Things You Pondered Today

[modern life is war]

When I was 12-13 I had a teacher who would lean over my desk to check my work and I got a full view down her top every time. She would do this all the time and there was no way I was discreet about where I was looking. Was she aware that I was ogling her tits and if so was she getting a kick out of fucking with me or something?

[tuesday]

If you had the possibility fuck your way to the top would you do it?

Really depends on whom you would have to fuck...

[ChuckRamone]

Why did Cab skate with a pair of suspenders hanging down from his shorts in Ban This?

[SneakySecrets]

When I was 12-13 I had a teacher who would lean over my desk to check my work and I got a full view down her top every time. She would do this all the time and there was no way I was discreet about where I was looking. Was she aware that I was ogling her tits and if so was she getting a kick out of fucking with me or something?

God bless her.  These are little gifts life hands to you and they should be cherished.

[modern life is war]

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When I was 12-13 I had a teacher who would lean over my desk to check my work and I got a full view down her top every time. She would do this all the time and there was no way I was discreet about where I was looking. Was she aware that I was ogling her tits and if so was she getting a kick out of fucking with me or something?

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God bless her.  These are little gifts life hands to you and they should be cherished.

Agreed, truly a wonderful woman

[JANUS]

Is it way fucking windier all the time now?

[Sizzle]

Is it way fucking windier all the time now?

Fudge that, why is the sun so fuckin bright all the time now

[JANUS]

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Is it way fucking windier all the time now?

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Fudge that, why is the sun so fuckin bright all the time now

How come we never see the sun and the wind at the same time?

They’re the same person.

But yeah, I’ll take that to mean my perception of how windy it is has changed over time.

[Madam, I'm Adam]

Periodically, I start to think about how good Lucien Clarke's LV shoe is for skating.

Like what if it's the best shoe to skate in, but it's so expensive and prized that no one (except for like the four people who skated it) knows how good it is.

[SneakySecrets]

Periodically, I start to think about how good Lucien Clarke's LV shoe is for skating.

Like what if it's the best shoe to skate in, but it's so expensive and prized that no one (except for like the four people who skated it) knows how good it is.

Skated a few pairs, they’re ok.  Serious pussy magnets though.
 

[tuesday]

How many freestylers had Thrasher covers?

[L33Tg33k]

Is targeted assassination a viable way to kill politicians and billionaires? Is it worth throwing away your life?

[SneakySecrets]

Is targeted assassination a viable way to kill politicians and billionaires? Is it worth throwing away your life?

I mean, Gavrilo Princip would have just been another forgotten nobody but he was in the right place at the right time and forever changed the course of world.

[matt_2993]

Why haven't these social media apps adapted a walkie talkie feature yet?  I want to jump into the dms of my buddy, press a record button and have it immediately send the audio over.  And yes it's cause all these great farts are going to waste otherwise

[L33Tg33k]

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I mean, Gavrilo Princip would have just been another forgotten nobody but he was in the right place at the right time and forever changed the course of world.

I was thinking more along the lines of preventing and ending wars, but yeah, I concede I can’t predict the future.

[Abyss1]

Why haven't these social media apps adapted a walkie talkie feature yet?  I want to jump into the dms of my buddy, press a record button and have it immediately send the audio over.  And yes it's cause all these great farts are going to waste otherwise

pretty sure this had been done and didn't really catch on

[SneakySecrets]

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Is targeted assassination a viable way to kill politicians and billionaires? Is it worth throwing away your life?

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I mean, Gavrilo Princip would have just been another forgotten nobody but he was in the right place at the right time and forever changed the course of world.

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I was thinking more along the lines of preventing and ending wars, but yeah, I concede I can’t predict the future.

Who were you thinking about?

[Madam, I'm Adam]

Someone should merge the crate challenge and ice bucket challenge for 2023’s new sensation. You climb the crates, at the top you get ice water dumped on your head, and then you make your way back down. The money raised could go toward sleep paralysis research.

[L33Tg33k]

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Is targeted assassination a viable way to kill politicians and billionaires? Is it worth throwing away your life?

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I mean, Gavrilo Princip would have just been another forgotten nobody but he was in the right place at the right time and forever changed the course of world.

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I was thinking more along the lines of preventing and ending wars, but yeah, I concede I can’t predict the future.

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Who were you thinking about?

