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Re: real confessions
« Reply #180 on: December 08, 2006, 04:54:29 PM »
i sometimes see little kids and think if i could ollie them on flats. ones that are just able to stand, i want to have a kid just so i can ollie him and not get a lawsuit. i think that would make for some bad ass footy

ha i did that to my friend's brother when he was like three, and she totally flipped out on me for doing it. pretty stupid stuff, I look back on it now and think wtf would have happend if my back truck smacked him in the face?

and to that guy who said eminem is a lyrical genius, what the fuck? I was ripped awhile ago and my friend found his brothers old eminem cd..we popped it in..and listened. that stuff is garbage! seriously, I'de rather listen to all that swishahouse stuff for days than be forced to listen to that cd once more

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #181 on: December 08, 2006, 05:13:49 PM »
eminem is a great fucking lyricist

stop trying to be cool

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #182 on: December 08, 2006, 06:09:28 PM »
eminem is a great fucking lyricist

stop trying to be cool


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #183 on: December 08, 2006, 08:55:17 PM »
the only girl ive ever loved i have never been in a relationship with, and ive cried, not any cry like serious bawling, more than once.

i dont like going out in fear of seeing someone i know and having to have a conversation with them

my best freiend stole the girl listed above, ive had the oppurtunity to beat his ass but have never done so on account of the deep past. some times he comes up to me to say hi, when i could blow up at him i dont.

every day since the day my grandma died ive been digging my self a little deeper.

last night i recieved my first lap dance, i felt bad for the girl not because she was a stripper but because i have a harsh scab on my hand and she insisted i groped her tits.

ihave horrible anxiety and once when high almost gave myself a heart attack.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #184 on: December 08, 2006, 10:20:51 PM »
i'd rather post on message boards than write....

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #185 on: December 08, 2006, 11:03:11 PM »
is it me or is jamie switch flip wallenburg seriously posting on slap now?

alot of friends say i have an asian girl fetish since ive been with two, i confess, i fetish asian girls

im scared to ollie down 4 stairs

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #186 on: December 09, 2006, 02:15:48 AM »
I had a one night stand with a girl last night.  I was drunk and don't remember anything...

it's my younger brother's ex girlfriend...

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I'm highly allergic to ferrets, apparently.  fuck animals.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #187 on: December 09, 2006, 03:25:49 AM »
is it me or is jamie switch flip wallenburg seriously posting on slap now?

alot of friends say i have an asian girl fetish since ive been with two, i confess, i fetish asian girls

im scared to ollie down 4 stairs




I think it's time you confess your fear of coherence.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #188 on: December 09, 2006, 11:02:35 AM »
I'm 16.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #189 on: December 10, 2006, 10:29:46 AM »
im scared of girls

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #190 on: December 10, 2006, 09:36:47 PM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #191 on: December 11, 2006, 04:02:21 AM »
last night i recieved my first lap dance, i felt bad for the girl not because she was a stripper but because i have a harsh scab on my hand and she insisted i groped her tits.
Are you serious??? This just made me laugh soo hard...
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #192 on: December 11, 2006, 05:40:58 PM »
-I'm very nonconfrontational and this allows people to take advantage of me and I know it but don't do anything about it.
-I'm scared of getting in a fight but I always daydream about beating up people.



same here. I take alot of anger and store it inside rather than confronting the source of it, which is not such a good thing

-I don't have a definite group of friends that I can always count on and that I always hang out with. I tend to make friends with individuals rather than groups (because I can't stand the dynamics and other people within one). Yet at the same time, I'm rather envious of those that have a system like that set up

-I can't relate very well to skaters I meet, so I mainly skate by myself

-If theres someone I dislike skating at a park I'm at, it somehow affects the way I skate

-I pee in the shower all the time, even if I'm at someone else's house
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #193 on: December 11, 2006, 05:42:45 PM »
i dont have a cell phone cause i know no one will call it
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #194 on: December 11, 2006, 06:21:22 PM »
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-I'm very nonconfrontational and this allows people to take advantage of me and I know it but don't do anything about it.
-I'm scared of getting in a fight but I always daydream about beating up people.
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same here. I take alot of anger and store it inside rather than confronting the source of it, which is not such a good thing

-I don't have a definite group of friends that I can always count on and that I always hang out with. I tend to make friends with individuals rather than groups (because I can't stand the dynamics and other people within one). Yet at the same time, I'm rather envious of those that have a system like that set up

-I can't relate very well to skaters I meet, so I mainly skate by myself

-If theres someone I dislike skating at a park I'm at, it somehow affects the way I skate

-I pee in the shower all the time, even if I'm at someone else's house

oh man that is me

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #195 on: December 11, 2006, 09:53:29 PM »
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-I'm very nonconfrontational and this allows people to take advantage of me and I know it but don't do anything about it.
-I'm scared of getting in a fight but I always daydream about beating up people.
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same here. I take alot of anger and store it inside rather than confronting the source of it, which is not such a good thing

-I don't have a definite group of friends that I can always count on and that I always hang out with. I tend to make friends with individuals rather than groups (because I can't stand the dynamics and other people within one). Yet at the same time, I'm rather envious of those that have a system like that set up

-I can't relate very well to skaters I meet, so I mainly skate by myself

-If theres someone I dislike skating at a park I'm at, it somehow affects the way I skate



