Things You Pondered Today

[Mean salto]

Ngl the Foot Clan HQ in the TMNT Movie looked like a fun time

Fun until you have to age up and get killed in training because tatsu or shedder is in a shit mood

[AitchBeeGayBuh]

After running away from home foot clan hideout was definitely the place I wanted to be at as a child.

However, looking back through adult eyes I laugh when Sam Rockwell asks kids if they want regular or menthol. Smoking at a young age u could’ve given me any cigarette and I could care less what it was.

Basketball area sucks as well. Courts so small when that ball bounces anywhere its ricchociating in every nook and cranny within that dojo. I’ll tell u what, it’s gonna take a lot of legwork and a couple of polite excuse me’s to get that thing back n after 4 or 5 times I’d be over it.

Knowing that the foot clan were essentially children I’m confident in the fact I could beat em in a fight.

[Mean salto]

After running away from home foot clan hideout was definitely the place I wanted to be at as a child.

However, looking back through adult eyes I laugh when Sam Rockwell asks kids if they want regular or menthol. Smoking at a young age u could’ve given me any cigarette and I could care less what it was.

Basketball area sucks as well. Courts so small when that ball bounces anywhere its ricchociating in every nook and cranny within that dojo. I’ll tell u what, it’s gonna take a lot of legwork and a couple of polite excuse me’s to get that thing back n after 4 or 5 times I’d be over it.

Knowing that the foot clan were essentially children I’m confident in the fact I could beat em in a fight.

I think the kids were just for the shoplifting/petty crimes part and being groomed to become ninjas later on (or kicked out of they weren't good enough)

[SneakySecrets]

Doesn’t it seem like overkill for grocery stores to have a whole fucking aisle devoted to 65 different varieties of toilet paper?

All you need it to do is wipe the shit off your ass, not send a manned mission to Mars… it doesn’t have to be that complicated.

At most there should be 3 choices:

1. Jail/institution/homeless bum grade: one ply, thin, coarse, unpleasant but cheap.

2. Proletariat grade: normal tp for normal people with normal buttholes.  Gets the job done without any painful abrasions.

3.  Diva/Elton John grade: soft, pillowy, luxurious.  Reserved mainly for special occasions, the aristocracy, and/or those with sensitive anuses.

[Mystical Leader]

Would you suffer eternally or internally?

[Mean salto]

Doesn’t it seem like overkill for grocery stores to have a whole fucking aisle devoted to 65 different varieties of toilet paper?

All you need it to do is wipe the shit off your ass, not send a manned mission to Mars… it doesn’t have to be that complicated.

At most there should be 3 choices:

1. Jail/institution/homeless bum grade: one ply, thin, coarse, unpleasant but cheap.

2. Proletariat grade: normal tp for normal people with normal buttholes.  Gets the job done without any painful abrasions.

3.  Diva/Elton John grade: soft, pillowy, luxurious.  Reserved mainly for special occasions, the aristocracy, and/or those with sensitive anuses.

That's how we have it in Aus. Actually not even sure if we have option 3.
Million dollar idea. A toilet that tells you how much you piss/shit. And like what qualities it has(like you just just took a 0.9kg shit that was 80% log 20% mud. caution traces of blood detected) sorta like a whoop thing. Could call it phoop. Obviously I don't know how any of the science works.

[tuesday]

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Doesn’t it seem like overkill for grocery stores to have a whole fucking aisle devoted to 65 different varieties of toilet paper?

All you need it to do is wipe the shit off your ass, not send a manned mission to Mars… it doesn’t have to be that complicated.

At most there should be 3 choices:

1. Jail/institution/homeless bum grade: one ply, thin, coarse, unpleasant but cheap.

2. Proletariat grade: normal tp for normal people with normal buttholes.  Gets the job done without any painful abrasions.

3.  Diva/Elton John grade: soft, pillowy, luxurious.  Reserved mainly for special occasions, the aristocracy, and/or those with sensitive anuses.

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That's how we have it in Aus. Actually not even sure if we have option 3.
Million dollar idea. A toilet that tells you how much you piss/shit. And like what qualities it has(like you just just took a 0.9kg shit that was 80% log 20% mud. caution traces of blood detected) sorta like a whoop thing. Could call it phoop. Obviously I don't know how any of the science works.

https://interestingengineering.com/scientists-design-smart-toilet-that-recognizes-your-butt-and-analyzes-poop-for-diseases

"Now, an ambitious team of researchers has designed a fully automated sensor package that you can put on your normal toilet to turn it into the Sherlock Holmes of toilets." lol

[Sativa Lung]

My epitaph. I'm leaning towards

"An ignominious end for a sanctimonious prick"

[Mean salto]

Why did it take so long for the bald with beard look to become mainstream. Even when I was in highschool there were guys walking around with the bald top with C of hair around the back. I get people not wanting to go full bald but the beard evens it out. There were also guys with beards but they were never bald.

[Mean salto]

What if people have invented time travel but you have to account for the Earth's rotation and they just landed in the middle of the ocean,drowned and sank without a trace.
Or you have to take into account earth revolving around the sun so they've just landed in space or the universe has expanded and the earth's trillions of miles from where it used to be.

