something boston brought up in another thread made me remember this but i use to steal coats and sell them out the trunk of my car while i was down in NC.
i'm kind of drunk so its here. i got kicked out of HS up here(long story) so i went there(i had family) to finish my senior year of HS. my aunt and uncles house was a few minutes away from duke so i would go there and crash the fraternity parties. more or less to drink for free and get laid(longest stretch of ass i've ever gotten in all my life but thats whole another story).
anyway, i was all into coats then so i'd get all drunk, spot a coat i like, put it on and walk out. at first it was just 1 per night but then i was stealing 2-3-4 coats a night, it was like an addiction. sometimes there would be wallets in them and and of course, like a good little deviant, i took all the money. but sometimes they had these scanning cards in them where you could swipe it and buy stuff on around campus. so i started showing up with backpack and an extra a duffle bag, empty out the vending machines throughout campusm, then sell it to this gas station in the ghetto for cheap.
i pretty much did this for about 6 months straight. i came up on some bread selling snacks and accumulated a ridiculous amount of coats. so one day i asked guy at the gas station if i could sell some coats outside his gas station and he was cool it it. maaaaaaan, you don't even know kid! i had leather bombers, trench coats, pee coats, sport coats, blazers, you name it and i stole it! not even just in my size because i had to rock 3-4 coats back home every night so i had mad sizes! i would park on the side of his station and hustled coats out the trunk of my car. the amount of money i made in those 6 months was one of the deciding factors of my going to college down there. it was really the easiest money i ever made and it was so lucrative that i continued to do this on the side throughout my college days.
i know, its fuckin terrible but lucky for me the stachute of limitations has run out.
all i can say is i don't believe in hell but if there is, i'll certainly be there burnt and extra crispy!
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