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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3810 on: October 07, 2019, 09:42:00 AM »
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would slap be this aggressive and easily triggered if there were female posters and all the snowflake guys would behave a little better?

every other thread is ending in two people insulting each other... has this board always been like this?

just curious
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A lot of shitty posters have flooded the boards in the past 6 months to a year. They aren't even trolls, just miserable people who are not very bright or funny.
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I think most of the people on this site navigate around the different topics just looking for someone to disagree with and start shit with. It just escalates from there until both people hate each other.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3811 on: October 07, 2019, 11:51:13 AM »
The bam thread could be less toxic

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3812 on: October 07, 2019, 12:37:08 PM »
The bam thread could be less toxic

but no less muddy

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3813 on: October 10, 2019, 12:41:08 PM »
Anyone ever get like fucked or woken up to being fucked while asleep, I guess basically sleep assaulted? Not like unwillingly but like you asked them for it? Or maybe you didn't?

I remember I told my girl whom im still with, to just go for it one time if I fell asleep. Probably couple years ago. It was strange to say the least.

Although I asked for it, waking up to it was still kinda like wtf is going on? I can't imagine actually being assaulted.

Although I asked for it and was totally down once I rubbed my eyes lol I was still surprised to say the least.

Has anyone else woken up to a girl, guy, whomever, on top of you? Wasn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3814 on: October 10, 2019, 02:26:21 PM »
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I've been skating for 32 years and I'm finally realizing that the glory days are over. I'm starting to grasp that skating will never be as popular as it was in the 2000s again. Skateshops are closing, I never see anyone street skating when I am out and and about and when I do see someone with a board 9 times out of 10 it's a longboard or a penny cruiser. I should mention I live in Southern California. I have to say, I'm kinda stoked that our thing is kinda going underground again. I've also realized most of us are crazy for sticking with this shit for as long as we all have and to love it as much as we do is not considered normal by the mainstream non-skating public. FUCK EM
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just wait till the olpymics. were about to enter a whole new world of fuckery. yoga moms trying to cruise to the shop, all sorts of sporty types getting boards. its gonna suck but it will pass.

I see people in the streets all the time. The park is never dead. Skating is huge around NE

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3815 on: October 10, 2019, 04:43:40 PM »
Anyone ever get like fucked or woken up to being fucked while asleep, I guess basically sleep assaulted? Not like unwillingly but like you asked them for it? Or maybe you didn't?

I remember I told my girl whom im still with, to just go for it one time if I fell asleep. Probably couple years ago. It was strange to say the least.

Although I asked for it, waking up to it was still kinda like wtf is going on? I can't imagine actually being assaulted.

Although I asked for it and was totally down once I rubbed my eyes lol I was still surprised to say the least.

Has anyone else woken up to a girl, guy, whomever, on top of you? Wasn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.

I woke up to my wife riding me the morning after my wedding. It was great but unfortunately she hasn't been that cool since that day.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3816 on: October 10, 2019, 08:45:31 PM »
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Anyone ever get like fucked or woken up to being fucked while asleep, I guess basically sleep assaulted? Not like unwillingly but like you asked them for it? Or maybe you didn't?

I remember I told my girl whom im still with, to just go for it one time if I fell asleep. Probably couple years ago. It was strange to say the least.

Although I asked for it, waking up to it was still kinda like wtf is going on? I can't imagine actually being assaulted.

Although I asked for it and was totally down once I rubbed my eyes lol I was still surprised to say the least.

Has anyone else woken up to a girl, guy, whomever, on top of you? Wasn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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I woke up to my wife riding me the morning after my wedding. It was great but unfortunately she hasn't been that cool since that day.

Why does marriage and long term relationships do this to people?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3817 on: October 10, 2019, 11:17:08 PM »
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Anyone ever get like fucked or woken up to being fucked while asleep, I guess basically sleep assaulted? Not like unwillingly but like you asked them for it? Or maybe you didn't?

I remember I told my girl whom im still with, to just go for it one time if I fell asleep. Probably couple years ago. It was strange to say the least.

Although I asked for it, waking up to it was still kinda like wtf is going on? I can't imagine actually being assaulted.

Although I asked for it and was totally down once I rubbed my eyes lol I was still surprised to say the least.

