real confessions

[shark tits]

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i don't find detective benson attractive except once in a while when she had short hair. it took me a while to warm up to detective stabler because i remembered how awful he was to tobias beecher when they were locked up at OZ penitentiary but sometimes when he dons a pair of glasses i think he looks interesting. usually i don't like cops but i feel like the detectives of the SVU are almost family.

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She was hot in the first few seasons, and then age kinda crept up. That'll happen after over a dozen seasons though

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yeah, maybe grandpa stabler wouldn't look so interesting in goggles if he were still on the show. i can't see elliott leaving for vanity's sake but who knows?

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You know how when people try to be nice and call someone old without directly saying it? He looks 'distinguished'
Although he didn't look morbidly old in man of steel. I always feel weird about wanting to fuck half of the actresses on a show about sex crimes.

ha i know. DA casey novak is my favorite, especially when she wears her softball jersey w/ the word 'sex crimes' emblazoned on the bosom. i bet she'd have zero tolerance for my humor. like if she asked the time and i wrapped my peepee around my wrist and told her '6 o'cock' i'd prolly be looking at some charges.

[Monkey_Mcpott]

I hate claiming myself a skater when i havent been consistent with it. It makes me feel like Pops 

[perverted super otaku!]

A girl who I'm prolly still stupid in love, now lives on the same corner as my favorite skate shop in my current part of the country and now im kinda scared to go there, out of fear that I will run into her, possibly with another guy, possibly holding hands or somethin and i'll start cryin or someshit, or possibly have some massive anxiety attack where I'll puke or act super weird and never be able to go back or just keep my cool but end up in a depressed/anxious funk for a month. Even without seeing her she'd still be crossin my mind and it would bum me out and kinda bring down the mood of something that I should enjoy. I'm pathetic lol and will get really baked some day not give a fuck and head over and enjoy it, fuck that bitch

[SodaJerk]

A girl who I'm prolly still stupid in love, now lives on the same corner as my favorite skate shop in my current part of the country and now im kinda scared to go there, out of fear that I will run into her, possibly with another guy, possibly holding hands or somethin and i'll start cryin or someshit, or possibly have some massive anxiety attack where I'll puke or act super weird and never be able to go back or just keep my cool but end up in a depressed/anxious funk for a month. Even without seeing her she'd still be crossin my mind and it would bum me out and kinda bring down the mood of something that I should enjoy. I'm pathetic lol and will get really baked some day not give a fuck and head over and enjoy it, fuck that bitch

If there's one thing I've learnt over the years it's that "cool" doesn't always get the girl but upfront and authentic usually does.

[perverted super otaku!]

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A girl who I'm prolly still stupid in love, now lives on the same corner as my favorite skate shop in my current part of the country and now im kinda scared to go there, out of fear that I will run into her, possibly with another guy, possibly holding hands or somethin and i'll start cryin or someshit, or possibly have some massive anxiety attack where I'll puke or act super weird and never be able to go back or just keep my cool but end up in a depressed/anxious funk for a month. Even without seeing her she'd still be crossin my mind and it would bum me out and kinda bring down the mood of something that I should enjoy. I'm pathetic lol and will get really baked some day not give a fuck and head over and enjoy it, fuck that bitch

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If there's one thing I've learnt over the years it's that "cool" doesn't always get the girl but upfront and authentic usually does.

don't think i got much left in the upfront and authentic tank since i dropped "you cross my mind like 20 times a day and I'd knock out one of my own front teeth just to be able hold you" on her a few months ago, pretty much says it all   

[SodaJerk]

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A girl who I'm prolly still stupid in love, now lives on the same corner as my favorite skate shop in my current part of the country and now im kinda scared to go there, out of fear that I will run into her, possibly with another guy, possibly holding hands or somethin and i'll start cryin or someshit, or possibly have some massive anxiety attack where I'll puke or act super weird and never be able to go back or just keep my cool but end up in a depressed/anxious funk for a month. Even without seeing her she'd still be crossin my mind and it would bum me out and kinda bring down the mood of something that I should enjoy. I'm pathetic lol and will get really baked some day not give a fuck and head over and enjoy it, fuck that bitch

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If there's one thing I've learnt over the years it's that "cool" doesn't always get the girl but upfront and authentic usually does.

