real confessions

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

OK WTF

just had my first EVER wet dream about some chick from highschool that i HATED, except at the end of the dream i pee'd in her pussy instead of busting a nut, then i woke up and i felt wetness down there but luckily i had busted a nut not wet the bed

[Numeral]

I been with the girl who's gonna be my wife in a couple of months since like forever, ever since I've been with her I cleaned up my act and have been an honest faithful guy.

rewind to 6 months back, I met this chick at work and it was like a fucking chemical reaction, we both are in relationships but people can tell the mutual atraction, my motto in life has always been regret what you do, never regret what you didn't do. in two months I'm supposed to get married but I've been thinking about seriously going after this chick from work. I cannot control myself when I'm around her, it's like everything else just shuts off when I'm around her and people have noticed and told me that it's like we go into our own world and forget the rest.

it's making me feel terrible because I never thought I'd find myself in a situation like this.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

OH MARGIE
YOU CAME AND YOU GAVE ME A TURKEY
ON MY VACATION AWAYYYY FROM WORKEY

[shark tits]

"my motto in life has always been regret what you do, never regret what you didn't do."
oh and by the way, if you see your mother this wkend be sure and tell her SATAN SATAN SATAN!!!!!!

[Numeral]

will do.

[ROCKxADIO420]

sark tits knows

[smokecrack]

my motto in life has always been regret what you do, never regret what you didn't do.

i made up a motto for my life when i was like 12 or 13 and it was "losers dream; winners make dreams come true."

i still have not been able to shake off my lame ass personal motto. maybe when i'm 45 and severely overweight and alone and sad and bitter about life i'll have an epiphany and realize it was all prophetic or something.

anyway, this is the ultimate test for whether or not you are meant to spend the rest of your life with this woman. no one on this forum can tell you what you should do in this situation. it is solely up to you to determine if the attraction to your co-worker is too much for you to resist or not (and to discover if giving in to temptation will be worth it in the long run).

good luck, man.

[Turtle Boy]

I been with the girl who's gonna be my wife in a couple of months since like forever, ever since I've been with her I cleaned up my act and have been an honest faithful guy.

rewind to 6 months back, I met this chick at work and it was like a fucking chemical reaction, we both are in relationships but people can tell the mutual atraction, my motto in life has always been regret what you do, never regret what you didn't do. in two months I'm supposed to get married but I've been thinking about seriously going after this chick from work. I cannot control myself when I'm around her, it's like everything else just shuts off when I'm around her and people have noticed and told me that it's like we go into our own world and forget the rest.

it's making me feel terrible because I never thought I'd find myself in a situation like this.

I've been in a close situation, I ended up having some kind of affair with the new girl, then ended breaking up with the girls I was for years, then did nothing more with the new girls because I didn't want to. That new girl just made me realize I wasn't actually happy with my girl at the moment. Now I'm with another girl that has nothing to do with both of these girls and never been so happy...

There is no conclusion to this story, and I'm not saying you should do something, but think if you are really in love with your current love, and it's not the fact that you are used to her being in your life.

[L33Tg33k]

Been looking up nitrogen and helium canister prices. Looks like helium is the way to go.

[JB]

I been with the girl who's gonna be my wife in a couple of months since like forever, ever since I've been with her I cleaned up my act and have been an honest faithful guy.

rewind to 6 months back, I met this chick at work and it was like a fucking chemical reaction, we both are in relationships but people can tell the mutual atraction, my motto in life has always been regret what you do, never regret what you didn't do. in two months I'm supposed to get married but I've been thinking about seriously going after this chick from work. I cannot control myself when I'm around her, it's like everything else just shuts off when I'm around her and people have noticed and told me that it's like we go into our own world and forget the rest.

it's making me feel terrible because I never thought I'd find myself in a situation like this.

it sounds like you just described this movie.

[Bronson]

"my motto in life has always been regret what you do, never regret what you didn't do."
oh and by the way, if you see your mother this wkend be sure and tell her SATAN SATAN SATAN!!!!!!

DUN DO DO DOOO - DUN DO DO DOO  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Lately I´ve been having lots of existential issues and moments of deep depression. Than I realize that I´m just hungry.

[Bronson]

Been looking up nitrogen and helium canister prices. Looks like helium is the way to go.

Just for fun or for killing yourself?

[L33Tg33k]

Por que no los dos?

[Bronson]

Yeah, i was about to say that but than I thought it might make me look bad.

[L33Tg33k]

I try to remain flippant about it.

