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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5730 on: February 18, 2015, 09:28:23 AM »
I don't think I'm going to see the girl I met on that app. She stopped replying to my texts.

I've been having severe anger problems for a week or so. The most insignificant shit sets me off. I'm pretty sure it's because I'm off my meds. It's just not me and I hate it. I don't think anyone wants to feel angry all the time. I think I'm going to get back on the shit. In fact I'm going to pick up my meds from the pharmacy today.

Also today I have a job interview. It's for cleaning carpets or some shit. Hopefully I can get this job. I think it would solve a lot problems. Wish me luck that I won't lose my temper in the middle of the interview.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5731 on: February 18, 2015, 10:52:58 AM »
I don't think I'm going to see the girl I met on that app. She stopped replying to my texts.

I've been having severe anger problems for a week or so. The most insignificant shit sets me off. I'm pretty sure it's because I'm off my meds. It's just not me and I hate it. I don't think anyone wants to feel angry all the time. I think I'm going to get back on the shit. In fact I'm going to pick up my meds from the pharmacy today.

Also today I have a job interview. It's for cleaning carpets or some shit. Hopefully I can get this job. I think it would solve a lot problems. Wish me luck that I won't lose my temper in the middle of the interview.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5732 on: February 19, 2015, 10:26:14 PM »
So the girl i have been seeing, i have been texting her and she said shes sick. She said shes been throwing up and having super nausea. Didn't think twice about it i just said get better. Well when i was going to sleep yesterday i started to think that the last time i had sex with her and jizzed was about a month ago. Now i wore a condom but it adds up. She didnt say anything like she missed her period or anything like that but still it has me thinking like did i get this girl pregnant? Now i have been kind of freaking out cause she hasn't texted me in awhile so my mind is wondering a thousand miles a minute and just thinking that my life is going to be over.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5733 on: February 19, 2015, 11:07:54 PM »
So the girl i have been seeing, i have been texting her and she said shes sick. She said shes been throwing up and having super nausea. Didn't think twice about it i just said get better. Well when i was going to sleep yesterday i started to think that the last time i had sex with her and jizzed was about a month ago. Now i wore a condom but it adds up. She didnt say anything like she missed her period or anything like that but still it has me thinking like did i get this girl pregnant? Now i have been kind of freaking out cause she hasn't texted me in awhile so my mind is wondering a thousand miles a minute and just thinking that my life is going to be over.

ask her how shes feeling and use soup emojis and shit
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5734 on: February 19, 2015, 11:34:25 PM »
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So the girl i have been seeing, i have been texting her and she said shes sick. She said shes been throwing up and having super nausea. Didn't think twice about it i just said get better. Well when i was going to sleep yesterday i started to think that the last time i had sex with her and jizzed was about a month ago. Now i wore a condom but it adds up. She didnt say anything like she missed her period or anything like that but still it has me thinking like did i get this girl pregnant? Now i have been kind of freaking out cause she hasn't texted me in awhile so my mind is wondering a thousand miles a minute and just thinking that my life is going to be over.
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ask her how shes feeling and use soup emojis and shit

theres soup emojis?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5735 on: February 19, 2015, 11:38:09 PM »
chill out tobey ur over analyzing everything again
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5736 on: February 19, 2015, 11:48:36 PM »
chill out tobey ur over analyzing everything again

yeah i know but your mind wonders sometimes i feel like if i expect the worst than it won't be as bad if i get the text "im pregnant"

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5737 on: February 20, 2015, 01:48:22 AM »
tobey u ever fucked around with a guy? no chance of pregnancy there my man ;)

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5738 on: February 20, 2015, 06:36:49 AM »
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So the girl i have been seeing, i have been texting her and she said shes sick. She said shes been throwing up and having super nausea. Didn't think twice about it i just said get better. Well when i was going to sleep yesterday i started to think that the last time i had sex with her and jizzed was about a month ago. Now i wore a condom but it adds up. She didnt say anything like she missed her period or anything like that but still it has me thinking like did i get this girl pregnant? Now i have been kind of freaking out cause she hasn't texted me in awhile so my mind is wondering a thousand miles a minute and just thinking that my life is going to be over.
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ask her how shes feeling and use soup emojis and shit
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theres soup emojis?


