real confessions

[SEAN PABLO]

I lost my tv remote and I immediately started thinking about offing myself.

dumb

[ROCKxADIO420]

I lost my tv remote and I immediately started thinking about offing myself.

lol u wont

[Made In China]

I am not really Rasul Allah.

Lately Ive gotten into buying clothes, mostly at trift stores and sales and trying on different clothing combinatios. It has a lot to do with me loosing a lot of weight and needing new clothes.

Maybe kind of reinventing myself in that aspect, I never particulary cared for clothes before. I know a portion of is for the purpose of trying to make a positive impression in other people, but thats not the whole truth. I really like it.

I have alays been super self-conscious about myself and now I seem to be becoming even more self-conscious about my appearance and clothing, perhaps comperable to a teenage girl before prom night.

I've been exactly like this lately too. I've actually had the money to get clothes and I started to actually care about the way they fit and how I look and all that crap. I feel almost as if having clothes I think look cool makes me more confident. Maybe it's a good thing.

So when summer started I made that post in here about being super depressed and lonely and someone said I should get a job. I actually did the week after that post and I swear, it helped a lot. I like all of my coworkers and we even hang out sometimes. Now I just need a girlfriend...

[pinche gringo]

I lost my tv remote and I immediately started thinking about offing myself.

It's hilarious when people walk past the TV several times looking for the remote instead of changing the channel by hand. Don't do anything rash the remote will turn up and you will once again hold dominion over your entertainment.

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I constantly type long paragraphs in this thread, then hit back because they all read like I am a whiny pussy.

this is definitely a whiny pussy thread

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I'm 14.

[dillanharp]

I hate my wife's family. She's amazing, even she doesn't really like her family. Her parents are alright, but everyone else, he brothers, cousins, their spouses, pure fucking hate. We have a baby shower coming up in 2 weeks and I can't drink at it, going to be the worst. Considering grabbing my brothers and homies and just going to a bar. She's Filipino. There are 80 people coming to this fucking thing, 15 are from my side.

[SEAN PABLO]

I hate my wife's family. She's amazing, even she doesn't really like her family. Her parents are alright, but everyone else, he brothers, cousins, their spouses, pure fucking hate. We have a baby shower coming up in 2 weeks and I can't drink at it, going to be the worst. Considering grabbing my brothers and homies and just going to a bar. She's Filipino. There are 80 people coming to this fucking thing, 15 are from my side.

fuckin grow up kook and understand the "pure fucking hate" you experience is your own doing

[dillanharp]

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I hate my wife's family. She's amazing, even she doesn't really like her family. Her parents are alright, but everyone else, he brothers, cousins, their spouses, pure fucking hate. We have a baby shower coming up in 2 weeks and I can't drink at it, going to be the worst. Considering grabbing my brothers and homies and just going to a bar. She's Filipino. There are 80 people coming to this fucking thing, 15 are from my side.

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fuckin grow up kook and understand the "pure fucking hate" you experience is your own doing

Thanks internet troll.

[chockfullofthat]

You have an alcohol problem.

[paraquat]

I hate my wife's family. She's amazing, even she doesn't really like her family. Her parents are alright, but everyone else, he brothers, cousins, their spouses, pure fucking hate. We have a baby shower coming up in 2 weeks and I can't drink at it, going to be the worst. Considering grabbing my brothers and homies and just going to a bar. She's Filipino. There are 80 people coming to this fucking thing, 15 are from my side.

Whoa... You got it worse than me man. My in-laws are "straight laced" conservatives who accept (my) drinking. Going to family functions is strange because I am the only in-shape, happy male. This means all the pot bellied, depressed-with-their-job/wife guys always seem annoyed with my presence. Its cool though, at least we aren't pretending to be SEAN PABLO on the slap boards.

[dillanharp]

They're cool with drinking, it's just that there's so many people coming to this thing we had move it from her parents place and rent a venue, and the only one we could come up with doesn't have an alcohol permit. Her best friend works there too, so it's not like we can just say "fuck it" and get her in trouble you know? Regardless, I can't stand them, and I'm pretty sure they can't stand me.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

my girlfriends brother and and his fat as fuck girlfriend have been staying at my house and have just written their name on all their food in the fridge because i keep eating it. little do they know i found the secret stash of cookies under their bed and eat like 10 a day when they are at work. 

[Turtle Boy]

my girlfriends brother and and his fat as fuck girlfriend have been staying at my house and have just written their name on all their food in the fridge because i keep eating it. little do they know i found the secret stash of cookies under their bed and eat like 10 a day when they are at work. 

BRILLANT

[SEAN PABLO]

i watch the taxi scene in kids with chole and the old man like 10 times in a row the other day

[BraveUlysses]

My manager asked me if I go to church and I told him I did just because I knew he would view me differently if I told him about how I feel about religion. I thought it was pretty lame of him to bring that shit up tho.

[Bronson]

i watch the taxi scene in kids with chole and the old man like 10 times in a row the other day

I like it when she starts smiling.

[neko]

My manager asked me if I go to church and I told him I did just because I knew he would view me differently if I told him about how I feel about religion. I thought it was pretty lame of him to bring that shit up tho.

What country do you live in? That's pretty damn illegal in the US.

[malcyvelli]

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My manager asked me if I go to church and I told him I did just because I knew he would view me differently if I told him about how I feel about religion. I thought it was pretty lame of him to bring that shit up tho.

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What country do you live in? That's pretty damn illegal in the US.

only if you make decisions about their job based solely on that reasoning

[Bronson]

Its my birthday today. I always feel like shit on my birthdays. Christmas too.