[pencil]

i used to be big in to nitrogen for a couple months
i was fine, dont feel too fucked from it, but stopped
someone gave me "free whip its" cause he didnt want to carry them in his backpack at school
they turned out to be co2
fuck my lungs have never hurt so bad

[shark tits]

i had a friend off himself in maui w/ some kinda gas but from experience heroin is the way to go. once upon a time in baton rouge me and 'country' did a bad w/ this broad. she fell out in the driver's seat [parked at the levy near catfish banks] and we got her out the car, CPR called 911 and saved her. the cops let me keep my needle and told me 'my advice is do not go back to arkansas' and we went about our day. fuckin ingrate bitch goes on to complain we gave her lice. i told people i have half a mind to not save her again but you can get charged w/ murder for that. i've saved other people before and regretted it. the friends i haven't been there to save, i regret that too.

[pencil]

that got kinda deep shark tits

[Jim and Dan]

i used to be big in to ?nitrogen? for a couple months
i was fine, dont feel too fucked from it, but stopped
someone gave me "free whip its" cause he didnt want to carry them in his backpack at school
they turned out to be co2
fuck my lungs have never hurt so bad

That nitrogen must have froze those lungs up solid boy!

Nitrous Oxide can be a real siren, especially when you have 50+ lbs of it...

Where in the samhain does Tit's pull these stories out of?

On a rather lighter note...

I wear perfume; this is some handcrafted old world shit though.

Get it direct from my girl in Oman, made in a small tribal village with only the finest fragrances.

The stuff smells amazing, nothing like what we would normally associate with perfume.

[Jim and Dan]

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So, i've been realizing in the last couple months i just don't really give a shit about anything.

All last semester i just smoked weed and barely passed a few of my classes, failing one. Im an engineering student and the classes are fucking hard. I'm a senior now so i don't have much left to go. But i also just want to do good in school because i feel obligated to. I'm a nice guy i think, i never get mad at my friends or get into any fights whatsoever. But im always the dude to dip from the bar or anywhere earlier then the rest of the group, just cuz im bored or don't care about whats going on.

Also, i feel like i go for chicks that are too hot for me and i won't be satisfied to have a legit girlfriend unless she's a straight dime (in my eyes). I ignore the signs that a girl isn't good for me, like chicks that text one word answers that probably have no brain and i wouldn't be interested in anyway.

I love skating obviously, and i do have some days where im hyped and in a good mood. But most of my days are just trying to speed the day up to get to the next. I skate a ton, but its really all i enjoy doing. I've been feeling very disconnected socially these last few months, and i guess it just get spilled out in increments on SLAP.

I've been justifying all of my unhappiness with the fact that i'm so close to getting my degree, that once i do, i'll move immediately to california or colorado to start my life completely over. I don't know if that will really make me happy, but i feel like Indiana (where i live) is just dragging me down.

I need SLAP advice. Even stupid shit, it might make me crack a smile.

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Me and you sound like we're in the same state.  I blew it this past semester at school, have wrecked myself over a girl, and have had no motivation to do anything other than sleep and listen to music alone in my room.  Paraquat has it covered advice wise, so i'll just say that there are people feeling equally weird and fucked up.  

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I feel you all.

I just failed my last semester of college and got suspended. F, F, NC, F. I smoked weed pretty much daily, I'd like to think that didn't have an effect on failing but I'm most likely kidding myself. Multiple times I straight up left parties by myself, walked back to my dorm alone, cause I was having shitty cynical thoughts "everyones the same boring cookiecutter". The few friends I had at school were based on weed and music and I didn't really do anything but those two things.

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So, i've been realizing in the last couple months i just don't really give a shit about anything.

All last semester i just smoked weed and barely passed a few of my classes, failing one. Im an engineering student and the classes are fucking hard. I'm a senior now so i don't have much left to go. But i also just want to do good in school because i feel obligated to. I'm a nice guy i think, i never get mad at my friends or get into any fights whatsoever. But im always the dude to dip from the bar or anywhere earlier then the rest of the group, just cuz im bored or don't care about whats going on.

Also, i feel like i go for chicks that are too hot for me and i won't be satisfied to have a legit girlfriend unless she's a straight dime (in my eyes). I ignore the signs that a girl isn't good for me, like chicks that text one word answers that probably have no brain and i wouldn't be interested in anyway.

I love skating obviously, and i do have some days where im hyped and in a good mood. But most of my days are just trying to speed the day up to get to the next. I skate a ton, but its really all i enjoy doing. I've been feeling very disconnected socially these last few months, and i guess it just get spilled out in increments on SLAP.

I've been justifying all of my unhappiness with the fact that i'm so close to getting my degree, that once i do, i'll move immediately to california or colorado to start my life completely over. I don't know if that will really make me happy, but i feel like Indiana (where i live) is just dragging me down.