Has anyone else woken up to a girl, guy, whomever, on top of you? Wasn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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I woke up to my wife riding me the morning after my wedding. It was great but unfortunately she hasn't been that cool since that day.

something to look forward to


We may not know what skateboarding is
But we sure as hell know what it aint
Wait we know what it is now too -
Falling down and gettin back up

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3818 on: October 10, 2019, 11:33:55 PM »
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Anyone ever get like fucked or woken up to being fucked while asleep, I guess basically sleep assaulted? Not like unwillingly but like you asked them for it? Or maybe you didn't?

I remember I told my girl whom im still with, to just go for it one time if I fell asleep. Probably couple years ago. It was strange to say the least.

Although I asked for it, waking up to it was still kinda like wtf is going on? I can't imagine actually being assaulted.

Although I asked for it and was totally down once I rubbed my eyes lol I was still surprised to say the least.

Has anyone else woken up to a girl, guy, whomever, on top of you? Wasn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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I woke up to my wife riding me the morning after my wedding. It was great but unfortunately she hasn't been that cool since that day.

I woke up face down in my wifes pussy once.that was funny. breakfast of champions

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3819 on: October 11, 2019, 04:19:27 AM »
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Anyone ever get like fucked or woken up to being fucked while asleep, I guess basically sleep assaulted? Not like unwillingly but like you asked them for it? Or maybe you didn't?

I remember I told my girl whom im still with, to just go for it one time if I fell asleep. Probably couple years ago. It was strange to say the least.

Although I asked for it, waking up to it was still kinda like wtf is going on? I can't imagine actually being assaulted.

Although I asked for it and was totally down once I rubbed my eyes lol I was still surprised to say the least.

Has anyone else woken up to a girl, guy, whomever, on top of you? Wasn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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I woke up to my wife riding me the morning after my wedding. It was great but unfortunately she hasn't been that cool since that day.
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I woke up face down in my wifes pussy once.that was funny. breakfast of champions


Haha! amazing

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3820 on: October 11, 2019, 03:38:46 PM »
What does SLAP stand for?
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Wait we know what it is now too -
Falling down and gettin back up

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3821 on: October 11, 2019, 06:32:17 PM »
Anyone ever get like fucked or woken up to being fucked while asleep, I guess basically sleep assaulted? Not like unwillingly but like you asked them for it? Or maybe you didn't?

I remember I told my girl whom im still with, to just go for it one time if I fell asleep. Probably couple years ago. It was strange to say the least.

Although I asked for it, waking up to it was still kinda like wtf is going on? I can't imagine actually being assaulted.

Although I asked for it and was totally down once I rubbed my eyes lol I was still surprised to say the least.

Has anyone else woken up to a girl, guy, whomever, on top of you? Wasn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.

Large girl tried to get with me while i was pretty much passed out drunk. I told her no, then i heard her crying outside and telling people i was "a faggot".

A girl almost twice my age and not very pretty brought me to her apartment after a party got busted. She got on me and fucked me even though i told her i was way to drunk and tired to do anything. I remember her saying "at least it feels good for me". Haha, the standards for sexual assault are VERY different for chicks. None of that shit really bothered me though. Just funny to imagine if the roles were reversed.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3822 on: October 11, 2019, 06:43:53 PM »
What does SLAP stand for?
Skate Like A Pro
Skaters Love A Pickle
Skateboarding Love Appreciation Pals
Some Lame Ass Posts

The possibilities are endless

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=30511.0
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3823 on: October 11, 2019, 10:53:31 PM »
i preferred the unknown


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3824 on: October 12, 2019, 12:03:41 PM »
anyone else read giant robot magazine back in the day? I remember I first heard about it from a blurb in another magazine. I think it might have been in slap. anyone know what I'm talking about?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3825 on: October 12, 2019, 03:56:41 PM »
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Anyone ever get like fucked or woken up to being fucked while asleep, I guess basically sleep assaulted? Not like unwillingly but like you asked them for it? Or maybe you didn't?

I remember I told my girl whom im still with, to just go for it one time if I fell asleep. Probably couple years ago. It was strange to say the least.

Although I asked for it, waking up to it was still kinda like wtf is going on? I can't imagine actually being assaulted.

Although I asked for it and was totally down once I rubbed my eyes lol I was still surprised to say the least.

Has anyone else woken up to a girl, guy, whomever, on top of you? Wasn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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Large girl tried to get with me while i was pretty much passed out drunk. I told her no, then i heard her crying outside and telling people i was "a faggot".

A girl almost twice my age and not very pretty brought me to her apartment after a party got busted. She got on me and fucked me even though i told her i was way to drunk and tired to do anything. I remember her saying "at least it feels good for me". Haha, the standards for sexual assault are VERY different for chicks. None of that shit really bothered me though. Just funny to imagine if the roles were reversed.

