real confessions

[fbg$]

Figured I might as well make an account since I lurk this shit so hard.


So last week I was over my girlfriends house and everything was going completely normal. Just chillin for a while. So we were sitting on her couch watching tv in her living room, and I start grabbin her ass. She scoots up a bit so shes laying on her side, so I made a move and I start fingering her. Her brother walks in and doesnt notice and he just goes over to the recliner. So we just look at each other for a second to figure out if he noticed or not. Was one of those ohshit moments. He didnt notice at all, and a few seconds later his face was glued to the tv. So i fingered her anyway, with her brother sitting 5 feet across from us. He never noticed.

Not sure if I feel good about that, but whatever.

[Donkey Lips]

Figured I might as well make an account since I lurk this shit so hard.


So last week I was over my girlfriends house and everything was going completely normal. Just chillin for a while. So we were sitting on her couch watching tv in her living room, and I start grabbin her ass. She scoots up a bit so shes laying on her side, so I made a move and I start fingering her. Her brother walks in and doesnt notice and he just goes over to the recliner. So we just look at each other for a second to figure out if he noticed or not. Was one of those ohshit moments. He didnt notice at all, and a few seconds later his face was glued to the tv. So i fingered her anyway, with her brother sitting 5 feet across from us. He never noticed.

Not sure if I feel good about that, but whatever.

[bonerjams03]

I have gone back to snorting drugs and chain smoking all the while lying about it to my girlfriend.
sorry if this is off-topic or some shit. didn't read the last few posts and felt like getting it off my chest.
actually, she works 12 hour shifts doing some important shit and I saw her right before one with dried blood under my nose and blood-shot-to-shit eyes. and she still don't know.

[lenny]

I have gone back to snorting drugs and chain smoking all the while lying about it to my girlfriend.
sorry if this is off-topic or some shit. didn't read the last few posts and felt like getting it off my chest.

I've been there man..
my only advice is to be as honest with her as you can. If she's rad and is actually into you, she'll understand. If she freaks, it probably isn't meant to be. My chick right now has partied/parties the way i do, so she gets the reclusive and weird tendencies that afflict people like me, us, whatever. point being: talk about it. If she can't deal, might be time to move on.

[eminem]

man, i've avoided posting a bum out in here, but i've gotta do it somewhere.

Me and the lady had broken up. I wanted more of a serious thing after 9 months and she wanted to keep taking it easy as we'd gotten together within a month of her last relationship, which was a live in gig that lasted 4 years. We didn't talk for a month or so and to avoid feeling lousy emotions regarding the situation i raged my head off with all the skate rats i met during the last semester, shit got kind of gnarly. I also went on to hook up with all the available younger girls; at 25 as an undergrad there's no contest . I went gnarlier on the bar/party scene than i've been in a few years. Again, i did all of this to indirectly avoid thinking about the break up.

Couple weeks ago the lady calls me. She says she misses me and asks me to dinner. I make her wait a few hours, but she knew i would say yes; i called her and said "ok." Since then we had pretty much gotten back to how things were going before- sex on the daily, smoking, drinking, talking, having fun.

The stipulations of us hanging out were that it would be open and we were cool to go on dates with other people. She was all keyed up about this as she has never gone on a "date" that wasn't with me or her ex. I wasn't too thrilled about this; when i want to settle it's because i'm content- if the lovin is good, it's good enough every day, no need for anything else- but i agreed and thought that things would be ok.

tonight i find out that she's on a 2nd date with some dude who asked her out at work- she's a waitress at a rock club- she said she kissed him. I bugged the fuck out and i feel rightfully so seeing as we fucked yesterday and were planning on going away for the weekend. To me, going on a date and kissing as opposed to fucking is far more intimate.

She said that we had agreed to keep things open and that i was being unreasonable. I disagreed and said that i can't be with her while she's going out with other dudes and don't want to think about that every time i go to kiss her or touch her.

I'm traveling across the country over the next three months and she's doing a semester abroad from mid august til Xmas, so it's not like we were going to be together anyways but i felt that it wasn't too much to want to be together while we were both here and see how things pan out upon return.

Shit sucks and i'm very bummed out. It's weird because i haven't given a fuck enough about a female in years to call her back after the first couple of fucks- this girl has had me bugging hard and i can't help but feel that i'm doing the right thing in telling her that i can't see her until she figures out what she wants but at the same time i'm going to miss her company, man.

fuck, that was my rant and confession.

peace

 

[dontfearthereefer92]

man, i've avoided posting a bum out in here, but i've gotta do it somewhere.