I need SLAP advice. Even stupid shit, it might make me crack a smile.

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Me and you sound like we're in the same state.  I blew it this past semester at school, have wrecked myself over a girl, and have had no motivation to do anything other than sleep and listen to music alone in my room.  Paraquat has it covered advice wise, so i'll just say that there are people feeling equally weird and fucked up. 

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I feel you all.

I just failed my last semester of college and got suspended. F, F, NC, F. I smoked weed pretty much daily, I'd like to think that didn't have an effect on failing but I'm most likely kidding myself. Multiple times I straight up left parties by myself, walked back to my dorm alone, cause I was having shitty cynical thoughts "everyones the same boring cookiecutter". The few friends I had at school were based on weed and music and I didn't really do anything but those two things.

That is a light sentiment at best...

When I would go to parties in college, I seriously may have wished systemic violence upon many of my fellow "colleagues".

I was also a serious drug addict...

Literally frightened that these were the people filling the jobs of tomorrow.

Your plight is more common than you think, you're still young and have plenty of time to reach that comfortable conclusion.

I was on the no one of insanity at your point, ready to check myself into Bellevue. 

Sounds cliche, but things will get better; trust someone who's been to the bottom and back.

[Jim and Dan]

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So, i've been realizing in the last couple months i just don't really give a shit about anything.

All last semester i just smoked weed and barely passed a few of my classes, failing one. Im an engineering student and the classes are fucking hard. I'm a senior now so i don't have much left to go. But i also just want to do good in school because i feel obligated to. I'm a nice guy i think, i never get mad at my friends or get into any fights whatsoever. But im always the dude to dip from the bar or anywhere earlier then the rest of the group, just cuz im bored or don't care about whats going on.

Also, i feel like i go for chicks that are too hot for me and i won't be satisfied to have a legit girlfriend unless she's a straight dime (in my eyes). I ignore the signs that a girl isn't good for me, like chicks that text one word answers that probably have no brain and i wouldn't be interested in anyway.

I love skating obviously, and i do have some days where im hyped and in a good mood. But most of my days are just trying to speed the day up to get to the next. I skate a ton, but its really all i enjoy doing. I've been feeling very disconnected socially these last few months, and i guess it just get spilled out in increments on SLAP.

I've been justifying all of my unhappiness with the fact that i'm so close to getting my degree, that once i do, i'll move immediately to california or colorado to start my life completely over. I don't know if that will really make me happy, but i feel like Indiana (where i live) is just dragging me down.

I need SLAP advice. Even stupid shit, it might make me crack a smile.

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Me and you sound like we're in the same state.  I blew it this past semester at school, have wrecked myself over a girl, and have had no motivation to do anything other than sleep and listen to music alone in my room.  Paraquat has it covered advice wise, so i'll just say that there are people feeling equally weird and fucked up. 

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I feel you all.

I just failed my last semester of college and got suspended. F, F, NC, F. I smoked weed pretty much daily, I'd like to think that didn't have an effect on failing but I'm most likely kidding myself. Multiple times I straight up left parties by myself, walked back to my dorm alone, cause I was having shitty cynical thoughts "everyones the same boring cookiecutter". The few friends I had at school were based on weed and music and I didn't really do anything but those two things.

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That is a light sentiment at best...

When I would go to parties in college, I seriously may have wished systemic violence upon many of my fellow "colleagues".

I was also a serious drug addict...

Literally frightened that these were the people filling the jobs of tomorrow.

Your plight is more common than you think, you're still young and have plenty of time to reach that comfortable conclusion.

I was on the no one of insanity at your point, ready to check myself into Bellevue. 

Sounds cliche, but things will get better; trust someone who's been to the bottom and back.

Thanks for the kind words. What drugs were you on? Im grateful I've never felt the need to go further than weed and psychadelics.

[/quote]

A: Every time consuming substance made by Perdue, Mylan, Malinkrodt & Teva.

Socially, we live in an increasingly complex world seeing unprecedented levels of rapid change affecting almost every facet of life.

We are currently living on the cusp, I suggest you enjoy the ride while you can; people like Malthus & Marx may have been right.

Paradigms mate... It's all about the paradigms.

