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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4080 on: September 12, 2013, 04:30:24 AM »
my girlfriends brother and and his fat as fuck girlfriend have been staying at my house and have just written their name on all their food in the fridge because i keep eating it. little do they know i found the secret stash of cookies under their bed and eat like 10 a day when they are at work. 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4081 on: September 12, 2013, 05:21:41 PM »
i watch the taxi scene in kids with chole and the old man like 10 times in a row the other day

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« Reply #4082 on: September 12, 2013, 05:36:34 PM »
My manager asked me if I go to church and I told him I did just because I knew he would view me differently if I told him about how I feel about religion. I thought it was pretty lame of him to bring that shit up tho.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4083 on: September 12, 2013, 10:15:38 PM »
i watch the taxi scene in kids with chole and the old man like 10 times in a row the other day
I like it when she starts smiling.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4084 on: September 12, 2013, 11:34:21 PM »
My manager asked me if I go to church and I told him I did just because I knew he would view me differently if I told him about how I feel about religion. I thought it was pretty lame of him to bring that shit up tho.

What country do you live in? That's pretty damn illegal in the US.

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« Reply #4085 on: September 13, 2013, 02:37:01 AM »
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My manager asked me if I go to church and I told him I did just because I knew he would view me differently if I told him about how I feel about religion. I thought it was pretty lame of him to bring that shit up tho.
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What country do you live in? That's pretty damn illegal in the US.

only if you make decisions about their job based solely on that reasoning

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4086 on: September 13, 2013, 11:02:30 AM »
Its my birthday today. I always feel like shit on my birthdays. Christmas too.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4087 on: September 13, 2013, 08:21:12 PM »
my girlfriends brother and and his fat as fuck girlfriend have been staying at my house and have just written their name on all their food in the fridge because i keep eating it. little do they know i found the secret stash of cookies under their bed and eat like 10 a day when they are at work. 
I hate my wife's family. She's amazing, even she doesn't really like her family. Her parents are alright, but everyone else, he brothers, cousins, their spouses, pure fucking hate. We have a baby shower coming up in 2 weeks and I can't drink at it, going to be the worst. Considering grabbing my brothers and homies and just going to a bar. She's Filipino. There are 80 people coming to this fucking thing, 15 are from my side.

This is what I'm looking for!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although this isn't really, real confessions. There should be a new thread with this shit, titled great short stories or something. .

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« Reply #4088 on: September 13, 2013, 11:39:10 PM »
im just now developing what i think is a healthy sex life. my body and mind automatically connected sex with meth use for a LONG time.
since i first started having sex at 16 i was on meth or drunk. it's also a little disheartening not being able to fuck for 2 hours with no problem. also, if i try to watch porn my heart starts POUNDING just like when i was on drugs. because if i didn't  have a girl around it was porn for hours and hours and hours and HOURS. i just associate the act of searching for porn with meth use. so as a result i dont really watch much porn anymore.



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4089 on: September 14, 2013, 12:54:36 AM »
im just now developing what i think is a healthy sex life. my body and mind automatically connected sex with meth use for a LONG time.
since i first started having sex at 16 i was on meth or drunk. it's also a little disheartening not being able to fuck for 2 hours with no problem. also, if i try to watch porn my heart starts POUNDING just like when i was on drugs. because if i didn't  have a girl around it was porn for hours and hours and hours and HOURS. i just associate the act of searching for porn with meth use. so as a result i dont really watch much porn anymore.

Damn where do you live that meth is that prevalent?

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« Reply #4090 on: September 14, 2013, 01:10:39 AM »
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im just now developing what i think is a healthy sex life. my body and mind automatically connected sex with meth use for a LONG time.
since i first started having sex at 16 i was on meth or drunk. it's also a little disheartening not being able to fuck for 2 hours with no problem. also, if i try to watch porn my heart starts POUNDING just like when i was on drugs. because if i didn't  have a girl around it was porn for hours and hours and hours and HOURS. i just associate the act of searching for porn with meth use. so as a result i dont really watch much porn anymore.
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Damn where do you live that meth is that prevalent?
Los Angeles.