^ this made me laugh.


but seriously, check with her in a few days. she might have the flu or food poisoning, but if the same things are happening for a few days, theres a definite possibility that she could be pregnant.

fuck, ever since my girlfriends BC script ran out and we've had to switch back to condoms i have myself convinced that shes pregnant every month. shit sucks.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5739 on: February 22, 2015, 05:30:03 AM »
If she says she's pregnant provide her with pregnancy tests (more than one) that you bought, and tell her to piss on them with you there. I had this girl say she took three tests that were all positive, but when I gave her some and said to do them at my place she freaked out. I used to put my dick in crazy as much as I could because they're usually pretty loose with the morals.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5740 on: February 23, 2015, 12:36:26 AM »
I might of posted this before but I'm not sure so I'll post it again. When I was like 6, my dad and I were coming home and saw my sister laying in the driveway. Well it turns out she fell walking home and got some rocks stuck in her knee so we had to rush her to the doctors to get stitches and get the rocks out. The office was closed so no one was there but the doctor was super cool, rushed there and opened it up to help my sister. Well they left me in the lobby where there was kids toys and stuff but there was no bathroom. I had to pee really bad but I didn't want to walk in on them getting rocks out of my sisters knee so I saw this ball for kids to bounce around and throw that had a hole in it. I peed in it and like filled it up but I didn't know what to do so I just put it back. I still wonder what happened, I can't imagine how bad it was for the next person to pick that up.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5741 on: February 23, 2015, 03:13:37 AM »
I might of posted this before but I'm not sure so I'll post it again. When I was like 6, my dad and I were coming home and saw my sister laying in the driveway. Well it turns out she fell walking home and got some rocks stuck in her knee so we had to rush her to the doctors to get stitches and get the rocks out. The office was closed so no one was there but the doctor was super cool, rushed there and opened it up to help my sister. Well they left me in the lobby where there was kids toys and stuff but there was no bathroom. I had to pee really bad but I didn't want to walk in on them getting rocks out of my sisters knee so I saw this ball for kids to bounce around and throw that had a hole in it. I peed in it and like filled it up but I didn't know what to do so I just put it back. I still wonder what happened, I can't imagine how bad it was for the next person to pick that up.

wow! you hilarious prepubescent asshole!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5742 on: February 23, 2015, 10:44:05 AM »
A wild weekend leads to my friend forming delusions about me being in a gang and being "out to get him"

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5743 on: February 23, 2015, 11:43:44 AM »
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I might of posted this before but I'm not sure so I'll post it again. When I was like 6, my dad and I were coming home and saw my sister laying in the driveway. Well it turns out she fell walking home and got some rocks stuck in her knee so we had to rush her to the doctors to get stitches and get the rocks out. The office was closed so no one was there but the doctor was super cool, rushed there and opened it up to help my sister. Well they left me in the lobby where there was kids toys and stuff but there was no bathroom. I had to pee really bad but I didn't want to walk in on them getting rocks out of my sisters knee so I saw this ball for kids to bounce around and throw that had a hole in it. I peed in it and like filled it up but I didn't know what to do so I just put it back. I still wonder what happened, I can't imagine how bad it was for the next person to pick that up.
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wow! you hilarious prepubescent asshole!

this is incredible!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5744 on: February 23, 2015, 05:53:36 PM »
A wild weekend leads to my friend forming delusions about me being in a gang and being "out to get him"

Go on...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5745 on: February 24, 2015, 05:37:08 PM »
A wild weekend leads to my friend forming delusions about me being in a gang and being "out to get him"
Sounds like a typical side effect from an extreme cocaine binge

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5746 on: February 24, 2015, 05:40:40 PM »
tobey u ever fucked around with a guy? no chance of pregnancy there my man ;)
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5747 on: February 25, 2015, 01:58:32 PM »
Something something yeast infection :)

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5748 on: February 26, 2015, 02:31:47 PM »
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A wild weekend leads to my friend forming delusions about me being in a gang and being "out to get him"
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Sounds like a typical side effect from an extreme cocaine binge

or taking acid and becoming schizo, like my friends cousin did.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5749 on: February 26, 2015, 03:54:04 PM »
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A wild weekend leads to my friend forming delusions about me being in a gang and being "out to get him"
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Sounds like a typical side effect from an extreme cocaine binge
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or taking acid and becoming schizo, like my friends cousin did.

