Things You Pondered Today

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Does a shit smell worse than a fart or a fart worse than a shit? There are many factors that can mask or musk the vile fragrancy of either in any given situation, but has a controlled study been done to objectively determine the most stank?

Sulfuric and skatole compounds could be tested and rated in the gas and scat, but ultimately the sense of smell is subjective. Is stank stinky to fart fanatics or coprophiliacs? Could be a spoiled vs fine wine scenario.

Personally, I’ve gotta go with shit. It stinks! Often. However, I also believe farts are potentially more lethal in essence.

[SneakySecrets]

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Exactly how much trouble would someone be in if they cut a stranger’s ponytail of while sitting behind them on the subway or wherever?

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This reminds me of that teacher who got arrested for cutting her students hair.

Woah, haha.  Menopause is no joke. 

[ClownOfTheDay]

Is there such thing as keto pizza? Also, how could one record their own album?

[hmmmokay]

Is there such thing as keto pizza? Also, how could one record their own album?

https://www.wholesomeyum.com/recipes/fathead-pizza-crust-low-carb-keto-gluten-free-nut-free/

Made this once and in my opinion it wasn't worth the effort.

[JB]

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Is there such thing as keto pizza? Also, how could one record their own album?

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https://www.wholesomeyum.com/recipes/fathead-pizza-crust-low-carb-keto-gluten-free-nut-free/

Made this once and in my opinion it wasn't worth the effort.

I've had cauliflower crust pizza before and it's a very lame substitute. Clown, I'd just go for real pizza on a cheat day if you're dieting.

And for recording an album, we live in an age where there are seriously like a million ways to do it. They've got apps and tiny interfaces that allow you to record music right on your phone. If you've got a mac, you should have garage band already installed. You can use that, or any other software program you find online. You may need an interface depending on what computer you have. or you could go on ebay and buy an old 4 track cassette recorder and be all lo-fi and hip. Just find what you've got access to and give it a try.

[cricketclub]

Yo ALDI has these take - and - bake (not frozen) cauliflower pizzas and they are fucking amazing! Crazy good. It's aldi brand (Mama Cozzi).

The crust in thin and delicious. I don't eat gluten free but my wife does (allergy) so we have had our share of GF pizzas. This one beats the rest by 10000x.

[tortfeasor]

Do you guys think franky villani is a big deal in the fingerboard scene?

[SneakySecrets]

If those black boxes can survive any plane crash, why don’t they just make the whole plane out of them?

[silhouette]

If those black boxes can survive any plane crash, why don’t they just make the whole plane out of them?

Because there are no more Black Boxes since Flip moved to the US and that lawyer dude developed a fetish over the Mystery logo.

[straight]

wondered if the fact that the earth itself is moving thousands of miles per hour in space and rotating on its axis has any role in why some people experience motion sickness . seems kinda like it shouldn’t matter since you can’t feel earth in motion but you never know

[Ramrod]

Where tf is Cyril Jackson now???

[ClownOfTheDay]

Is Travis Scott any good? Listening to Astro World. So far it's not bad. But I want to hear your opinions.

[JB]

Is Travis Scott any good? Listening to Astro World. So far it's not bad. But I want to hear your opinions.

Other people's opinions shouldn't matter. Think about how many shitty bands have sold millions of records and sell out arenas. I hate Journey, but they're a great band if you run the numbers.

Travis Scott is good if you like him.

[Banned from the room]

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Exactly how much trouble would someone be in if they cut a stranger’s ponytail of while sitting behind them on the subway or wherever?

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This reminds me of that teacher who got arrested for cutting her students hair.

i used to Mohawk check people

Glue heads are safe. Hair spray Mohawk goes poof.

This kid Tod lit a girls hair on fire in class. That was far from cool. He ran away to hustle in ny. Rub my knee steve etc... Got busted his parents hospitalized him.

He was friends with gg. Total scum fucc

$100,000 bail thats crazy its just hair.

[ClownOfTheDay]

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Is Travis Scott any good? Listening to Astro World. So far it's not bad. But I want to hear your opinions.

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Other people's opinions shouldn't matter. Think about how many shitty bands have sold millions of records and sell out arenas. I hate Journey, but they're a great band if you run the numbers.

Travis Scott is good if you like him.

I too hate Journey. I like the album.

[WobbleHeadBob]

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Is Travis Scott any good? Listening to Astro World. So far it's not bad. But I want to hear your opinions.

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Other people's opinions shouldn't matter. Think about how many shitty bands have sold millions of records and sell out arenas. I hate Journey, but they're a great band if you run the numbers.

Travis Scott is good if you like him.