[Hevonen]

Why did it take so long for the bald with beard look to become mainstream. Even when I was in highschool there were guys walking around with the bald top with C of hair around the back. I get people not wanting to go full bald but the beard evens it out. There were also guys with beards but they were never bald.

Full bald makes you look weak. Beard too unless you're like a hipster or a lumberjack. Basically just tells people you're insecure about your balding head and ugly face. But people are becoming growingly weaker and more insecure these days so that's why you see more of them

[rawr1922]

Is there any punishment if you never show up for jury duty? Been avoiding my whole life and nothing happens 

[realbasedgod112]

Is there any punishment if you never show up for jury duty? Been avoiding my whole life and nothing happens

you can get fined apparently, might want to start showing up soon.

[Mean salto]

The wrong kind of nerds took over entertainment. Nerd probably isn't even a fair term anymore. Incel is wrong too and I hate that word.
Like just because an actor played a part however long ago doesn't mean they have to keep playing that character decades later. Or when they get all shitty about what actors look like. They are actors not lookalikes. maybe like Jack reacher Tom Cruise was a foot too short but whatever it's a movie they work around it so it works.

[SneakySecrets]

How big is God’s dick?  I bet it’s a whopper.  Probably looks sexy as hell too.

[tuesday]

How big is God’s dick?  I bet it’s a whopper.  Probably looks sexy as hell too.

And it's in you.

[RCB3]

Has there ever been proof that someone sped up footage of someone in a part or an editor admitting to it? I feel like there's been speculation in certain videos, but never heard anything beyond that.

[Mean salto]

Has there ever been proof that someone sped up footage of someone in a part or an editor admitting to it? I feel like there's been speculation in certain videos, but never heard anything beyond that.

No one's admitted it but berras skate more part you can just tell so easy. There's a couple lines where he is pushing it's so obvious

[SneakySecrets]

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Has there ever been proof that someone sped up footage of someone in a part or an editor admitting to it? I feel like there's been speculation in certain videos, but never heard anything beyond that.

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No one's admitted it but berras skate more part you can just tell so easy. There's a couple lines where he is pushing it's so obvious

Are you somehow insinuating that he’s capable of using subterfuge in a video part?  Don’t besmirch the man’s reputation like that.

[live, laugh, love]

What time should I shave to get a proper five o clock shadow?

[beandemon]

7:45

[nicotinewheel]

What time should I shave to get a proper five o clock shadow?

clippers with no attachment for perma shadow

[realbasedgod112]

What time should I shave to get a proper five o clock shadow?

it's not the time on the clock, but the position of the stars and moon.... my friend...

[SneakySecrets]

Do most people that skate black wheels genuinely like how they look?  Or is it an ironic “so ugly it’s cool” kinda thing?  Sort of like the purposefully jarring mullet of skateboard wheels.

Or is it more about just going against whatever the majority of people are doing?  So hypothetically, if the vast majority of skaters traditionally rode black wheels, would they be the ones skating white ones?

These are very important questions.

[Mean salto]

Do most people that skate black wheels genuinely like how they look?  Or is it an ironic “so ugly it’s cool” kinda thing?  Sort of like the purposefully jarring mullet of skateboard wheels.

Or is it more about just going against whatever the majority of people are doing?  So hypothetically, if the vast majority of skaters traditionally rode black wheels, would they be the ones skating white ones?

These are very important questions.

Known two people who regularly skated black wheels. One was because "they don't get dirty" the other was a guy who would ride completely blacked out setups, which itself was such a lunatic move it was almost cool.(emphasis on almost)

[TheLurper]

What in the fuck am I doing?

I recently quit a job that I had lost faith in (and didn't pay nearly enough).

The new job pays a salary closer to what I feel I deserve but it is fucking boring. If I don't get fired I should be able to leverage it into a position that pays really well and is closer to what I went to school for, but I'll spend my life just making some rich asshole even richer.

Capitalism is fucking dumb.

[ChuckRamone]

^My current job is boring and tedious. The main pluses are I WFH and the pay is good. Capitalism is pretty dumb and bound to fail at some point. We're kinda fucked in that respect if it comes crashing down in our lifetimes.

Unrelated but I was pondering if you can tell if someone is a skater without any obvious clues like holes in their shoes or they're carrying a skateboard.

[Mean salto]

"how dare you?" Is such a shitty sentence/question. It doesn't even make sense. Shouldn't it be "how do you dare to?"? Or is it some old Shakespeare quote or something that's just stuck around forever. 

[PuffinMuffin]

Let’s say hypothetically you read a plaque on college grounds and commit it to memory. Technically speaking you could in turn say you studied there. No?

[cky enthusiast]

What in the fuck am I doing?

I recently quit a job that I had lost faith in (and didn't pay nearly enough).

The new job pays a salary closer to what I feel I deserve but it is fucking boring. If I don't get fired I should be able to leverage it into a position that pays really well and is closer to what I went to school for, but I'll spend my life just making some rich asshole even richer.

Capitalism is fucking dumb.

we can switch and you can bust down pallets on a dock in all weather if ur so bored