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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4320 on: April 06, 2020, 11:55:55 PM »
What part of my presence gives newhires the mentality that it's alright to call me buddy

hahah i had a guy at work like 5 years younger than me start calling me champ and it didnt sit right with me


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4321 on: April 07, 2020, 07:34:41 AM »
I really wish I got to go to space camp

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4322 on: April 07, 2020, 12:55:01 PM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4323 on: April 07, 2020, 02:49:26 PM »
can we get back to dirigibles please

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4324 on: April 08, 2020, 08:40:10 AM »
can we get back to dirigibles please


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4325 on: April 16, 2020, 12:25:35 AM »
Why is my girlfriend such an asshole

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4326 on: April 16, 2020, 02:04:59 PM »
Why are there so many stimulants on the market that are socially acceptable, but almost no downers?  Coffee and Tea are the two most popular beverages in the world, cafinated sodas (Coke, Pepsi, the Dew) are everywhere, Energy drinks are all over the place, weightlifter/weight loss people crush the stims. 

There is really nothing the equivilent of Red Bull but with the opposite effect.  People can say weed, Kratom, etc. but you can't really have that chilling in your cube/office like a coffee or a Monster. 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4327 on: April 16, 2020, 10:19:57 PM »
Would fakie 360’s still be named after Steve Caballero if his name happened to be Steve Hitler?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4328 on: April 17, 2020, 04:09:52 AM »
Why are there so many stimulants on the market that are socially acceptable, but almost no downers?  Coffee and Tea are the two most popular beverages in the world, cafinated sodas (Coke, Pepsi, the Dew) are everywhere, Energy drinks are all over the place, weightlifter/weight loss people crush the stims. 

There is really nothing the equivilent of Red Bull but with the opposite effect.  People can say weed, Kratom, etc. but you can't really have that chilling in your cube/office like a coffee or a Monster.

cant see there being a huge market for that? a ot of people are so stretched between work, family, social shit, hobbies and everything else life throws at you, the temptation to grab a monster or whatever for an 'energy boost' is almost mandaotory to keep up with what they expect to acheive in a day.

however, how many people are gonna be sitting in the office ike 'man the boss is really cracking the whip today, better drop a Vali to slow down a bit'

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4329 on: April 17, 2020, 08:27:09 AM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4330 on: April 19, 2020, 04:20:38 PM »
I bought a pair of the Kalis OG and love them. It's weird, I never noticed it before, but the shape of the shoe reminds me somewhat of a gun.

Then looking at the Kalis S, I swear it almost looks like a fighter jet.

Maybe it's just me. It got me thinking about how it could be a marketing strategy by DC to convey subliminal imagery of "cool kid things" in their shoe designs, in order to appeal to our baser instincts.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4331 on: April 19, 2020, 05:04:32 PM »
quarantine claims another one

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4332 on: April 19, 2020, 05:09:13 PM »
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Would fakie 360’s still be named after Steve Caballero if his name happened to be Steve Hitler?
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I feel like you guys missed an easy one there

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4333 on: April 19, 2020, 06:09:42 PM »
quarantine claims another one

Haha. I’m on to you, Ken Block.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4334 on: April 19, 2020, 09:25:04 PM »
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Would fakie 360’s still be named after Steve Caballero if his name happened to be Steve Hitler?
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Steve Hitler
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I feel like you guys missed an easy one there
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4335 on: April 20, 2020, 08:30:28 AM »
Should I have huevos rancheros for lunch for the fourth day in a row?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4336 on: April 21, 2020, 08:03:45 AM »
Is it too early on a Tuesday to order a case of Twisted Tea?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4337 on: April 21, 2020, 07:25:08 PM »
This is who edited the 917 videos right?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4338 on: April 22, 2020, 12:02:36 AM »
read this interview about slap and have been shipping slap pals in my head since.

"Has anyone got any ass or found a girlfriend / boyfriend because of SLAP?"
Bobby Peru: "There are and always have been women on the forum, as well as eligible gay, and transgender singles if you’re looking for a spouse on SLAP for some reason. There aren’t many, and they fade in and out like any poster, but they’re there, and we’d be happy to see more too. But no ass for me, but I am aware of ass having been exchanged. I won’t blow the posters up. AND there have been instances where younger members have posted asking for tips on dating or overcoming shyness, with SLAP’s advice leading to them getting laid. It takes a village."

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4339 on: April 27, 2020, 10:33:05 AM »
When Ted Degros skated to Coldplay, was it ironic or something?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4340 on: April 27, 2020, 10:42:38 AM »
Why the fuck am I obligated to talk to you about skating when you quit? I never understood the entitlement of certain dudes when they're out and about say for example was skating dusk at night this Sublime over the hill type of dude keeps yelling at me to do a kickflip!  Or they have this if I use to skate I have to talk to him! and tales of oh I skated with so and so who gives a shit?! I don't know you or owe you my time to tell me about shit I don't know or care about.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4341 on: April 27, 2020, 02:39:07 PM »
My wife came up with this the other day. I totally didn't see it before she pointed it out even though it was really obvious.

Curious George was really fascinated by the man in the yellow hat because he looked like a giant banana.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4342 on: April 27, 2020, 03:20:36 PM »
your wife got that from a meme i saw like 2 months ago

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4343 on: April 28, 2020, 03:37:30 PM »
Am I blowing my chance to have an excuse to walk around in the grocery store in a disturbing gimp mask?

Imagine seeing this coming down the cereal aisle towards you:

When nothing in society deserves respect, we should fashion for ourselves in solitude new silent loyalties.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4344 on: April 28, 2020, 06:20:12 PM »
^ Yeah I reckon in these weird times, people would feel safer than if you weren't wearing the mask. Some might even thank you for being considerate from a distance that you shouldn't take personally.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4345 on: April 30, 2020, 09:05:12 AM »
I hope the "sean pablo bring it down the pipe to mami" lady is doing okay in Italy given the circumstances. she was very cute
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4346 on: April 30, 2020, 03:13:51 PM »
Been struggling with my mind, I feel like running and hiding. I don't know what to do.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4347 on: April 30, 2020, 03:22:50 PM »
Been struggling with my mind, I feel like running and hiding. I don't know what to do.

sometimes that feeling can be Mania and it can be a good or bad thing depending how you apply it. I typically just go for a walk if the weather is nice. Avoid thought patterns that go in loops. If you have to end a thought loop with "fuck it whatever" just do that.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4348 on: April 30, 2020, 05:14:16 PM »
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Been struggling with my mind, I feel like running and hiding. I don't know what to do.
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sometimes that feeling can be Mania and it can be a good or bad thing depending how you apply it. I typically just go for a walk if the weather is nice. Avoid thought patterns that go in loops. If you have to end a thought loop with "fuck it whatever" just do that.
Thanks man.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #4349 on: May 13, 2020, 03:06:21 PM »
Does Tony Hawk have a graphic that isn't bird related?