real confessions

[shark tits]

Applied to a bunch of porn stores and I feel like I have a reasonably good chance of getting hired. I don't know that it would be a good environment for me though. Sure I'll have access to high quality fetish videos, but then I'd also have to deal with being sexless while a bunch of sex is around me.

why don't you ask mango on a date?

[brycickle]

Applied to a bunch of porn stores and I feel like I have a reasonably good chance of getting hired. I don't know that it would be a good environment for me though. Sure I'll have access to high quality fetish videos, but then I'd also have to deal with being sexless while a bunch of sex is around me.

I used to work at a porn star for a bit in Portland. Trust me, most of the people who come in there aren't having a whole lot of sex either.

[shark tits]

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Applied to a bunch of porn stores and I feel like I have a reasonably good chance of getting hired. I don't know that it would be a good environment for me though. Sure I'll have access to high quality fetish videos, but then I'd also have to deal with being sexless while a bunch of sex is around me.

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I used to work at a porn star for a bit in Portland. Trust me, most of the people who come in there aren't having a whole lot of sex either.

i've always been sketched on those sorta places but one time this mexican guy in sacramento picked me up hitching and he went in there and bought some poppers. so we're at his house doing speed and he's got a tv and a computer both playing porn trying to get me to stick it in his northern mexican ass but i kept being like 'i'm not feeling this but can i do another shot?'
shit was pretty gnarly, he was on that party n play boolshit but he looked like he could really whoop some ass in a prison riot.
poppers, man how are those even legal? it's like film cleaner or something but people snort it to loosen their assholes.
hitchhiking is gnarly sometimes......

[Willie]

I've been thinking of going to college for a bit, but I don't think I'm good enough. I was homeschooled in high school and I feel like I'm a little out of the loop.

I had a good college experience: it broadened my mind, sharpened my critical thinking skills, and I made a lot of true friends. That said, if I did it again I'd do it with a roadmap and ultimate goal of employment in a specific field. I shambled through to a degree that would only have had some use if I became a history professor, and that would have required grad school, which I didn't really have the grades (or desire) for.

Contrast that to a few friends who studied in specialized fields with solid job placement programs...

There IS value to a liberal arts education but down the road you may want something that pays well, too.

[paraquat]

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Applied to a bunch of porn stores and I feel like I have a reasonably good chance of getting hired. I don't know that it would be a good environment for me though. Sure I'll have access to high quality fetish videos, but then I'd also have to deal with being sexless while a bunch of sex is around me.

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I used to work at a porn star for a bit in Portland. Trust me, most of the people who come in there aren't having a whole lot of sex either.

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i've always been sketched on those sorta places but one time this mexican guy in sacramento picked me up hitching and he went in there and bought some poppers. so we're at his house doing speed and he's got a tv and a computer both playing porn trying to get me to stick it in his northern mexican ass but i kept being like 'i'm not feeling this but can i do another shot?'
shit was pretty gnarly, he was on that party n play boolshit but he looked like he could really whoop some ass in a prison riot.
poppers, man how are those even legal? it's like film cleaner or something but people snort it to loosen their assholes.
hitchhiking is gnarly sometimes......

Poppers cause karposi sarcoma. Speed probably doesn't help.

[L33Tg33k]

Feeling all sorts of ways. Contemplating calling one of them there hotlines. Fools be calling the police to your location though.

[SodaJerk]

Feeling all sorts of ways. Contemplating calling one of them there hotlines. Fools be calling the police to your location though.

Do they really call the cops? Surely there is a helpline that doesn't do that. Is there not a family member or friend you can call?

[shark tits]

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Applied to a bunch of porn stores and I feel like I have a reasonably good chance of getting hired. I don't know that it would be a good environment for me though. Sure I'll have access to high quality fetish videos, but then I'd also have to deal with being sexless while a bunch of sex is around me.

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I used to work at a porn star for a bit in Portland. Trust me, most of the people who come in there aren't having a whole lot of sex either.

[close]

i've always been sketched on those sorta places but one time this mexican guy in sacramento picked me up hitching and he went in there and bought some poppers. so we're at his house doing speed and he's got a tv and a computer both playing porn trying to get me to stick it in his northern mexican ass but i kept being like 'i'm not feeling this but can i do another shot?'
shit was pretty gnarly, he was on that party n play boolshit but he looked like he could really whoop some ass in a prison riot.
poppers, man how are those even legal? it's like film cleaner or something but people snort it to loosen their assholes.
hitchhiking is gnarly sometimes......