Me and the lady had broken up. I wanted more of a serious thing after 9 months and she wanted to keep taking it easy as we'd gotten together within a month of her last relationship, which was a live in gig that lasted 4 years. We didn't talk for a month or so and to avoid feeling lousy emotions regarding the situation i raged my head off with all the skate rats i met during the last semester, shit got kind of gnarly. I also went on to hook up with all the available younger girls; at 25 as an undergrad there's no contest . I went gnarlier on the bar/party scene than i've been in a few years. Again, i did all of this to indirectly avoid thinking about the break up.

Couple weeks ago the lady calls me. She says she misses me and asks me to dinner. I make her wait a few hours, but she knew i would say yes; i called her and said "ok." Since then we had pretty much gotten back to how things were going before- sex on the daily, smoking, drinking, talking, having fun.

The stipulations of us hanging out were that it would be open and we were cool to go on dates with other people. She was all keyed up about this as she has never gone on a "date" that wasn't with me or her ex. I wasn't too thrilled about this; when i want to settle it's because i'm content- if the lovin is good, it's good enough every day, no need for anything else- but i agreed and thought that things would be ok.

tonight i find out that she's on a 2nd date with some dude who asked her out at work- she's a waitress at a rock club- she said she kissed him. I bugged the fuck out and i feel rightfully so seeing as we fucked yesterday and were planning on going away for the weekend. To me, going on a date and kissing as opposed to fucking is far more intimate.

She said that we had agreed to keep things open and that i was being unreasonable. I disagreed and said that i can't be with her while she's going out with other dudes and don't want to think about that every time i go to kiss her or touch her.

I'm traveling across the country over the next three months and she's doing a semester abroad from mid august til Xmas, so it's not like we were going to be together anyways but i felt that it wasn't too much to want to be together while we were both here and see how things pan out upon return.

Shit sucks and i'm very bummed out. It's weird because i haven't given a fuck enough about a female in years to call her back after the first couple of fucks- this girl has had me bugging hard and i can't help but feel that i'm doing the right thing in telling her that i can't see her until she figures out what she wants but at the same time i'm going to miss her company, man.

fuck, that was my rant and confession.

peace

YOOOU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEED BUT YOU SAY HES JUST A FRIEND, OHH BUT YOU SAY HES JUST A FRIEND

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

steve, act cool about the whole situation, then fuck her best friend and/or sister.

[Justis]

i cant seem to get off from handjobs

eh they are just not that cool man

[jimi420]

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I have gone back to snorting drugs and chain smoking all the while lying about it to my girlfriend.
sorry if this is off-topic or some shit. didn't read the last few posts and felt like getting it off my chest.

[close]

I've been there man..
my only advice is to be as honest with her as you can. If she's rad and is actually into you, she'll understand. If she freaks, it probably isn't meant to be. My chick right now has partied/parties the way i do, so she gets the reclusive and weird tendencies that afflict people like me, us, whatever. point being: talk about it. If she can't deal, might be time to move on.

You have to stay honest. Hiding it from her will get tiring and you'll just hate yourself for not being real with her. If she gets mad then you have to make that choice, but if she's down with it see if she'll let you snort them out of her asscrack.

[Donkey Lips]

steve, act cool about the whole situation, then fuck her best friend and/or sister.

[dontfearthereefer92]

i cant seem to get off from handjobs

eh they are just not that cool man

i have the same thing with blowjobs aswell, i think both my heads see it as foreplay

[William Jefferson Clinton]

i love sleeping more then any human should

 i have low self esteem issues, very picky with girls. Ill see a girl whos remotely attractive and will either tell my self i dont have a chance or convince myself shes already taken or actually have a conversation with her and lose all interest. If a girl has gotten with a friend or a guy im not fond of its automatically a no-go unless shes really special.

Had the same problem, but it has got better.

[Bronson]

I just found a sizable pack of Benzos I had forgotten about. Medically or mentally I have no need for them anymore. I told myself not to use them. Two days later I decided I am gonna eat them for fun. I am not really the type to get addicted, but I am wondering If I risk some long-term mental damage in eating them. Feeling a bit guilty I guess.

[Doctor Handsome]

I don't watch Youtube videos posted on here unless they're less than a minute long or so. It's probably a more serious problem than the guy's above me.

[Joe Pesci]

i dont read peoples posts unless they have positive rep. if people keep kooking you, obviously you say some stupid shit not worth reading

[Gnarwhal]

i dont read peoples posts unless they have positive rep. if people keep kooking you, obviously you say some stupid shit not worth reading

i'm gonna kook you every day until youve got a negative rep, oh wait you wont read this because ive got a negative rep...

[smokecrack]

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i dont read peoples posts unless they have positive rep. if people keep kooking you, obviously you say some stupid shit not worth reading

[close]

i'm gonna kook you every day until youve got a negative rep, oh wait you wont read this because ive got a negative rep...

imma do this too. have him become one of the bad boys of SLAP and shit.

