real confessions

[Exposure]

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I fucking hate my girlfriend. She's become a fat lazy bitch and all she does is lay around on the couch, while Im stuck doing all the cleaning and shit around the house. She yells at me for dumb shit, and whenever I say something back, she says I'm the one who's always starting shit.
And the worst part is that Im actually pretty fucking handsome, and I've never had any problems hooking up with girls. Still, I'm fucking terrified of what my life will be like if I dump this one. Sometimes I wish she would cheat on me, or give me some other excuse to dump her lazy ass. Fuck.
Just had to get that of my chest.

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A friend of mine was in a similar situation. He tried to do his best, but at some point he couldn't take it anymore and had to dumb her.

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Yeah.. We're pretty much just wasting our time. Fuck. Im such a pussy.

If you don't want to be in a relationship with her anymore, staying together will just be a waste of both of your lives

[Joust Ostrich]

Post nudes of her.  We can make sure that it gets back to her.  She may become enraged, you dismiss it (because you don't want to be the one starting shit), she leaves your sorry ass.  You get to breathe easy for the first time in months.

[L33Tg33k]

Im actually pretty fucking handsome

LOL

[MostlyLurkin']

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Im actually pretty fucking handsome

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LOL

my mom said I look like dylan

[doomstation55]

Post nudes of her.  We can make sure that it gets back to her.  She may become enraged, you dismiss it (because you don't want to be the one starting shit), she leaves your sorry ass.  You get to breathe easy for the first time in months.

Regardless of if this works or not you should post the nudes. Preferably pre-fat era, but feel free to post all the ones you have.

[ROCKxADIO420]

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Im actually pretty fucking handsome

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LOL

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my mom said I look like dylan

post nudes

[Bronson]

I had my first kiss a couple of days ago.

Which was nice.

[ThugWaffle]

I had my first kiss a couple of days ago.

Which was nice.

Hell yeah, just curious, how old are you?

[captainfalcon69]

I had my first kiss a couple of days ago.

Which was nice.

Good shit man, as cheesy as it sounds, you will never forget it lol. Ive been in a dryspell lately, and every party i go to i just cant make myself go talk to any chicks. I feel like if i go to say 'whats up' or anything i will freeze.

[Wizard Fight]

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I had my first kiss a couple of days ago.

Which was nice.

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Hell yeah, just curious, how old are you?

420

[Bronson]

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I had my first kiss a couple of days ago.

Which was nice.

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Hell yeah, just curious, how old are you?

26.

Better late than never, huh?

[SodaJerk]

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I had my first kiss a couple of days ago.

Which was nice.

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Hell yeah, just curious, how old are you?

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26.

Better late than never, huh?

Was he a good kisser? Please tell me it was L33tg33k because that would make you both each others first and that would be magical.

[Bronson]

She was fine, good use of the tongue.

[shark tits]

She was fine, good use of the tongue.

good for you, guy.

[SodaJerk]

She was fine, good use of the tongue.

I'm happy for you. It'll be fun to hear how further encounters compare because you don't have anything to compare it to yet.

[Bronson]

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She was fine, good use of the tongue.

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I'm happy for you. It'll be fun to hear how further encounters compare because you don't have anything to compare it to yet.

True. What is weird and kind of taking some of the enjoyment out of it, just wondering things like "hmm, I wonder how I compare to other people she has kissed" or "can she tell I have no idea what I am doing" instead of just enjoying the moment.

[ThugWaffle]

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I had my first kiss a couple of days ago.

Which was nice.

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Hell yeah, just curious, how old are you?

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26.

Better late than never, huh?

Damn right.

[shark tits]

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She was fine, good use of the tongue.

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I'm happy for you. It'll be fun to hear how further encounters compare because you don't have anything to compare it to yet.

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True. What is weird and kind of taking some of the enjoyment out of it, just wondering things like "hmm, I wonder how I compare to other people she has kissed" or "can she tell I have no idea what I am doing" instead of just enjoying the moment.

nevermind ABD's, just kiss and skate for yourself. if you're fucking up she'll guide you and you'll improve.

[pizzarules]

i have no friends and to be honest, it makes me sad.

[JB]

i have no friends and to be honest, it makes me sad.

