Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1745846 times)

swag nollies · « **Reply #6510 on:** June 30, 2016, 06:05:09 PM »

Its 2016, and I feel I can admit that tranny porn is my shit

SodaJerk · « **Reply #6511 on:** July 01, 2016, 04:34:14 AM »

What's up with the colour of that girls dick?

Jim and Dan · « **Reply #6512 on:** July 01, 2016, 06:53:30 AM »

I gotta remember not to look at this thread at work...

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #6513 on:** July 01, 2016, 12:30:02 PM »

Told a gal I'm really into about my SLAP existence last night and it sort of felt like a confession.

swag nollies · « **Reply #6514 on:** July 01, 2016, 02:16:13 PM »

Quote from: SodaJerk on July 01, 2016, 04:34:14 AM

What's up with the colour of that girls dick?

Its just dark, like a dark pussy. Your lips/nipples/dick/pussy are USUALLY the same color. So if you wanna know what color a girls nips are just look at her lips.

Mongoloid · « **Reply #6515 on:** July 02, 2016, 01:46:52 PM »

Quote from: bawtawd on June 30, 2016, 06:05:09 PM

Its 2016, and I feel I can admit that tranny porn is my shit

That Tranny looks like Sofia Vergara, and has a bigger dick than I do. $:-\$

*Edit* and the dick looks like a geoduck.

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #6516 on:** July 03, 2016, 09:13:06 PM »

I'm down with tranny porn too. Pretty sure I already mentioned that. It ain't my favorite but it's in the rotation. She's gotta be real pretty though.

Silky Johnson · « **Reply #6517 on:** July 03, 2016, 10:03:04 PM »

tranny on girl? Or...

swag nollies · « **Reply #6518 on:** July 03, 2016, 10:14:00 PM »

O.K. heres the breakdown on my tranny porn thing. I view the dick as my own somewhat, so instead of watching a guy with a dick, which Im not atracted to, the dick is on a chick and chicks are hot, and so are dicks, but not dicks on dudes. I want my dick to be pleasured so I like seing dick pleasured? Its gay but whatever. Maybe its some kind of hedonistic dick fetish, since I have a dick and Im down for dicks.

Im down with solos, thats my fave, Im down with everything exept when they fuck dudes, cant get down on that for some reason.

Guys, come clean with your porn secrets, let them out, consider this therapy.

Silky Johnson · « **Reply #6519 on:** July 04, 2016, 12:28:31 AM »

Fair enough I've recently limited my porn consumption because i was getting too desensitized. I still watch it but only like once a week compared to me beating off like twice a day everyday. My wet dream numbers have skyrocketed which is nice.

Gray Imp Sausage Metal · « **Reply #6520 on:** July 04, 2016, 01:00:00 AM »

As a married man I pretty much only watch porn when I'm away for work. Thank god for the delete browser history function, my office would have a field day if they saw my search engine!

iKobrakai · « **Reply #6521 on:** July 04, 2016, 11:07:28 AM »

Tranny porn is alright. Thai ladyboys destroyed by some ugly German? Sure! Tranny banging a girl? Yes!

Turtle Boy · « **Reply #6522 on:** July 05, 2016, 12:19:13 AM »

Tranny porn is #trendwatch2017

Gray Imp Sausage Metal · « **Reply #6523 on:** July 05, 2016, 01:27:28 AM »

Quote from: Turtle Boy on July 05, 2016, 12:19:13 AM

Tranny porn is #trendwatch2017

AO will be stoked

swag nollies · « **Reply #6524 on:** July 05, 2016, 04:36:34 PM »

I must also confess I only like ugly porn. I can sometimes bag hot girls, but for porn, she needs to be an ugg. I only like jerking to girls I feel I could bag with no difficulties, chunky black girls are on rotation for example. And no fit bitches, I need a little stomach and some giggle but no fat bitches either.

mynameisnotjeff · « **Reply #6525 on:** July 06, 2016, 08:09:12 PM »

I have a girlfriend and I feel bad for watching porn. Needless to say, I have moved away from girls that are thin, I need me something more average.
I also I can't seem to fill the deed with a solo video or lesbian action without a phallic figure involved.

Kolostrum · « **Reply #6526 on:** July 06, 2016, 08:21:19 PM »

Worried about Sharktits. Dude hasn't even logged in since this last post of his. Anyone on here know him personally. I hope all is well.

Quote from: I sniff my own butthole all the time on June 13, 2016, 10:47:23 PM

I got cocky w/ the cut at the methadone clinic so she cut me 77 mgs to zero in a month. Proceeded to get dope sick before zero, Franky says relapse and next thing you know you sold your mopeds and yer pedaling ass. Or, you know on suboxin, off da slime as kobrakai would say before giving a burst mouth. I am grateful to be past sickness and be able to work my bees in the am but I'm looking forward to putting subs behind me too.

tobey · « **Reply #6527 on:** July 06, 2016, 09:24:46 PM »

Quote from: Kolostrum on July 06, 2016, 08:21:19 PM

Worried about Sharktits. Dude hasn't even logged in since this last post of his. Anyone on here know him personally. I hope all is well.