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don't think i got much left in the upfront and authentic tank since i dropped "you cross my mind like 20 times a day and I'd knock out one of my own front teeth just to be able hold you" on her a few months ago, pretty much says it all   

I think you can still recover from that. It was honest and upfront you just have to steer away from the creepy stalker side of it for a bit and show her that you can be a lot of fun.

[shark tits]

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A girl who I'm prolly still stupid in love, now lives on the same corner as my favorite skate shop in my current part of the country and now im kinda scared to go there, out of fear that I will run into her, possibly with another guy, possibly holding hands or somethin and i'll start cryin or someshit, or possibly have some massive anxiety attack where I'll puke or act super weird and never be able to go back or just keep my cool but end up in a depressed/anxious funk for a month. Even without seeing her she'd still be crossin my mind and it would bum me out and kinda bring down the mood of something that I should enjoy. I'm pathetic lol and will get really baked some day not give a fuck and head over and enjoy it, fuck that bitch

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If there's one thing I've learnt over the years it's that "cool" doesn't always get the girl but upfront and authentic usually does.

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don't think i got much left in the upfront and authentic tank since i dropped "you cross my mind like 20 times a day and I'd knock out one of my own front teeth just to be able hold you" on her a few months ago, pretty much says it all   

talk is cheap. break one [or more] of your eyeteeth so she knows you're serious like van gough, gg allin and other pussy hounds of history.

[perverted super otaku!]

I think you can still recover from that. It was honest and upfront you just have to steer away from the creepy stalker side of it for a bit and show her that you can be a lot of fun.

hahaha If i can expand on that, I totally blew my chance to get back with her because of my "devil may care" attitude, was getting friend zoned, then said the twenty times a day tooth thing and was like and that's why we can't be "friends", my passions have cooled since then though, just don't want to see her at all really and would feel like total shit if I did, my life is way better without her tbh, just sucks she now lives like right beside my fav skate shop, well tied for 1st anyway. Appreciate the advice though ! cheers dawg!

edit: lol @ bizarro shark's comment! I'm sure she knew I was serious, I'm a dramatic guy like that, wtf did gg do?put one of his testiklaats ina vice, On a related note romantic era composer/conducter Hector Berlioz showed up at the girl he was into's family home, put a pistol to his head and said he would pull the trigger if she didn't marry him and she did lol 

[shark tits]

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I think you can still recover from that. It was honest and upfront you just have to steer away from the creepy stalker side of it for a bit and show her that you can be a lot of fun.

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hahaha If i can expand on that, I totally blew my chance to get back with her because of my "devil may care" attitude, was getting friend zoned, then said the twenty times a day tooth thing and was like and that's why we can't be "friends", my passions have cooled since then though, just don't want to see her at all really and would feel like total shit if I did, my life is way better without her tbh, just sucks she now lives like right beside my fav skate shop, well tied for 1st anyway. Appreciate the advice though ! cheers dawg!

edit: lol @ bizarro shark's comment! I'm sure she knew I was serious, I'm a dramatic guy like that, wtf did gg do?put one of his testiklaats ina vice, On a related note romantic era composer/conducter Hector Berlioz showed up at the girl he was into's family home, put a pistol to his head and said he would pull the trigger if she didn't marry him and she did lol 

apparently hector berlioz is a playa from da himalayas! i'm impressed w/ his gamesmanship. gg smashed out his front teeth w/ a microphone but i think it was more in the interest of 'performance art' or 'being a badass' than trying to impress a particular bird. he was the first person to come to mind when i read your comment. i think it's a good line anyways, that girl sounds like she doesn't know what she wants.

[L33Tg33k]

I think kissing would feel nice. I don't think I'd be good at it though. My tongue is really short.

[ill_Murray]

i have no friends and to be honest, it makes me sad.