i feel you on this one. i had a good group of friends a few years ago. we always had so much fun together and i wouldve done anything for those guys. i still would if they ever needed anything, but i dont talk to any of them. a little more than 2 years ago i went though my first big break up and before then i was drinking harder than i ever had. put both of those things together and i hit the shittiest part of my life, which really wasnt that bad at all and im very lucky to have not had to deal with some actual serious shit. anyway, i didnt really like the reputation i had amongst my social circle which was pretty much the asshole drunk guy who was always blacked out. so i got off social media, then soon after that i started dating my girlfriend who im still with now. weve been together almost two years and i hardly ever talk to any of my friends anymore. i have no idea what any of them are up to with their lives, but i think about them all the time. the thing with them is that we all came from pretty successful families, which i think bred a lot of competition and judgement into our characters  even though nobody would ever admit it amongst a group. so once everyone started to get jobs and buy new cars and become "adults", i felt like i was looked at as the idiot of the crew because of my past behavior. it became really important to prove to everyone that you werent "failing" at life, so to speak. throw in the fact that i havent talked to the people who were my best friends in practically a year and it only makes me feel shittier. the only person who i spend any time with is my girlfriend, and we live together now so we spend every day with each other and honestly its been great. we have a great relationship and im very happy for that. i dont compare myself to anyone else because i dont know enough about any of my friends to do that anymore. and since i spend every day with my girlfriend now, i dont really spend too much time alone or with other people. right now shes at the bar down the street with one of her friends and i kind of just had a moment where i wished that i could make a new friend with someone who knows nothing about me. the last time that happened was probably in highschool, and now im 26 and basically have no friends. i just think it would be really cool to have someone to hang out at the bar with and bullshit about stuff and not feel like i have to tell them like im doing good in my life or something stupid like that. every time i run into anyone who i used to be friends with its always the same old shit like "oh yeah, i work here now and blah blah blah my life is so awesome." just listing off mediocre accomplishments so you dont have to say that youre still living with your parents and dont have health insurance or some bullshit like that, even though thats pretty normal for people my age. i dont know dudes. i just wrote a whole bunch of bullshit when i couldve been watching a skate video or something cool instead of complaining about my life where theres nothing really worth complaining about.

[paraquat]

^honestly, 26 was the most confusing age for me. It will get better for you.

[dillanharp]

I'll be yer friend.

I was thinking about this the other day, the guys I've known since elementary school, were a super tight group throughout high school and even our early 20s, I haven't talked to these guys in well over a year. At first I was bummed, thinking I should reach out.  Then I got pissed off when I realized the phone works both ways. Either way, I have about 4 friends that might help me move if I needed. Shit, I met one through here, the rest are guys I was in the Army with.  I just hang out with my 5 month old all day and high five my wife when she gets home at 5, then go my ass to school, come home and drink malt liquor until I can't play Battlefield anymore.  I've been skating by myself the nights I don't have school.  Shit's rough but that's life.

[shitsandwich]

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i have no friends and to be honest, it makes me sad.

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i feel you on this one. i had a good group of friends a few years ago. we always had so much fun together and i wouldve done anything for those guys. i still would if they ever needed anything, but i dont talk to any of them. a little more than 2 years ago i went though my first big break up and before then i was drinking harder than i ever had. put both of those things together and i hit the shittiest part of my life, which really wasnt that bad at all and im very lucky to have not had to deal with some actual serious shit. anyway, i didnt really like the reputation i had amongst my social circle which was pretty much the asshole drunk guy who was always blacked out. so i got off social media, then soon after that i started dating my girlfriend who im still with now. weve been together almost two years and i hardly ever talk to any of my friends anymore. i have no idea what any of them are up to with their lives, but i think about them all the time. the thing with them is that we all came from pretty successful families, which i think bred a lot of competition and judgement into our characters  even though nobody would ever admit it amongst a group. so once everyone started to get jobs and buy new cars and become "adults", i felt like i was looked at as the idiot of the crew because of my past behavior. it became really important to prove to everyone that you werent "failing" at life, so to speak. throw in the fact that i havent talked to the people who were my best friends in practically a year and it only makes me feel shittier. the only person who i spend any time with is my girlfriend, and we live together now so we spend every day with each other and honestly its been great. we have a great relationship and im very happy for that. i dont compare myself to anyone else because i dont know enough about any of my friends to do that anymore. and since i spend every day with my girlfriend now, i dont really spend too much time alone or with other people. right now shes at the bar down the street with one of her friends and i kind of just had a moment where i wished that i could make a new friend with someone who knows nothing about me. the last time that happened was probably in highschool, and now im 26 and basically have no friends. i just think it would be really cool to have someone to hang out at the bar with and bullshit about stuff and not feel like i have to tell them like im doing good in my life or something stupid like that. every time i run into anyone who i used to be friends with its always the same old shit like "oh yeah, i work here now and blah blah blah my life is so awesome." just listing off mediocre accomplishments so you dont have to say that youre still living with your parents and dont have health insurance or some bullshit like that, even though thats pretty normal for people my age. i dont know dudes. i just wrote a whole bunch of bullshit when i couldve been watching a skate video or something cool instead of complaining about my life where theres nothing really worth complaining about.

I'm 20 and I feel like this is going to be me in the future just minus the girlfriend.
The only hobby I have other than skating parking lots by myself is getting shitfaced with a couple of close friends. Now those friends are moving to florida and I don't see myself making any new friends anytime soon. I have other friends but that usually takes hanging out with other people, and I'm not typically down for that cus I get anxiety. I guess I'm not too bummed on all this cus it'll just give me time to focus on what I want out of life.

[Cajungly]

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i have no friends and to be honest, it makes me sad.