Yea man that is wild! Fucking hell. Just a weird thing even if I asked for it, not nearly as cool as I thought it would be. And I had my hopes up haha. Can't imagine if didn't ask for It, damn! And we're dudes, shit must be nuts for chicks. People are assholes.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3826 on: October 12, 2019, 04:09:23 PM »
If playing Minecraft will turn in to some sort of addiction?!
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3827 on: October 12, 2019, 04:51:37 PM »
If playing Minecraft will turn in to some sort of addiction?!

everything in moderation, you'll be sweet


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3828 on: October 12, 2019, 04:56:13 PM »
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Anyone ever get like fucked or woken up to being fucked while asleep, I guess basically sleep assaulted? Not like unwillingly but like you asked them for it? Or maybe you didn't?

I remember I told my girl whom im still with, to just go for it one time if I fell asleep. Probably couple years ago. It was strange to say the least.

Although I asked for it, waking up to it was still kinda like wtf is going on? I can't imagine actually being assaulted.

Although I asked for it and was totally down once I rubbed my eyes lol I was still surprised to say the least.

Has anyone else woken up to a girl, guy, whomever, on top of you? Wasn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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Large girl tried to get with me while i was pretty much passed out drunk. I told her no, then i heard her crying outside and telling people i was "a faggot".

A girl almost twice my age and not very pretty brought me to her apartment after a party got busted. She got on me and fucked me even though i told her i was way to drunk and tired to do anything. I remember her saying "at least it feels good for me". Haha, the standards for sexual assault are VERY different for chicks. None of that shit really bothered me though. Just funny to imagine if the roles were reversed.
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Yea man that is wild! Fucking hell. Just a weird thing even if I asked for it, not nearly as cool as I thought it would be. And I had my hopes up haha. Can't imagine if didn't ask for It, damn! And we're dudes, shit must be nuts for chicks. People are assholes.

True. I kind of wish things were handled like old school hockey... Girls have an enforcer. You step over the line and she lets the enforcer know, and you get dropped by some thug. It’s primitive, but it would keep people in line.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3829 on: October 14, 2019, 12:44:23 PM »
How does krux have money for advertising still?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3830 on: October 14, 2019, 05:03:26 PM »
Solitude.....

Having been with the sober train for sometime I’ve been learning whom I am in love with as in having my own best friend.

 When really learning about your self and how you operate one has to appreciate the time you are alone.

After today’s incident I am glad I am alone some days, and I’m psyched for those moments.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3831 on: October 14, 2019, 05:31:40 PM »
https://www.popmatters.com/030915-cash2-2496102517.amp.html

So this weeknd I had the discussion with my lady friend that I’ve heard Johnny cash be called “punk “ and I have this thing that he can’t be punk because the term punk hasn’t been coined yet hence why I posted this link to writer referring to this concert as so . I went on some long tedious rant about it . He can be an outlaw , a rebel whatever was a popular term of the 60’s but not punk . Of course she didn’t grew with me . Maybe no one here will .

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3832 on: October 15, 2019, 05:44:17 AM »
He looks pretty punk to me.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3833 on: October 15, 2019, 01:25:24 PM »
I can see where your coming from on this one, I think rebel is a good way to define him but I can see the label punk going both ways, punk af for his time haha

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3834 on: October 16, 2019, 02:16:01 PM »
Pretty sure I had a wet dream last night, but i have no recollection of sexy dreams. Did sandman rape me?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3835 on: October 16, 2019, 09:16:30 PM »
Pretty sure I had a wet dream last night, but i have no recollection of sexy dreams. Did sandman rape me?

i feel like this happens to me, i dream of having sex alot and am almost certain i jizz my god damn pants each time


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3836 on: October 19, 2019, 10:32:03 PM »
bill hicks is alex jones
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3837 on: October 19, 2019, 10:36:03 PM »
He looks pretty punk to me.


   Hmm  attributing "punk" to older institutions degrades them imo.   These dudes had they're own drug addled scene on the go and it's they'res, not someone elses.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3838 on: October 20, 2019, 07:01:06 AM »
Pretty sure I had a wet dream last night, but i have no recollection of sexy dreams. Did sandman rape me?

My friend once told me that a ghost used to have sex with him in his sleep. Totally bet he was being abused.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #3839 on: October 20, 2019, 07:14:48 AM »
I caught a fucking massive carp today,

anyone else into fishing after skating or nah?