real confessions

[Davy]

I laugh at horrible things, like people crying because schools ending and motivational speakers who talk about their addictions to porn or meth. But at the same time I feel guilty if i ever make someone feel bad about themselves.
I also keep evaluating everyone around me's mental state like I am some sort of fucking psychiatrist snob.

[Upgrayedd]

i masturbate way too much, but still not nearly enough.

[BitchTits]

i masturbate way too much

I jerk off like two or three times a day, even four times some days, when it rains all day.

 I was depressed, didn't know why, but wanted to kill myself. But, skateboarding took my mind off of my depression.

[H8R part 4]

i self cheered after landing a trick.  it took like 50 tries to land it and my arms just went up in the air.   where are them razor blades at?  

[VictoriousOG]

First wet dream involved a shower scene with an asian girl from my 6th grade science class.

[Mackattack]

I had a wet dream about my own mom.

[larry bertlemann]

nice.

[jimi420]

when i was about 15 i shaved my balls and gooch and put alot of the hairs in my stepmom's tea jug. she still doesn't know.

[kilgore.]

I had a wet dream about my own mom.

dude, me too.

[BriDen]

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I had a wet dream about my own mom.

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dude, me too.

I'm pretty sure I had wet dreams about both your moms as well.

[j....soy.....]

i self cheered after landing a trick.  it took like 50 tries to land it and my arms just went up in the air.   where are them razor blades at?  

if we can like bastien again.....we can self cheer....YAY!

[sven thorkel]

I had a wet dream about my own mom.

hmm... i guess freud was right

[cheese]

i was element4life

[sven thorkel]

4life hey? that's quite the commitment

[324]

I'm too conscious of existing on the internet and delete a lot of posts. Internet me hardly reflects live-action me

[Upgrayedd]

internet me is a good example of real-life me.......

[jimi420]

I killed a friends dog by accident once. it was a couple years ago when i was about 15. This kid invited me to his house (he had no other friends and wanted to learn how to skate) so i obliged. we go to his house and we skate out front of his house. then we go inside and hang out in his room. He goes to take a shower and i'm sitting there in his room. I was sitting there eating a hersheys chocolate bar that i had brought from home and his dog runs up. without thinking i give him a piece (by a piece i mean a big piece.) The rest of the night was really uneventful and i went home the next day. that monday he comes to school and tells me his dog had died. i never told him it was all me.

[Clayton]

I think nowadays I work out more than I skate, and it sickens me. Now that I have muscles I'm slightly embarrassed to take off my shirt around my old friends.

[Boomhauer]

this would be the best teen-pop sensation orgy ever.

is that a confession?

[larry bertlemann]

this would be the best teen-pop sensation orgy ever.

is that a confession?

no, thats stating the obvious.

[BitchTits]

There were a bunch of shows on that I could have watched, but I decided to watch this instead:

[alrightythen]

Theres nothing wring with that. cortney cox is bangin!

[H8R part 4]

Theres nothing wring with that. cortney cox is bangin!

hells mother fucking yeah!  i've liked her since family ties. 

heres a confession for you, i rubbed one out when i saw her masturbation scene in dirt. 
 

[alrightythen]

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Theres nothing wring with that. cortney cox is bangin!

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hells mother fucking yeah!  i've liked her since family ties. 

heres a confession for you, i rubbed one out when i saw her masturbation scene in dirt. 
 

i googled that shit immediately when i read your post

for the fans:

[BitchTits]

heres a confession for you, i rubbed one out when i saw her masturbation scene in dirt. 

First of all, you're a really horny motherfucker. Second of all, I don't see any actual pussy. (Is there an uncensored version?) Finally, it's not even a minute long, so that's a real confession!

[ice nine]

yea in the real version you see her pussy up close n' wet like all big budget films

[Boomhauer]

haha

[H8R part 4]

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heres a confession for you, i rubbed one out when i saw her masturbation scene in dirt. 

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First of all, you're a really horny motherfucker. Second of all, I don't see any actual pussy. (Is there an uncensored version?) Finally, it's not even a minute long, so that's a real confession!

just use your imagination, thats what i did. 
if you want to see her or any other celebs naked, check mrskin.com. 

it took longer than a minute(theres this feature called replay) but i wonder what the world record is for fastest bust is?

 

[BitchTits]

I don't if it counts but when I first started to jack off (around fourth-grade), it only took about thirty or forty seconds.

[larry bertlemann]

i confess i have gone back and looked at every page in this thread.. but thats all your getting out of me.