What happened to all the confessions, guys? Anyone having girl problems? Suicidal thoughts? Drugs? Help me out here my dick is getting soft.
Alwayzzz braaaaaaaaaah!
Girl Troubles: I can't stop using exclamation points in sentences after getting a f/t desk job with a company who's clients are like 97.3% women & I was told, "Women like it when you use exclamation points"! I'm thinking to myself, not to stroke the ol' ego but, "I aced every women's studies course I had in College with a class full of women & my mom has a Masters Degree in said field (you can image the childhood), you don't know what all women want more than I do probably 64% of the time..." Anyways I digress & note that I actually like working for mostly women, less macho-bullshit most of the time & a lot more tears (which I'm totally kosher with, I've cried several times at this job)! [OMG THE EXCLAMATION POINTS]!!!
Suicidal Thoughts: This is a pretty consistent thing, as in almost every day; just the product of outlook development centered around depression in my formative teenage years. It's strange, I recently found out about a pretty close friend from my middle school/high school years had killed himself & almost felt a sigh of relief for him [yes, I know this is not normal at all]... Life
is suffering, thanks for noting that Siddhartha & Mr. Marx!
Drugs: I hit an original formulation Oxycontin the other day for the first time in 5 years, it surprisingly wasn't as great as I had envisioned it... I mean don't get me wrong, it was pretty good but there
are better things out there for less money & less hassle! Probably shouldn't be doing that shit at work... In the bathroom... While making a #2... Stoooooooops McGooooooooops! Sometimes I envy "normal lives", but do I really want that? Hmmm......