This one hits pretty close to home.  I'm lucky enough to have 1 or 2 really good homies (Walter Cronkite I see you) but they both live on the total other side of the country.  I moved from Boston to LA like a year ago and the people I know out here pretty much suck and the friends I've made in the skate scene are still kids I don't know very well or end up disliking.  This is nothing new though, there's always been a disconnect it feels like.  My skateboard is my friend though and that makes me really happy.

[Willie]

Found out that my ex is pregnant with her new boyfrind today. It's been like 4-5 years since we were together, and I've been in a relationship with another girl for almost 3 years now, but still I got really bummed when I found out. I guess it's just really weird for me that a girl I really loved and cared about once is having a baby with some other dude.

I had this one girlfriend in college with whom I had an extremely brief, mostly PG-13 relationship with. She was very cute and sunny and I really cared for her a great deal but shit was progressing super slow, I had no game, I felt like I should be sowing my wild oats with a bunch of other chicks, and she was very square and listened to Cheryl Crow and shit. I broke it off for some trashier girl with better musical tastes.

No other exes loom so large in my mind - even girls I had more serious relationships with. Now through the wonders of Facebook I am now teased by some alternate universe where she and I stayed together. She is still pretty and has kids and I imagine what if I were still in the picture. In reality it probably would not have worked out but I can say that after living in a not so sunny marriage with someone with nearly identical musical tastes, I'm not sure if Cheryl Crow would be a deal breaker at this point.

[Turtle Boy]

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Found out that my ex is pregnant with her new boyfrind today. It's been like 4-5 years since we were together, and I've been in a relationship with another girl for almost 3 years now, but still I got really bummed when I found out. I guess it's just really weird for me that a girl I really loved and cared about once is having a baby with some other dude.

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I had this one girlfriend in college with whom I had an extremely brief, mostly PG-13 relationship with. She was very cute and sunny and I really cared for her a great deal but shit was progressing super slow, I had no game, I felt like I should be sowing my wild oats with a bunch of other chicks, and she was very square and listened to Cheryl Crow and shit. I broke it off for some trashier girl with better musical tastes.

No other exes loom so large in my mind - even girls I had more serious relationships with. Now through the wonders of Facebook I am now teased by some alternate universe where she and I stayed together. She is still pretty and has kids and I imagine what if I were still in the picture. In reality it probably would not have worked out but I can say that after living in a not so sunny marriage with someone with nearly identical musical tastes, I'm not sure if Cheryl Crow would be a deal breaker at this point.

Beautiful sentence sir

[SHAWN COMBOVER]

26 is so fucked. life is fucked. get angry and come out on top for yourself. don't settle for being unhappy. make your self happy. no one else will do it for you. i know that it is easier said than interneted. if there's a will there's a way. find that fucking way. make a path and show others. gotta be confident. it can be done. do it for yourself. i am trying for myself and it fucking sucks. but so does putting shit like this on slap where people might actually read and think about it. life sucks. but you die eventually. just go out there and get some for yourself man.
who the fuck is going to stop you. your life. mine as well.

[Jim and Dan]

26 is so fucked. life is fucked. get angry and come out on top for yourself. don't settle for being unhappy. make your self happy. no one else will do it for you. i know that it is easier said than interneted. if there's a will there's a way. find that fucking way. make a path and show others. gotta be confident. it can be done. do it for yourself. i am trying for myself and it fucking sucks. but so does putting shit like this on slap where people might actually read and think about it. life sucks. but you die eventually. just go out there and get some for yourself man.
who the fuck is going to stop you. your life. mine as well.

I came to the same realization at the same age mate.

It's time to make choices boys...

[perverted super otaku!]

Someone once asked why I was going downtown by myself just to skate and I said something like "I don't really have anyone who likes to do what I like to do with me, but i still gotta live my life and do the things I want to do" Was kind of profound moment of realization and self stoke

[Peter Zagreus]

find that fucking way. make a path and show others.