or racism
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5750 on: February 27, 2015, 12:00:06 PM »
or taking acid and becoming schizo, like my friends cousin did.
woah woah woah... that's not cool. never heard of this happening. did they just get stuck in the trip?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5751 on: February 27, 2015, 07:54:47 PM »
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or taking acid and becoming schizo, like my friends cousin did.
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woah woah woah... that's not cool. never heard of this happening. did they just get stuck in the trip?
It's more likely to exacerbate dormant symptoms in schizophrenics than actually "cause schizophrenia". It is a shame because often signs of schizophrenia don't appear until a person is in their 20's, the same age many start using psychedelics or other substances.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5752 on: February 27, 2015, 09:33:48 PM »
ah, gotcha. ive heard that about pot and mushrooms before actually, but not acid.
ive only tried mushrooms, kinda scared to try acid. not that i had a bad experience on mushrooms.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5753 on: March 01, 2015, 03:13:42 PM »
ah, gotcha. ive heard that about pot and mushrooms before actually, but not acid.
ive only tried mushrooms, kinda scared to try acid. not that i had a bad experience on mushrooms.

Acid is fun the first time. just do it with friends that are also taking acid and make sure you don't do anything stupid. Just do the usual "touch, smell, feel" routine on whatever is in your house. I would not recommend driving. Maybe watch a weird movie or something, you'll need activities to occupy your time for 8-9 hours.

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« Reply #5754 on: March 01, 2015, 03:17:51 PM »
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ah, gotcha. ive heard that about pot and mushrooms before actually, but not acid.
ive only tried mushrooms, kinda scared to try acid. not that i had a bad experience on mushrooms.
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Acid is fun the first time. just do it with friends that are also taking acid and make sure you don't do anything stupid. Just do the usual "touch, smell, feel" routine on whatever is in your house. I would not recommend driving. Maybe watch a weird movie or something, you'll need activities to occupy your time for 8-9 hours.
you can do that but i'd recommend being outside in nature. heh, or the city, no hippie here. i remember tripping on some bees coming out of a tree and i knew i was seeing more than there really were but i wasn't gonna gamble on which ones were hallucination. then walk through the graveyard and it looked like cypress hill album [this was 93] and went to jail at the end of the night, all the cop cars in the parking lot looked like hornets. i never put it together til just now that the bees earlier prolly influenced my thoughts later.
or go skating, you can really focus on hallucinogens.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5755 on: March 01, 2015, 03:26:01 PM »
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ah, gotcha. ive heard that about pot and mushrooms before actually, but not acid.
ive only tried mushrooms, kinda scared to try acid. not that i had a bad experience on mushrooms.
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Acid is fun the first time. just do it with friends that are also taking acid and make sure you don't do anything stupid. Just do the usual "touch, smell, feel" routine on whatever is in your house. I would not recommend driving. Maybe watch a weird movie or something, you'll need activities to occupy your time for 8-9 hours.
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you can do that but i'd recommend being outside in nature. heh, or the city, no hippie here. i remember tripping on some bees coming out of a tree and i knew i was seeing more than there really were but i wasn't gonna gamble on which ones were hallucination. then walk through the graveyard and it looked like cypress hill album [this was 93] and went to jail at the end of the night, all the cop cars in the parking lot looked like hornets. i never put it together til just now that the bees earlier prolly influenced my thoughts later.
or go skating, you can really focus on hallucinogens.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5756 on: March 01, 2015, 03:52:19 PM »
acid is groovy

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5757 on: March 01, 2015, 04:28:58 PM »
acid is good times but from my experience i would say try to avoid doing it by yourself. a got a 10 strip like 3 May's ago and every four or five days i'd be tripping. you need at least one buddy with you to bounce shit off of. and being stuck inside can get rough, try to schedule your trip for a nice day.

definitely took me a few months to sorta level back out and stop being dissociated after that month. if i had any drug back then i would do it as often as possible. months before that i had a xanax hookup and would take a bar by myself and just get blackout drunk (which isn't hard to do on xanax), wake up the next day with absolutely zero memory of my night, get over the hangover then do it again. never had a coke hookup or i would be fucked right now. drugs seem like fun until you're using them every day to just leave your reality.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5758 on: March 02, 2015, 10:48:36 AM »
It twas a tab that made him form these delusions, weve worked it out since then though , makes me wanna stop tripping all together

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #5759 on: March 02, 2015, 10:52:34 AM »
It twas a tab that made him form these delusions, weve worked it out since then though , makes me wanna stop tripping all together
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