[pizzarules]

my girlfriends brother and and his fat as fuck girlfriend have been staying at my house and have just written their name on all their food in the fridge because i keep eating it. little do they know i found the secret stash of cookies under their bed and eat like 10 a day when they are at work. 

I hate my wife's family. She's amazing, even she doesn't really like her family. Her parents are alright, but everyone else, he brothers, cousins, their spouses, pure fucking hate. We have a baby shower coming up in 2 weeks and I can't drink at it, going to be the worst. Considering grabbing my brothers and homies and just going to a bar. She's Filipino. There are 80 people coming to this fucking thing, 15 are from my side.

This is what I'm looking for!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although this isn't really, real confessions. There should be a new thread with this shit, titled great short stories or something. .

[WeirdBeach]

im just now developing what i think is a healthy sex life. my body and mind automatically connected sex with meth use for a LONG time.
since i first started having sex at 16 i was on meth or drunk. it's also a little disheartening not being able to fuck for 2 hours with no problem. also, if i try to watch porn my heart starts POUNDING just like when i was on drugs. because if i didn't  have a girl around it was porn for hours and hours and hours and HOURS. i just associate the act of searching for porn with meth use. so as a result i dont really watch much porn anymore.

[J.R.]

im just now developing what i think is a healthy sex life. my body and mind automatically connected sex with meth use for a LONG time.
since i first started having sex at 16 i was on meth or drunk. it's also a little disheartening not being able to fuck for 2 hours with no problem. also, if i try to watch porn my heart starts POUNDING just like when i was on drugs. because if i didn't  have a girl around it was porn for hours and hours and hours and HOURS. i just associate the act of searching for porn with meth use. so as a result i dont really watch much porn anymore.

Damn where do you live that meth is that prevalent?

[WeirdBeach]

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im just now developing what i think is a healthy sex life. my body and mind automatically connected sex with meth use for a LONG time.
since i first started having sex at 16 i was on meth or drunk. it's also a little disheartening not being able to fuck for 2 hours with no problem. also, if i try to watch porn my heart starts POUNDING just like when i was on drugs. because if i didn't  have a girl around it was porn for hours and hours and hours and HOURS. i just associate the act of searching for porn with meth use. so as a result i dont really watch much porn anymore.

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Damn where do you live that meth is that prevalent?

Los Angeles.

[Bronson]

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im just now developing what i think is a healthy sex life. my body and mind automatically connected sex with meth use for a LONG time.
since i first started having sex at 16 i was on meth or drunk. it's also a little disheartening not being able to fuck for 2 hours with no problem. also, if i try to watch porn my heart starts POUNDING just like when i was on drugs. because if i didn't  have a girl around it was porn for hours and hours and hours and HOURS. i just associate the act of searching for porn with meth use. so as a result i dont really watch much porn anymore.

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Damn where do you live that meth is that prevalent?

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Los Angeles.

I hear people always associating meth with sex, what exactly makes it such a good combination?

[neko]

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im just now developing what i think is a healthy sex life. my body and mind automatically connected sex with meth use for a LONG time.
since i first started having sex at 16 i was on meth or drunk. it's also a little disheartening not being able to fuck for 2 hours with no problem. also, if i try to watch porn my heart starts POUNDING just like when i was on drugs. because if i didn't  have a girl around it was porn for hours and hours and hours and HOURS. i just associate the act of searching for porn with meth use. so as a result i dont really watch much porn anymore.

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Damn where do you live that meth is that prevalent?

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Los Angeles.

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I hear people always associating meth with sex, what exactly makes it such a good combination?

I've never had sex on meth precisely, but sex on uppers in general = hours of sex and the dude never cums. But you're really into it, so basically just sex for hours and hours.

[SEAN PABLO]

its okay cause it happened in LA so its kind of rockstar i guess, look at it that way my advice is sound

[SEAN PABLO]

my confession- My chick on the side said she got one on the way, Man I'm thrown and I dont know what to do

[ChewyPoo]

Started with breaking up with my girlfriend ahwile back but had too she was hanging out with another dude doing e and going too bars and shit, i always offered to take her but she would alsways say she was too sad and depressed or didnt feel good etc which i believed cause in the past she was a cutter etc, she never wanted too fuck claiming she wasnt comfortable in her body etc but kept going out with this guy. It fucking hurt and i held it together for awhile just studying and skating but eventually i caught up with me and i dwelled on it, each time i went drinking it was never a good buzz and the last time i went out i got so fucking drunk but i never black out but i wasnt in control, to make a long story short, i ended up breaking into an empty apartment on the main street in town, people at the party i was at called the cops cause i went into a girls room and tried to pass out thinking it was the spare room. My friend ending up getting me up but was yelling at me pushing me and shit but i never tried to hit him, he gave me 3 or 4 shots too the face and i left, i ended up climblibg a fire escape later to get my phone and wallet, still really drunk i walked past a cop on the ouside balcony i had just climbed up while he was out there and past another inside and shut myself in the toilet they left i got my shit.
I ended up walking home at 7 or 8 in the morning and my parents were talking to me, i ended up hitting my dad a few times in the face and pushed my mum around, i was arrested at home a went into the cell for a couple days then spent about a week in a mental hospital.

Im just at a fucked point in life being 19 and not knowing myself and the world around me anymore, ive also lost my sex drive but occasionally jerk off, i hardly want too skate even though i love it. Ive started going to a meditation class and a Buddhist temple as ive been interested about that for the past year. Im sober and trying to sort my shit out, as eventually i want to become a physiotherapist but the motivation is just not there at the moment. This is my contribution.

[ice nine]

whyd you fight your parents