(he's tripping though, COTG, Gipper and rawb are like the core of this place. they are the kookmasters and should be treated with respect, god dang it.)

[tre killa]

i dont read peoples posts unless they have positive rep. if people keep kooking you, obviously you say some stupid shit not worth reading

Your rep is going on a steady decline from now on.

[Joe Pesci]

hahahaha cool. but to correct a post above... rawbs rep has been reverted to positive, so its in the thousands, where it actually should be.

[Gnarwhal]

hahahaha cool. but to correct a post above... rawbs rep has been reverted to positive, so its in the thousands, where it actually should be.

to correct that post you had to read it, and his rep is negative

[Doctor Handsome]

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hahahaha cool. but to correct a post above... rawbs rep has been reverted to positive, so its in the thousands, where it actually should be.

[close]

to correct that post you had to read it, and his rep is negative

I would be upset that he's such a hypocrite, but he's in my favorite movie (Home Alone 2: Lost In New York), so I'll let it go.

[BraveUlysses]

i dont read peoples posts unless they have positive rep. if people keep kooking you, obviously you say some stupid shit not worth reading

That's dumb, Justis has a high rep but he's almost as lame as Austin.

[Truancy]

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i dont read peoples posts unless they have positive rep. if people keep kooking you, obviously you say some stupid shit not worth reading

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That's dumb, Justis has a high rep but he's almost as lame as Austin.

Skater Austin tries hard as fuck to be edgy or 'hardcore' or some shit.

Justis naturally fills you with good vibes and adolescent memories.

There really isn't a comparison.

[BraveUlysses]

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i dont read peoples posts unless they have positive rep. if people keep kooking you, obviously you say some stupid shit not worth reading

[close]

That's dumb, Justis has a high rep but he's almost as lame as Austin.

[close]

Skater Austin tries hard as fuck to be edgy or 'hardcore' or some shit. Justis naturally fills you with good vibes and adolescent memories. There really isn't a comparison.

Nah, I feel like Justis tries hard to let everyone know he's sexually active.

[Truancy]

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i dont read peoples posts unless they have positive rep. if people keep kooking you, obviously you say some stupid shit not worth reading

[close]

That's dumb, Justis has a high rep but he's almost as lame as Austin.

[close]

Skater Austin tries hard as fuck to be edgy or 'hardcore' or some shit. Justis naturally fills you with good vibes and adolescent memories. There really isn't a comparison.

[close]

Nah, I feel like Justis tries hard to let everyone know he's sexually active.

He's 15, that might be the biggest part of his life right now. It'll shine through in his posting.

[Gnarwhal]

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i dont read peoples posts unless they have positive rep. if people keep kooking you, obviously you say some stupid shit not worth reading

[close]

That's dumb, Justis has a high rep but he's almost as lame as Austin.

[close]

Skater Austin tries hard as fuck to be edgy or 'hardcore' or some shit. Justis naturally fills you with good vibes and adolescent memories. There really isn't a comparison.

[close]

Nah, I feel like Justis tries hard to let everyone know he's sexually active.

and i'm sure justis is a better skater than austin

[Justis]

i've just been posting whatever im doin because im bored and my legs fucked. but okay dudes

[Doogie Howser Ph.D.]

Duck duck goose?

[Filip]

I fucking hate eye to eye contact, also I need my personal space, if somebody goes closer than 1 foot near me, I go nuts in my head, and start freaking out..  Because of this, last time I had a girlfriend was probably 3 years ago... I had a date yesterday actually, but I blew it, and I couldnt talk about anything but school until I drank two or three beers, then I started to act cool.  I know that this girl is into me, and I like her, but I have no interest in a releationship.

I had a normal job about once or twice in my life, I fucking hate to work for somebody other than my father.
I hate my college..Seriously, I have no idea why I picked up law study..
I cant stop smoking and I hate myself for that.
Im fucking lazy, and I do everything last-minute.
I have only a few good friends, that I have known for the last probably 10-11 years, and no interest of meeting new people at all. I pretty much hate anyone else.
I have no problem to curse out little kids that lurk at skatepark and play hockey and shit.. Almost every week some little boy or girl goes home crying because I tell them to fuck off and call them cunts and bitches. I have no idea why I do it, but they drive me crazy even if they just sit and stare at us skating.
I would say that Im pretty calm and nice guy when Im sober, but If Im drunk, Im the biggest bitch ever, and bitch about everybody and everything that is in the bar or somewhere. And I fuckin love it. 
My favourite skater of all time would probably be Muska, or Chris Cole.

[Laestadius]

My girlfriend doesn't want to perform oral sex on me because she doesn't want my HPV. And I hate using condoms.