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i feel you on this one. i had a good group of friends a few years ago. we always had so much fun together and i wouldve done anything for those guys. i still would if they ever needed anything, but i dont talk to any of them. a little more than 2 years ago i went though my first big break up and before then i was drinking harder than i ever had. put both of those things together and i hit the shittiest part of my life, which really wasnt that bad at all and im very lucky to have not had to deal with some actual serious shit. anyway, i didnt really like the reputation i had amongst my social circle which was pretty much the asshole drunk guy who was always blacked out. so i got off social media, then soon after that i started dating my girlfriend who im still with now. weve been together almost two years and i hardly ever talk to any of my friends anymore. i have no idea what any of them are up to with their lives, but i think about them all the time. the thing with them is that we all came from pretty successful families, which i think bred a lot of competition and judgement into our characters  even though nobody would ever admit it amongst a group. so once everyone started to get jobs and buy new cars and become "adults", i felt like i was looked at as the idiot of the crew because of my past behavior. it became really important to prove to everyone that you werent "failing" at life, so to speak. throw in the fact that i havent talked to the people who were my best friends in practically a year and it only makes me feel shittier. the only person who i spend any time with is my girlfriend, and we live together now so we spend every day with each other and honestly its been great. we have a great relationship and im very happy for that. i dont compare myself to anyone else because i dont know enough about any of my friends to do that anymore. and since i spend every day with my girlfriend now, i dont really spend too much time alone or with other people. right now shes at the bar down the street with one of her friends and i kind of just had a moment where i wished that i could make a new friend with someone who knows nothing about me. the last time that happened was probably in highschool, and now im 26 and basically have no friends. i just think it would be really cool to have someone to hang out at the bar with and bullshit about stuff and not feel like i have to tell them like im doing good in my life or something stupid like that. every time i run into anyone who i used to be friends with its always the same old shit like "oh yeah, i work here now and blah blah blah my life is so awesome." just listing off mediocre accomplishments so you dont have to say that youre still living with your parents and dont have health insurance or some bullshit like that, even though thats pretty normal for people my age. i dont know dudes. i just wrote a whole bunch of bullshit when i couldve been watching a skate video or something cool instead of complaining about my life where theres nothing really worth complaining about.

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I'm 20 and I feel like this is going to be me in the future just minus the girlfriend.
The only hobby I have other than skating parking lots by myself is getting shitfaced with a couple of close friends. Now those friends are moving to florida and I don't see myself making any new friends anytime soon. I have other friends but that usually takes hanging out with other people, and I'm not typically down for that cus I get anxiety. I guess I'm not too bummed on all this cus it'll just give me time to focus on what I want out of life.

pi is an awesome movie. i like you

[Early Hokus Pokus]

Sometimes I listen to My Chemical Romance and Hawthorne Heights.

[shark tits]

i don't find detective benson attractive except once in a while when she had short hair. it took me a while to warm up to detective stabler because i remembered how awful he was to tobias beecher when they were locked up at OZ penitentiary but sometimes when he dons a pair of glasses i think he looks interesting. usually i don't like cops but i feel like the detectives of the SVU are almost family.

[Butterz]

i have no friends and to be honest, it makes me sad.

the only friends I have are through skateboarding which sucks because they can't always skate and when they don't skate they hang out with their mates outside of skateboarding which makes me feel isolated / sad.

[Aidan Clarke]

i don't find detective benson attractive except once in a while when she had short hair. it took me a while to warm up to detective stabler because i remembered how awful he was to tobias beecher when they were locked up at OZ penitentiary but sometimes when he dons a pair of glasses i think he looks interesting. usually i don't like cops but i feel like the detectives of the SVU are almost family.

She was hot in the first few seasons, and then age kinda crept up. That'll happen after over a dozen seasons though

[shark tits]

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i don't find detective benson attractive except once in a while when she had short hair. it took me a while to warm up to detective stabler because i remembered how awful he was to tobias beecher when they were locked up at OZ penitentiary but sometimes when he dons a pair of glasses i think he looks interesting. usually i don't like cops but i feel like the detectives of the SVU are almost family.

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She was hot in the first few seasons, and then age kinda crept up. That'll happen after over a dozen seasons though

yeah, maybe grandpa stabler wouldn't look so interesting in goggles if he were still on the show. i can't see elliott leaving for vanity's sake but who knows?

[Aidan Clarke]

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i don't find detective benson attractive except once in a while when she had short hair. it took me a while to warm up to detective stabler because i remembered how awful he was to tobias beecher when they were locked up at OZ penitentiary but sometimes when he dons a pair of glasses i think he looks interesting. usually i don't like cops but i feel like the detectives of the SVU are almost family.

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She was hot in the first few seasons, and then age kinda crept up. That'll happen after over a dozen seasons though

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yeah, maybe grandpa stabler wouldn't look so interesting in goggles if he were still on the show. i can't see elliott leaving for vanity's sake but who knows?

You know how when people try to be nice and call someone old without directly saying it? He looks 'distinguished'
Although he didn't look morbidly old in man of steel. I always feel weird about wanting to fuck half of the actresses on a show about sex crimes.