I have the same problem, especially the enzy one.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #196 on: December 12, 2006, 02:57:37 PM »
- i'm 18 and only obtained my actual driving permit today.
- i go through phases of social detachment; for weeks at a time i thrive on solitude.
- i'm terrible with eye contact when talking to most people.
- i played soccer from age 6 until age 11, and after accidentally scoring a goal for the wrong team and having my self-esteem utterly shit on by former teammates for almost a year, my career in team sports was over forever.
- i seriously hate the concept and structure of modern schooling, but i have a 4.0 gpa anyway.
- i like to tell myself that moving away for college will change my life, but i know it probably won't.
- i feel outcast among even my closest friends nowadays.
- i like going to the local skatepark once in awhile so i can be reminded of how much i hate it.
- i see nothing wrong with brown cords nor vulcanized shoes.
- i know this might change as adulthood approaches, but babies seriously annoy the living shit out of me.
- dealing with females has become almost a chore.
- dystopian novels and stories fascinate me.  feeling hopeless is kind of comforting in a way.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #197 on: December 13, 2006, 03:24:01 PM »
I'm gay. No really, I have had a partner for over 10 years.

Anybody with half a brain who has been on the boards from the early days should have been able to figure it out by the way I ridiculed people for resorting to calling people "fags" as a put-down. It should have especially been evident when I ripped into Beans for saying he didn't see a problem with killing gays.

I am out to my friends and family and they are supportive. I guess I am pretty much out completely now...

...just don't expect me to start using hair gel and dress any differently.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #198 on: December 13, 2006, 03:29:45 PM »
so to be a moderator you either have to be gay or vegan
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« Reply #199 on: December 13, 2006, 03:31:12 PM »
I'm gay. No really, I have had a partner for over 10 years.

Anybody with half a brain who has been on the boards from the early days should have been able to figure it out by the way I ridiculed people for resorting to calling people "fags" as a put-down. It should have especially been evident when I ripped into Beans for saying he didn't see a problem with killing gays.

I am out to my friends and family and they are supportive. I guess I am pretty much out completely now...

...just don't expect me to start using hair gel and dress any differently.


thats some hard shit to come out with man, congrats on not being a coward and being held down by what everyone else is gonna think. i have 2 friends from when i was a kid who are both gay, know eachother, and dont know the other one is gay because they are scared of what everyone will think of them. whenever its brought up (which is rare because i really dont give a shit, as long as they keep skating) i get kind of mad that everyones gotta be that harsh about an issue that shouldnt be an issue and they explain how hard it is emotionally to hide it but its even harder to try and tell someone about it. i wish everyone would stop acting like its some sort of fucked up disease and just get over it. hell it should be good news, it means its one less person whos going to try and nail your girlfriend while youre out of town.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #200 on: December 13, 2006, 03:43:32 PM »
no you either need to be a vegan or a gay vegetarian to be a moderator
You have me mistaken with someone that is important.

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« Reply #201 on: December 13, 2006, 04:35:48 PM »
Beans was a fag, but not in the good way.

Tim's a good person and will always get a hug from me whenever I see him.

I'm not gay or a vegan/vegetarian but I'm a moderator. Not sure about Monster Network, but I'm pretty sure he has a longtime girlfriend/wife.

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« Reply #202 on: December 13, 2006, 06:34:34 PM »
i'm sure tim approves of your use of the word 'fag' as a put down

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« Reply #203 on: December 13, 2006, 06:43:31 PM »
no, beans was a fag

I've got nothing but respect for Isaac.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2006, 07:07:14 PM by tim »
You have me mistaken with someone that is important.

Yes, I'm gay. What of it?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #204 on: December 13, 2006, 06:49:38 PM »
the appleyard thread made me remember this....he 'yeah'd me in the summer when I landed something and I felt good inside...

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« Reply #205 on: December 13, 2006, 07:48:18 PM »
glad you took it the right way Tim. i know my humor can rub you the wrong way sometimes. hell, it rubs most people the wrong way.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #206 on: December 13, 2006, 07:57:14 PM »
tim, you still working at PC magazine?

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« Reply #207 on: December 13, 2006, 07:57:33 PM »
no, beans was a fag

I've got nothing but respect for Isaac.
likening beans to a fag is obviously a negative statement
a fag is a homosexual
so being a homosexual is negative?
thats my logic

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« Reply #208 on: December 13, 2006, 08:24:43 PM »
Isaac, I don't recall ever taking offense to your sense of humor.

eigh oh eight, I never worked at a PC magazine, had an interview at MacWorld and almost had it in the bag, but I think I ultimately asked for too much money. Been working here for a year and a half doing shirt design. http://www.cinderblock.com

halfjapanese, not sure if I could ever explain it...   actually it is very rare that I will use the word "fag" in writing or speach. I will, however, use the word "gay" in describing something that is stereotypically gay. I frequently make jokes me being gay or other gays, but more in a way of stating something that everyone is thinking anyway.

I see nothing negative about being gay other than having to put up with societies misconceptions and anymosity towards gays.
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« Reply #209 on: December 13, 2006, 10:42:52 PM »
i use 'gay' in a grade 6 kind of way....veg's is gonna chime in any moment....