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4091 on: September 14, 2013, 03:04:51 PM »
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im just now developing what i think is a healthy sex life. my body and mind automatically connected sex with meth use for a LONG time.
since i first started having sex at 16 i was on meth or drunk. it's also a little disheartening not being able to fuck for 2 hours with no problem. also, if i try to watch porn my heart starts POUNDING just like when i was on drugs. because if i didn't  have a girl around it was porn for hours and hours and hours and HOURS. i just associate the act of searching for porn with meth use. so as a result i dont really watch much porn anymore.
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Damn where do you live that meth is that prevalent?
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Los Angeles.
I hear people always associating meth with sex, what exactly makes it such a good combination?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4092 on: September 14, 2013, 06:06:18 PM »
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im just now developing what i think is a healthy sex life. my body and mind automatically connected sex with meth use for a LONG time.
since i first started having sex at 16 i was on meth or drunk. it's also a little disheartening not being able to fuck for 2 hours with no problem. also, if i try to watch porn my heart starts POUNDING just like when i was on drugs. because if i didn't  have a girl around it was porn for hours and hours and hours and HOURS. i just associate the act of searching for porn with meth use. so as a result i dont really watch much porn anymore.
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Damn where do you live that meth is that prevalent?
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Los Angeles.
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I hear people always associating meth with sex, what exactly makes it such a good combination?

I've never had sex on meth precisely, but sex on uppers in general = hours of sex and the dude never cums. But you're really into it, so basically just sex for hours and hours.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4093 on: September 16, 2013, 06:23:26 PM »
its okay cause it happened in LA so its kind of rockstar i guess, look at it that way my advice is sound

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4094 on: September 16, 2013, 06:38:33 PM »
my confession- My chick on the side said she got one on the way, Man I'm thrown and I dont know what to do

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« Reply #4095 on: September 17, 2013, 01:34:25 AM »
Started with breaking up with my girlfriend ahwile back but had too she was hanging out with another dude doing e and going too bars and shit, i always offered to take her but she would alsways say she was too sad and depressed or didnt feel good etc which i believed cause in the past she was a cutter etc, she never wanted too fuck claiming she wasnt comfortable in her body etc but kept going out with this guy. It fucking hurt and i held it together for awhile just studying and skating but eventually i caught up with me and i dwelled on it, each time i went drinking it was never a good buzz and the last time i went out i got so fucking drunk but i never black out but i wasnt in control, to make a long story short, i ended up breaking into an empty apartment on the main street in town, people at the party i was at called the cops cause i went into a girls room and tried to pass out thinking it was the spare room. My friend ending up getting me up but was yelling at me pushing me and shit but i never tried to hit him, he gave me 3 or 4 shots too the face and i left, i ended up climblibg a fire escape later to get my phone and wallet, still really drunk i walked past a cop on the ouside balcony i had just climbed up while he was out there and past another inside and shut myself in the toilet they left i got my shit.
I ended up walking home at 7 or 8 in the morning and my parents were talking to me, i ended up hitting my dad a few times in the face and pushed my mum around, i was arrested at home a went into the cell for a couple days then spent about a week in a mental hospital.

Im just at a fucked point in life being 19 and not knowing myself and the world around me anymore, ive also lost my sex drive but occasionally jerk off, i hardly want too skate even though i love it. Ive started going to a meditation class and a Buddhist temple as ive been interested about that for the past year. Im sober and trying to sort my shit out, as eventually i want to become a physiotherapist but the motivation is just not there at the moment. This is my contribution.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4096 on: September 17, 2013, 02:25:19 AM »
whyd you fight your parents
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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« Reply #4097 on: September 17, 2013, 03:16:10 AM »
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im just now developing what i think is a healthy sex life. my body and mind automatically connected sex with meth use for a LONG time.
since i first started having sex at 16 i was on meth or drunk. it's also a little disheartening not being able to fuck for 2 hours with no problem. also, if i try to watch porn my heart starts POUNDING just like when i was on drugs. because if i didn't  have a girl around it was porn for hours and hours and hours and HOURS. i just associate the act of searching for porn with meth use. so as a result i dont really watch much porn anymore.
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Damn where do you live that meth is that prevalent?
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Los Angeles.
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I hear people always associating meth with sex, what exactly makes it such a good combination?
it just makes some people horny as shit I guess.if its really good stuff, then the body high is insane.Your inhibitions are down which is really fucking dangerous. For me it's the  combo of xanax,speed,booze and porn or boning or both that would probably end up killing me somehow.