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I too hate Journey. I like the album.

dont stop beleiving and the song they had in Round 3 can get to fuck but Wheel in the Sky is a dad rock banger!

[ClownOfTheDay]

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Is Travis Scott any good? Listening to Astro World. So far it's not bad. But I want to hear your opinions.

[close]

Other people's opinions shouldn't matter. Think about how many shitty bands have sold millions of records and sell out arenas. I hate Journey, but they're a great band if you run the numbers.

Travis Scott is good if you like him.

[close]

I too hate Journey. I like the album.

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dont stop beleiving and the song they had in Round 3 can get to fuck but Wheel in the Sky is a dad rock banger!

I inspire to be that one dad who after eating out he says' " Lets rock and roll" after paying the bill.

[ChuckRamone]

if I ever stop being a "core kook" I'm going to get some adidas skate shoes. they're definitely the most stylish of the corporate brands. nike sb makes me wanna projectile vomit wheras the sanbongi adidas look fresh as fuck.

are asians really bad drivers? I've been in tokyo the last couple weeks and the streets here are very narrow and there's a lot of foot and car and bike traffic and it all flows very smoothly. everyone just keeps it moving along. they also park their cars in tiny parking spaces.

[WobbleHeadBob]

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Is Travis Scott any good? Listening to Astro World. So far it's not bad. But I want to hear your opinions.

[close]

Other people's opinions shouldn't matter. Think about how many shitty bands have sold millions of records and sell out arenas. I hate Journey, but they're a great band if you run the numbers.

Travis Scott is good if you like him.

[close]

I too hate Journey. I like the album.

[close]

dont stop beleiving and the song they had in Round 3 can get to fuck but Wheel in the Sky is a dad rock banger!

[close]

I inspire to be that one dad who after eating out he says' " Lets rock and roll" after paying the bill.

your mrs charges you?!

[DarthDingusMaximus]

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Where is this? Has anyone ever skated it? if so I want to see this being skated in real time.

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When people who don’t skate build a park it’s an offense to me. 

I’ve explained to the person who built our park and it drives me crazy they didn’t include a manual pad or something like a ledge.

Sao Paulo, Brazil. Some of the locals suspect a money laundering operation, ha...

Now in terms of classic, abstract skatepark design, this one is an old French favorite:



Unfortunately they eventually tore that accidental masterpiece of a pyramid down after over a decade, to make a more skatable one, but the rest of the park is still just as fucked up (I'm so glad those random dudes once made a deliberately shitty edit there):



People just used to not know where to begin when it comes to skatepark construction, some still struggle in certain necks of the wood for a variety of reasons while some others have perfected the art, I really like observing the local differences. Even in my region, there used to be a little skatepark that was built in the 90's according to plans drawn on the wrong scale, so every run-up was three feet tops and you'd land your transition tricks into grass. We've been turning it into a DIY spot for the past year:

[pdknox]

how is white claw pure 100 calories when its 0 carbs, 0 protein, 0 fat?

also, what is "natural flavor" listed in the ingredients?

[Hevonen]

how is white claw pure 100 calories when its 0 carbs, 0 protein, 0 fat?

also, what is "natural flavor" listed in the ingredients?

The alcohol?

[pdknox]

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how is white claw pure 100 calories when its 0 carbs, 0 protein, 0 fat?

also, what is "natural flavor" listed in the ingredients?

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The alcohol?

u right

[tofuweenie]

“I, for one, like Roman numerals”

kept me in a loop for a while

[ClownOfTheDay]

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Is Travis Scott any good? Listening to Astro World. So far it's not bad. But I want to hear your opinions.

[close]

Other people's opinions shouldn't matter. Think about how many shitty bands have sold millions of records and sell out arenas. I hate Journey, but they're a great band if you run the numbers.

Travis Scott is good if you like him.

[close]

I too hate Journey. I like the album.

[close]

dont stop beleiving and the song they had in Round 3 can get to fuck but Wheel in the Sky is a dad rock banger!

[close]

I inspire to be that one dad who after eating out he says' " Lets rock and roll" after paying the bill.

[close]

your mrs charges you?!

hahaha no no no.

[DarthDingusMaximus]

whenever you’re in a bad mood from old lady or some random person and you skate you’re not going have a good session and you’re going to slam. Find something else to do with your time, your body and mind will thank you

[childhood]

It's been almost twenty years and I'm still not sure if I actually like Kenny Reed's skating or not

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

I thought I did but now that you mention it I think he might just have a cool hat

[smellsdead]

anyone else get those "hi this is kevin(proceeds to try to sell you on some bullshit)" voicemails from random area codes?

i must get like three per week sometimes

[ClownOfTheDay]

Do my Tabby love me?