This is silly but I’ve always had this idea of a movie/series where the protagonist hit real world assets or approximations of those assets while maintaining her secret identity. Basically a real gritty spy/antihero story. I know fucking Black Widow already exists but I want specific details and plot points to be very different and with as many realistic consequences as possible while keeping the story alive. I don’t know how believable it would be for one person to kill crime bosses, dictators, warlords, billionaires, and influencers, but let’s assume the protagonist has some sort of power on top of insane skills. This movie is dumb total fantasy fulfillment.

I don’t think I should name real world names here.

[SneakySecrets]

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Is targeted assassination a viable way to kill politicians and billionaires? Is it worth throwing away your life?

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I mean, Gavrilo Princip would have just been another forgotten nobody but he was in the right place at the right time and forever changed the course of world.

[close]

I was thinking more along the lines of preventing and ending wars, but yeah, I concede I can’t predict the future.

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Who were you thinking about?

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This is silly but I’ve always had this idea of a movie/series where the protagonist hit real world assets or approximations of those assets while maintaining her secret identity. Basically a real gritty spy/antihero story. I know fucking Black Widow already exists but I want specific details and plot points to be very different and with as many realistic consequences as possible while keeping the story alive. I don’t know how believable it would be for one person to kill crime bosses, dictators, warlords, billionaires, and influencers, but let’s assume the protagonist has some sort of power on top of insane skills. This movie is dumb total fantasy fulfillment.

I don’t think I should name real world names here.

You should team up with the dude in the other thread that wants to be a writer. 

[pugmaster]

1a. Will YouTube eventually allow viewers to like and/or dislike segments of a video rather than like or dislike a video in its entirety?

1b. Does viewers' inability to more clearly indicate what they like/dislike exacerbate the divide between the right and left in America as it reinforces reductionist thinking practices?


2a. Exactly how much further can an individual spurt if they adhere to a rigorous Kegel regiment over a 3 month period?

2b. Is there a "cross-fit" version of Kegels?

[SneakySecrets]

You know, one of the only good things about having a senile elderly relative is that you can plan their own surprise parties with them.

[ChuckRamone]

What my dog's family was like. We never got to meet any of them. It's kinda crazy how you can have a pet that goes most of its life totally cut off from any of its relatives.

[Kook Me Amadeus]

If I was building out the community for a Noah’s Ark style craft in the 90s or 00’s, Bob Burnquist would’ve been an easy human selection.  Handsome (to say the least), speaks English as his second language with no accent, and an argument can be made he’s the greatest skateboarder of all time.

[TastyBurrito]

Odds are the people on the Titanic sub are having an orgy because if you’re gonna die, you might as well go out with a gangbang.

[Kook Me Amadeus]

Odds are the people on the Titanic sub are having an orgy because if you’re gonna die, you might as well go out with a gangbang.

Such a gnarly scenario.

Saw photos of the 3rd party Madcatz style Xbox controller they use to pilot the craft. 

And heard, not sure it’s true, that there’s audio in the cabin looping My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion, and that the pilot might have sedated the other passengers to ration their oxygen longer.

[ChuckRamone]

The naming of Go Skate Day. It sounds like a command and I have a tendency to resist when people tell me what to do. They should have called it something else like Skateboarding Day or How About We Go for a Skate Day? or Day on Which It Is Highly Suggested You Go Skate.

[SneakySecrets]

Has the fist bump completely displaced the handshake as the preferred casual greeting?  Went to shake someone’s hand today and they reacted like I tried to fondle their genitals.

[Mean salto]

Has the fist bump completely displaced the handshake as the preferred casual greeting?  Went to shake someone’s hand today and they reacted like I tried to fondle their genitals.

I kinda hope so altho no contact at all would be more optimal. When I'm meeting someone sure go for a handshake but couple years ago it was at a point where I was shaking like 40 people's hands everytime I went skating or got a beer etc. Turn up at a park can't just say hey and start skating but have to shake everyone's hand then some other crew turns up and now have to shake all their hands then all over again when I'm leaving. One good thing about covid is it replaced all this with a thumbs up in the general direction of a group of people. (For a short while)

[SneakySecrets]

When Person A says “I agree with you 110%” to Person B, doesn’t that mean that they are somehow  agreeing so hard with Person B’s argument that it supersedes their agreement by 10%? 

…So they are disagreeing by that extra 10% because   Person A can only agree 100% with their argument.

So couldn’t you make the argument that they are only in 90% agreement?

Does that make any sense to anyone?  What, anonymous internet person, do you think about that?