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Poppers cause karposi sarcoma. Speed probably doesn't help.

your dad causes karposi's sarcoma

[Rumpleforeskin]

holy fuck you need to write a book

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Applied to a bunch of porn stores and I feel like I have a reasonably good chance of getting hired. I don't know that it would be a good environment for me though. Sure I'll have access to high quality fetish videos, but then I'd also have to deal with being sexless while a bunch of sex is around me.

[close]

I used to work at a porn star for a bit in Portland. Trust me, most of the people who come in there aren't having a whole lot of sex either.

[close]

i've always been sketched on those sorta places but one time this mexican guy in sacramento picked me up hitching and he went in there and bought some poppers. so we're at his house doing speed and he's got a tv and a computer both playing porn trying to get me to stick it in his northern mexican ass but i kept being like 'i'm not feeling this but can i do another shot?'
shit was pretty gnarly, he was on that party n play boolshit but he looked like he could really whoop some ass in a prison riot.
poppers, man how are those even legal? it's like film cleaner or something but people snort it to loosen their assholes.
hitchhiking is gnarly sometimes......

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Poppers cause karposi sarcoma. Speed probably doesn't help.

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My dad causes karposi's sarcoma

Damn. Now that is compelling.

[CumOnYourFace]

I sleepwalked last night and ate the rest of my ice cream.

[SodaJerk]

I sleepwalked last night and ate the rest of my ice cream.

I sleepwalk if I drink too much and especially if I've had too much sun or drunk cider. Our old apartment had two bathrooms, one at either end of the hallway and one night (after drinking cider) my girl found me wandering between the two of them and knew I was asleep, she asked me what I was doing and I said I was waiting for the toilet, she said it was free and I said I had to wait because there was a queue so she waited in the "queue" with me for a few minutes then said "This one is free" so I went and peed in that one and she put me to bed. A little while ago I got too much sun and drank a little too much and she woke up to me about to piss on the wardrobe. She still loves me and she's the best.

[tony danza]

I am heavily addicted to opiates. I go thru my norco's in about 4 days, 100 a month. I also cheek a months worth of my fentanyl patches in about 5 days. For the remainder of the month I eat a ridiculous amount of Kratom to stave off the WD's. I don't honestly know if anyone knows it either. I run a successful small business. Happily married. Skate, and exercise, but fuck, it is a secret hell.

[Jim and Dan]

I am heavily addicted to opiates. I go thru my norco's in about 4 days, 100 a month. I also cheek a months worth of my fentanyl patches in about 5 days. For the remainder of the month I eat a ridiculous amount of Kratom to stave off the WD's. I don't honestly know if anyone knows it either. I run a successful small business. Happily married. Skate, and exercise, but fuck, it is a secret hell.

You won't make it another year if you keep eating that much Acetaminophen mate; at least your liver wont.

Get yourself a couple (2) Suboxone if you can, be smart about them and get through withdrawls.

You honestly may want to have your wife help you if needed, support is key.

And finally . . . Not to be that guy but it sounds like you have a lot going for you.

Get off that shit before it completely ruins your life, it's not a matter of if but a matter of when.

[tony danza]

I cold water extract a majority of the acetaminophen out. however totally agree, been doing it for about 5 years. tried many times. I of course will keep trying.

[Jim and Dan]

I cold water extract a majority of the acetaminophen out. however totally agree, been doing it for about 5 years. tried many times. I of course will keep trying.

Got to really want it mate, that's the bottom line.

Good luck to you Tony, I know it is difficult & it may take a couple tries but like I said, sounds like you have a lot to live for.

It's really not worth carrying around this secret & ultimately dragging your family through a proverbial hell; trust.

Get help from anywhere you can, I hate to see people ruin their lives with this crap; I did it for a long time mate . . .

[ThugWaffle]

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I am heavily addicted to opiates. I go thru my norco's in about 4 days, 100 a month. I also cheek a months worth of my fentanyl patches in about 5 days. For the remainder of the month I eat a ridiculous amount of Kratom to stave off the WD's. I don't honestly know if anyone knows it either. I run a successful small business. Happily married. Skate, and exercise, but fuck, it is a secret hell.