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4098 on: September 17, 2013, 03:53:49 AM »
whyd you fight your parents

I was still just fucking drunk and had a lingering resentment for my father, pretty lame

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« Reply #4099 on: September 17, 2013, 04:46:24 AM »
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My manager asked me if I go to church and I told him I did just because I knew he would view me differently if I told him about how I feel about religion. I thought it was pretty lame of him to bring that shit up tho.
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What country do you live in? That's pretty damn illegal in the US.
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only if you make decisions about their job based solely on that reasoning
I'm in America and I wouldn't be surprised if he made a decision about my job based on my views on religion. He is definitely the type that would get offended if I told him I don't really believe in anything.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4100 on: September 17, 2013, 11:22:10 AM »
yall motherfuckers need to let Lil B into your heart then your life wouldnt suck so bad
would you rather read an abudabi post or have a screwdriver shoved up your ass?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4101 on: September 17, 2013, 07:06:02 PM »
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im just now developing what i think is a healthy sex life. my body and mind automatically connected sex with meth use for a LONG time.
since i first started having sex at 16 i was on meth or drunk. it's also a little disheartening not being able to fuck for 2 hours with no problem. also, if i try to watch porn my heart starts POUNDING just like when i was on drugs. because if i didn't  have a girl around it was porn for hours and hours and hours and HOURS. i just associate the act of searching for porn with meth use. so as a result i dont really watch much porn anymore.
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Damn where do you live that meth is that prevalent?
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Los Angeles.
You could have also just said "The United States of America."

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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« Reply #4102 on: September 17, 2013, 07:11:40 PM »
meth barely exists on the east coast

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4103 on: September 17, 2013, 07:38:28 PM »
meth barely exists on the east coast

where do you live babe?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4104 on: September 17, 2013, 08:42:19 PM »
I put on a lot of weight recently because eating food is my main coping mechanism and my skating has suffered severely. I'm on the highest dosage of Prozac allowed (80mg), but I don't feel like it does anything. Seeing attractive women makes me want to suicide. Pretty much everything does that to me though. If I wasn't such a coward I would have done it already. I hate both my psychiatrist and my therapist.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4105 on: September 17, 2013, 09:17:20 PM »
I put on a lot of weight recently because eating food is my main coping mechanism and my skating has suffered severely. I'm on the highest dosage of Prozac allowed (80mg), but I don't feel like it does anything. Seeing attractive women makes me want to suicide. Pretty much everything does that to me though. If I wasn't such a coward I would have done it already. I hate both my psychiatrist and my therapist.

ive had that id do it if i werent such a pussy mentality and it sucks man.  I wish there were something i could do to help but there really isnt much, you pretty much have to do it on your own, which you CAN do
would you rather read an abudabi post or have a screwdriver shoved up your ass?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4106 on: September 17, 2013, 09:31:00 PM »
I put on a lot of weight recently because eating food is my main coping mechanism and my skating has suffered severely. I'm on the highest dosage of Prozac allowed (80mg), but I don't feel like it does anything. Seeing attractive women makes me want to suicide. Pretty much everything does that to me though. If I wasn't such a coward I would have done it already. I hate both my psychiatrist and my therapist.

If you don't mind me asking, what's the real difference between your psychiatrist and therapist? My only advice that's worthwhile for you is to keep doing what makes you happy, I know skating will always put me in a good mood and in my darkest times I didn't skate for long periods of time. Emphasize the little good things that happen to you in life. It's all you can do on a day to day basis to make it feel right.

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« Reply #4107 on: September 17, 2013, 09:31:36 PM »
leetgeek if you kill yourself ill kook you so hard

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« Reply #4108 on: September 17, 2013, 09:32:49 PM »
HAPPINESS CANT BE BOUGHT OR SOLD
BUT THEIR JOBS DEPEND ON YOUR SICKNESS

OF COURSE THIS IS NOT WORKING

MOST PILLS ARE PLACEBOS

CHANGE MEAT FOR FRUIT
STOP JERKIN OFF

YOU LL NOTICE THE CHANGE DAY BY DAY, WEEK TO WEEK, MONTH TO MONTH
PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING YOU

THANK GOD IN ADVANCE
YOU RE HEALED BRO
BELIEVE IT

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4109 on: September 17, 2013, 09:36:14 PM »
nah you just need those antipsychotics bruh