from? I decided to Google it to see the first non-Ladd results and holy shit, did they name the video after a Leni Riefenstahl biopic?

[ttching!]

I once skated a backyard bowl that was called 'the Pill' because of it's shape and I keep seeing these construction dumpsters and pondering whether building a similar bowl inside a used one would work.

[happenstance]

I once skated a backyard bowl that was called 'the Pill' because of it's shape and I keep seeing these construction dumpsters and pondering whether building a similar bowl inside a used one would work.

I've been on a search to skate or film someone skating one of these for years. The dilemma is that they are always full because people rent them by the day and are trying to use them immediately. So they are always filled with junk, unskateable (not the right shape), or the few times I have found a good one I come back the next day with a friend and they are either full or gone.