[escapistfool]

So I've been talking to this girl for a good while now, gone on a few dates and whatnot.
Last date we had was Valentine's Day, and it went pretty well I think. We haven't kissed or anything, nor have done the whole "arm around her" thing that most guys love to do, I feel like this girl would just get scared of that and back off.
So that date, I found out she's never had a boyfriend (she's going to be 21 on Monday). She has said she's never felt the need to have a boyfriend as she has always been busy with school and jobs and all that. Now ever since she told me that, that scared me off. Now I know she has a really high wall and I really wanna find a way to bring it down.
I'm genuinely interested in this girl but I don't even know if she likes me or not. I'm afraid to ask and have it backfire on me.
I just wish that she lets down her wall and sees what I'm doing, that I'm gong out of my way to take her on dates and all these things; that I'm putting myself out there (my true self) and I'm really hoping she sees that I'm really interested in her. Idk if I should give up or not because her wall is so damn high but I really dont want to, as I find something special about her and I want to keep trying and hopefully succeed.
Any tips, PALs? I've never dealt with this before.
I'm really bad at reading girls. Real terrible.

[shark tits]

my shrink was encouraging me to get an MRI to confirm the holes i've put in my frontal lobes from drinking. my public pretender DR won't see me til may so i smashed 2 icicles over my head and went to the ER talkin about 'i fell down some stairs.' they neither rewarded me w/ a script nor MRI but the irony is tonight i bonked my head on the ground at the band rooms. i have a better welt than the icicle one but don't feel like explaining 'i fell again'.

[BRIX SKWIKZ]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/13/sweden-left-party-toilet-stand_n_1590572.html

[twitchflip]

So I've been talking to this girl for a good while now, gone on a few dates and whatnot.
Last date we had was Valentine's Day, and it went pretty well I think. We haven't kissed or anything, nor have done the whole "arm around her" thing that most guys love to do, I feel like this girl would just get scared of that and back off.
So that date, I found out she's never had a boyfriend (she's going to be 21 on Monday). She has said she's never felt the need to have a boyfriend as she has always been busy with school and jobs and all that. Now ever since she told me that, that scared me off. Now I know she has a really high wall and I really wanna find a way to bring it down.
I'm genuinely interested in this girl but I don't even know if she likes me or not. I'm afraid to ask and have it backfire on me.
I just wish that she lets down her wall and sees what I'm doing, that I'm gong out of my way to take her on dates and all these things; that I'm putting myself out there (my true self) and I'm really hoping she sees that I'm really interested in her. Idk if I should give up or not because her wall is so damn high but I really dont want to, as I find something special about her and I want to keep trying and hopefully succeed.
Any tips, PALs? I've never dealt with this before.
I'm really bad at reading girls. Real terrible.

tell her you understand that she's never felt the need to have boyfriends in the past and that you like that about her. let her know you enjoyed the dates you've been on and that you would like to hang out more if shes interested. the ball is in her court from there and she'll let you what she's thinking and go from there

[L33Tg33k]

I'm colorblind.

[SodaJerk]

I'm colorblind.

Apparently colourblindness is common amongst the male species. Some more extreme than others but most men have trouble with certin color distinctions.

[Iceman]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/13/sweden-left-party-toilet-stand_n_1590572.html

"do you crap standing up?"

[BRIX SKWIKZ]

http://wellnessmama.com/7013/a-proper-way-to-poo-squatty-potty-review/

[JamesNtheGntPch]

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So I've been talking to this girl for a good while now, gone on a few dates and whatnot.
Last date we had was Valentine's Day, and it went pretty well I think. We haven't kissed or anything, nor have done the whole "arm around her" thing that most guys love to do, I feel like this girl would just get scared of that and back off.
So that date, I found out she's never had a boyfriend (she's going to be 21 on Monday). She has said she's never felt the need to have a boyfriend as she has always been busy with school and jobs and all that. Now ever since she told me that, that scared me off. Now I know she has a really high wall and I really wanna find a way to bring it down.
I'm genuinely interested in this girl but I don't even know if she likes me or not. I'm afraid to ask and have it backfire on me.
I just wish that she lets down her wall and sees what I'm doing, that I'm gong out of my way to take her on dates and all these things; that I'm putting myself out there (my true self) and I'm really hoping she sees that I'm really interested in her. Idk if I should give up or not because her wall is so damn high but I really dont want to, as I find something special about her and I want to keep trying and hopefully succeed.
Any tips, PALs? I've never dealt with this before.
I'm really bad at reading girls. Real terrible.

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tell her you understand that she's never felt the need to have boyfriends in the past and that you like that about her. let her know you enjoyed the dates you've been on and that you would like to hang out more if shes interested. the ball is in her court from there and she'll let you what she's thinking and go from there

Do you feel like the fact that you have been on a few dates suggests that she is interested in you?  Did it feel like she was letting on that she might be ready for a boyfriend when she mentioned that she has never had one? 

I think the fact that she accepted a date with you on Valentines Day says something about her intentions and feelings.  If I were in your position I would ask her out again and if she said yes tell her how you feel on the date.