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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2730 on: July 24, 2010, 10:26:27 AM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2731 on: July 24, 2010, 12:05:13 PM »
4life hey? that's quite the commitment
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2732 on: July 24, 2010, 08:38:23 PM »
I'm too conscious of existing on the internet and delete a lot of posts. Internet me hardly reflects live-action me

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2733 on: July 27, 2010, 08:55:26 PM »
internet me is a good example of real-life me....... :-\ :-\


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2734 on: July 28, 2010, 07:43:16 AM »
I killed a friends dog by accident once. it was a couple years ago when i was about 15. This kid invited me to his house (he had no other friends and wanted to learn how to skate) so i obliged. we go to his house and we skate out front of his house. then we go inside and hang out in his room. He goes to take a shower and i'm sitting there in his room. I was sitting there eating a hersheys chocolate bar that i had brought from home and his dog runs up. without thinking i give him a piece (by a piece i mean a big piece.) The rest of the night was really uneventful and i went home the next day. that monday he comes to school and tells me his dog had died. i never told him it was all me.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2735 on: July 28, 2010, 11:51:59 PM »
I think nowadays I work out more than I skate, and it sickens me. Now that I have muscles I'm slightly embarrassed to take off my shirt around my old friends.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2736 on: July 29, 2010, 12:22:34 AM »
this would be the best teen-pop sensation orgy ever.

is that a confession?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2737 on: July 29, 2010, 04:41:33 AM »
this would be the best teen-pop sensation orgy ever.

is that a confession?

no, thats stating the obvious.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2738 on: July 29, 2010, 06:07:21 AM »
There were a bunch of shows on that I could have watched, but I decided to watch this instead:

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2739 on: July 29, 2010, 07:33:48 AM »
Theres nothing wring with that. cortney cox is bangin!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2740 on: July 29, 2010, 01:29:59 PM »
Theres nothing wring with that. cortney cox is bangin!

hells mother fucking yeah!  i've liked her since family ties. 

heres a confession for you, i rubbed one out when i saw her masturbation scene in dirt. 
 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2741 on: July 29, 2010, 01:44:19 PM »
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Theres nothing wring with that. cortney cox is bangin!
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hells mother fucking yeah!  i've liked her since family ties. 

heres a confession for you, i rubbed one out when i saw her masturbation scene in dirt. 
 

i googled that shit immediately when i read your post

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2742 on: July 29, 2010, 01:52:01 PM »
heres a confession for you, i rubbed one out when i saw her masturbation scene in dirt. 
First of all, you're a really horny motherfucker. Second of all, I don't see any actual pussy. (Is there an uncensored version?) Finally, it's not even a minute long, so that's a real confession!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2743 on: July 29, 2010, 04:39:08 PM »
yea in the real version you see her pussy up close n' wet like all big budget films
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2744 on: July 29, 2010, 10:38:12 PM »
haha

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2745 on: July 30, 2010, 08:36:52 AM »
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heres a confession for you, i rubbed one out when i saw her masturbation scene in dirt. 
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First of all, you're a really horny motherfucker. Second of all, I don't see any actual pussy. (Is there an uncensored version?) Finally, it's not even a minute long, so that's a real confession!

just use your imagination, thats what i did. 
if you want to see her or any other celebs naked, check mrskin.com. 

it took longer than a minute(theres this feature called replay) but i wonder what the world record is for fastest bust is?

 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2746 on: July 30, 2010, 10:09:21 AM »
I don't if it counts but when I first started to jack off (around fourth-grade), it only took about thirty or forty seconds.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2747 on: July 30, 2010, 10:36:30 AM »
i confess i have gone back and looked at every page in this thread.. but thats all your getting out of me.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2748 on: August 02, 2010, 08:17:36 PM »
If I have the option, I'll watch a movie with subtitles on.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2749 on: August 28, 2010, 12:14:26 PM »
I never had any sex yet...recently gave up jacking off and I don't give a fuck about sex or chicks anymore. (I'm not into men.)

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2750 on: August 28, 2010, 02:15:51 PM »
After I masturbate, I look at face for any pimples/white heads.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2751 on: August 29, 2010, 08:30:08 PM »
^ It might be a "pussy" thing to say, but i really don't enjoy random hookups either. Its hard for me to really even want to have sex with a girl if im not interested in her personality. Ive had sex with a few girls without even knowing their names in the past but after i had my first real relationship im really not into fucking a different girl every other day. Ive got a few close friends who fuck everything that moves and they are unstable and kind of depressed for the most part.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2752 on: August 29, 2010, 09:46:49 PM »
^ It might be a "pussy" thing to say, but i really don't enjoy random hookups either. Its hard for me to really even want to have sex with a girl if im not interested in her personality. Ive had sex with a few girls without even knowing their names in the past but after i had my first real relationship im really not into fucking a different girl every other day. Ive got a few close friends who fuck everything that moves and they are unstable and kind of depressed for the most part.

I caught a different vibe from you, given your username has "Mack" in it. That aside, I completely feel you on that. There's this absolute revelation of a woman that I'm into, who physically affects me whenever I look into her face, that's recently come back into my life after a falling out at the beginning of the year. My house had a party and she showed up with this chick, and later into the night we start making out on the railing. But she's kind of dating the chick she's with? I dunno, it's weird. So she goes to her after and they're lip-locked the rest of the night. At one point she tells me to come over to another friend's house and kisses me. I go, and she's still going at it with this girl. I just ended up leaving because 1. I'm not one for competing, don't like confrontation and 2. I was weirded out. Looking back, I could've changed that situation into something incredible, but even then I wouldn't have wanted it. I'm so into this girl that I honestly haven't had a fully developed sexual thought about her in nearly the year I've known her. It's fucking strange. Usually I'm a dog but sometimes one will come along and fuck up your perspective.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2753 on: August 29, 2010, 11:13:42 PM »
There's nothing that makes me feel as good as giving a girl an orgasm whilst eating pussy. Nothing.
Id almost rather eat pussy than fuck.

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« Reply #2754 on: August 31, 2010, 10:21:10 AM »
Id almost rather eat pussy than fuck.
There's some sort of joy that comes from eating the right pussy. it's almost can't be compared to anything.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2755 on: August 31, 2010, 02:35:04 PM »
i still find Lindsay Lohan to be extremely hot.  i can't help it

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2756 on: August 31, 2010, 02:35:08 PM »
There's nothing that makes me feel as good as giving a girl an orgasm whilst eating pussy. Nothing.
Id almost rather eat pussy than fuck.

yes.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2757 on: August 31, 2010, 02:35:38 PM »
i still find Lindsay Lohan to be extremely hot.  i can't help it



god yes, so hot.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2758 on: August 31, 2010, 09:03:29 PM »
i just ate a large pepperoni pizza.

i just read my confession from 06 and i totally remembered grabbing that strippers tits with my dirty ass scab hand. trife times.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2759 on: September 02, 2010, 06:21:08 PM »
I always say to my self that I want a girlfriend and have only had one actual one my sophmore year of highschool, but everytime I get a new potential one I just randomly stop going after them, and have had some opportunities to get with some good looking gals but for some reason opt out.

Also, everyone says that college is so much better than highschool and you'll meet the coolest people, but I don't want to leave my best friends from highschool, like my main friends in highschool are the guys I want to have BBQ's with when I'm 40