Church

[shark tits]

Someone once asked why I was going downtown by myself just to skate and I said something like "I don't really have anyone who likes to do what I like to do with me, but i still gotta live my life and do the things I want to do" Was kind of profound moment of realization and self stoke

i've been sorta on that kick lately but more cruising than hitting up spots. my sister lives in kind of the drug neighborhood but there's a lot of gorgeous architecture and actually some pretty neat spots that nobody hits. i enjoy cruising past the old factories and looking at trains. i've done what you're talking about and sometimes it's lonesome and other times i feel weird cause ya end up at a spot w/ a bunch of way younger kids. that stuff weirds me out in my hometown even though when i'm anywhere else i don't respect people's opinions so i'm in an egoistic bubble. i'm pushing 40, back at my ma's house, no job prospects, no girls, nothin comin on the 1st of the month but i'm not depressed cause i skate every day. it is a little awkward to run into people from 'back in the day' though.

[wuust]

kinda started a new relationship and found out my ex has a new lover as well, since this weekend. although the break up was neccessary, we still cared for each other. (but had arguments about everything) anyway, she has 2 kids (3 - 6) and i hope for one that the new guy looks after them and treats them and her right.

[SHAWN COMBOVER]

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find that fucking way. make a path and show others.

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Church

focus

[ill_Murray]

I pooped in the neighbor's front yard of a fellow Slap Pal.

[shark tits]

i was born w/ anosmia which is a fancy word for smell blind. i prolly all the time reek of garlic and stoges but i don't care cause i'm oblivious. i can taste though so that's another lie my teacher told me.

[ill_Murray]

i was born w/ anosmia which is a fancy word for smell blind. i prolly all the time reek of garlic and stoges but i don't care cause i'm oblivious. i can taste though so that's another lie my teacher told me.

I feel like that's what Worcester smells like anyways so you're probably not sticking out too much.

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i was born w/ anosmia which is a fancy word for smell blind. i prolly all the time reek of garlic and stoges but i don't care cause i'm oblivious. i can taste though so that's another lie my teacher told me.

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I feel like that's what Worcester smells like anyways so you're probably not sticking out too much.

heheheh. maybe it does have a bad smell and that's why people are all the time irritated?

[waltercronkite]

I pooped in the neighbor's front yard of a fellow Slap Pal.

hahahaha youre an idiot

[iSk84thechicas]

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Someone once asked why I was going downtown by myself just to skate and I said something like "I don't really have anyone who likes to do what I like to do with me, but i still gotta live my life and do the things I want to do" Was kind of profound moment of realization and self stoke

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i've been sorta on that kick lately but more cruising than hitting up spots. my sister lives in kind of the drug neighborhood but there's a lot of gorgeous architecture and actually some pretty neat spots that nobody hits. i enjoy cruising past the old factories and looking at trains. i've done what you're talking about and sometimes it's lonesome and other times i feel weird cause ya end up at a spot w/ a bunch of way younger kids. that stuff weirds me out in my hometown even though when i'm anywhere else i don't respect people's opinions so i'm in an egoistic bubble. i'm pushing 40, back at my ma's house, no job prospects, no girls, nothin comin on the 1st of the month but i'm not depressed cause i skate every day. it is a little awkward to run into people from 'back in the day' though.

I feel both of you on this one.  What keeps me motivated these days when I'm on a one man mission is believing that I just have to live  my life. As cliche as it sounds, Fuck everybody else, our individual happiness is at stake. And no one can make me happy but me. It doesn't matter if we are 16 or 40 or 80, Skateboarding is our life. Just keep pushing and this too shall pass. Just believe.

[BraveUlysses]

I think Tracer makes some alright topics from time to time.

[paraquat]

For some reason I have constructed a reality in which Dakota Servold rides for vans and is on toy machine.

[L33Tg33k]

I'm scared to talk to a person that I really should talk to. This anxiety is killing me.

[iSk84thechicas]

I'm scared to talk to a person that I really should talk to. This anxiety is killing me.

Like Nike Just do it. Get it over with, youll feel better