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You won't make it another year if you keep eating that much Acetaminophen mate; at least your liver wont.

Get yourself a couple (2) Suboxone if you can, be smart about them and get through withdrawls.

You honestly may want to have your wife help you if needed, support is key.

And finally . . . Not to be that guy but it sounds like you have a lot going for you.

Get off that shit before it completely ruins your life, it's not a matter of if but a matter of when.

It's not like theres much to look forward to in life anyways.

[L33Tg33k]

I finally dragged someone out to Goth Night with me. He got laid. I'm happy for him and all, but it's ironic. 

[ThugWaffle]

I finally dragged someone out to Goth Night with me. He got laid. I'm happy for him and all, but it's ironic. 

He probably tried to. Did you try?

[L33Tg33k]

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I finally dragged someone out to Goth Night with me. He got laid. I'm happy for him and all, but it's ironic. 

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He probably tried to. Did you try?

I'm not saying it should have been me or anything like that. Neither of us tried. It's just a thing that happened. We're on the dance floor and I can see him a few feet away, then the next time I turned my head to see him he was gone. After the club closed I found him outside and he told me some 30 something year old lady pulled him aside and told him she needed to fuck so she took him behind an alleyway. She gave him a jimmy to put on and told him to fuck her hard. That was it. She knew what she was going to do long before she showed up.

[pinche gringo]

Keep going to goth night.

[SodaJerk]

Keep going to goth night.

[L33Tg33k]

I don't even want that though.

[dillanharp]

Did you have fun at goth night?

[L33Tg33k]

Uhh, fun is relative. I guess I tolerated it better than being anywhere else. I can confidently say that I was more comfortable there than in any other club/bar scene thing that I've ever been to. That doesn't mean I felt comfortable approaching girls. I was able to talk to guys about their outrageous clothes though. There's a lot less nerves when you're talking to dudes because there are no expectations and I don't want anything out of them.

[@thewilleasley]

Uhh, fun is relative. I guess I tolerated it better than being anywhere else. I can confidently say that I was more comfortable there than in any other club/bar scene thing that I've ever been to. That doesn't mean I felt comfortable approaching girls. I was able to talk to guys about their outrageous clothes though. There's a lot less nerves when you're talking to dudes because there are no expectations and I don't want anything out of them.

thats all you gotta do man, have that same mindset. think of how you approach and talk to these people in costume or whatever. you see them, finding something interesting about them, then walk up to them & make a comment right? no expectations, just amusing yourself with conversation? thats all you gotta do with girls man. Don't over-think it like you have to pull off everything 100% perfect, just try to entertain yourself and dont have some huge expectations for every interaction with a girl. its like skateboarding man, you gotta expect to fall down a few times, and learn through trial & error how to do the things you want to do, but its all worth it once you finally start to progress & get better. besides rejection honestly doesnt even hurt in those types of situations because these are all strangers, and you're the same to them as well.  personally i find i get more nervous around girls once we really start to get to know each other & i get infatuated but thats a whole other story lol. if i had to make a skateboarding analogy, your situation is similar to a kid with young legs who wants to learn how to skate stairs & has the ollie for it but just keeps hesitating on the run-up or kicking out mid air. just gotta keep going at it til you finally commit & stick the landing. you may not ride away the first time but after that you know you can do it.

but good for you for at least making an effort to get out there & do something! the more you do it the easier it gets

[pinche gringo]

If you enjoy going to goth night and it is a place that you can comfortably interact with others you should go when ever you feel up to it. It sounds like it would dramatically increase your chances of meeting new people with common interests. Good luck.

[Rusty_Berrings]

When I was 14 I destroyed thousands of dollars worth of shopping carts in a trash compactor behind a grocery store.

When I lost my virginity I used a banana scented condom and the chick was having her period.

[JB]

When I lost my virginity I used a banana scented condom and the chick was having her period.

thats gnarly rusty.


has there ever been a "Losing your virginity" thread? I could see it being a hit.

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When I lost my virginity I used a banana scented condom and the chick was having her period.

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thats gnarly rusty.


has there ever been a "Losing your virginity" thread? I could see it being a hit.

I was listening to liquid swords raw dogging with and ice cube in her cervix.