Quote from: I sniff my own butthole all the time on June 13, 2016, 10:47:23 PM
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I got cocky w/ the cut at the methadone clinic so she cut me 77 mgs to zero in a month. Proceeded to get dope sick before zero, Franky says relapse and next thing you know you sold your mopeds and yer pedaling ass. Or, you know on suboxin, off da slime as kobrakai would say before giving a burst mouth. I am grateful to be past sickness and be able to work my bees in the am but I'm looking forward to putting subs behind me too.
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I'm facebook friends with him. He's still killing it with the bees and pretty sure is sticking to sobriety. He probably rather post on facebook than here

Coastal Fever · « **Reply #6528 on:** July 07, 2016, 02:04:30 PM »

I never post in the Stoked On thread due to a fear of jinxing myself, and I never post in Not Stoked because my issues always seem petty in comparison to some others.

I just gotta vent though.. in the past 6 weeks I've been laid off from the two best jobs I've had and dumped by the best aka only real gf I've had. Even though I haven't been skating or slapping as much I used to, this place still kind of feels a reprieve from the harshness of the outside adult world.

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #6529 on:** July 07, 2016, 02:30:13 PM »

I guess at least those are only the best jobs/girl you've had so far. Don't worry, it gets better. Also it gets way way way way way way way way worse. So much more bad than good. Hope that helps.

Coastal Fever · « **Reply #6530 on:** July 07, 2016, 05:04:31 PM »

In some twisted way it does. Thanks.

Adam Carolla · « **Reply #6531 on:** July 07, 2016, 06:35:14 PM »

Quote from: bawtawd on June 30, 2016, 06:05:09 PM

Its 2016, and I feel I can admit that tranny porn is my shit

holy fuck thats hot! too bad id never be able to meet a passable tranny like that irl. id be deepthroating her and swallowing fer sher. im the same as you i could never do it with just a guy so i guess im only attracted to the dick itself. love pussy to tho.

Turtle Boy · « **Reply #6532 on:** July 07, 2016, 11:48:09 PM »

Quote from: shit_for_brains on July 07, 2016, 02:30:13 PM

I guess at least those are only the best jobs/girl you've had so far. Don't worry, it gets better. Also it gets way way way way way way way way worse. So much more bad than good. Hope that helps.

This. Except once you realize there are tons of girls in the world that could be potential gf, it will get easier to dump or being dumped.

mynameisnotjeff · « **Reply #6533 on:** July 08, 2016, 07:25:31 PM »

I was asked to leave my local today. I was trying to skate their flatbar and get some stalls but there was all these groms and Steven Fernandez was there. I'm 20 and don't really like the store, just gives me a weird vibe, so I'm not really mad.

KUberry · « **Reply #6534 on:** July 10, 2016, 10:41:11 AM »

I'm addicted to selling drugs. I own two homes and four vehicles and I have 450 in cash. It's never enough and the only thing I can think about is making more money. It could be anywhere from 1k on a slow day to 20k in an hr.

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #6535 on:** July 10, 2016, 11:19:25 AM »

Well you aren't smart enough to build yourself an empire, so you'll be robbed, killed, or busted soon enough. Live it up while you can!

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #6536 on:** July 10, 2016, 01:11:14 PM »

What SFB said. If only you sold dog drugs, you'd have yourself a killing.

Adam Carolla · « **Reply #6537 on:** July 10, 2016, 03:34:27 PM »

Quote from: KUberry on July 10, 2016, 10:41:11 AM

I'm addicted to selling drugs. I own two homes and four vehicles and I have 450 in cash. It's never enough and the only thing I can think about is making more money. It could be anywhere from 1k on a slow day to 20k in an hr.

ya fuckn right your a loser

lickcakes · « **Reply #6538 on:** July 10, 2016, 04:11:39 PM »

I don't like porn, I jerk off to normal wrestling and boxing matches. I recently started watching chessboxing, and it's such a turn-on to see two nerds fighting each other.

I recently realized I'm sexually attracted to autistic/probably autistic guys. Additionally, I prefer dudes that have a lower interest in sex than I do... so that chopped my list down from about 30 to 3, and the closest one is two hours away. Perfect.

I think I'm only comfortable when I have more power than the other dude, because I'm tired of dudes trying to rape me.

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #6539 on:** July 10, 2016, 05:37:11 PM »

That's quite a post.

Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1745846 times)

swag nollies

doublesteveburger

swag nollies

Mongoloid

swag nollies

swag nollies

shit_for_brains

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doublesteveburger

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