Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1977725 times)

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #7440 on:** March 06, 2018, 08:24:41 AM »

my wife to be once sang along to buck cherry's "crazy bitch" when she was drunk, I could barely look at her for a week.

JB · « **Reply #7441 on:** March 06, 2018, 08:30:13 AM »

Quote from: Beeda Weeda on March 06, 2018, 08:24:41 AM

my wife to be once sang along to buck cherry's "crazy bitch" when she was drunk, I could barely look at her for a week.

you've still got time

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #7442 on:** March 06, 2018, 08:31:52 AM »

Quote from: Beeda Weeda on March 06, 2018, 08:24:41 AM

my wife to be once sang along to buck cherry's "crazy bitch" when she was drunk, I could barely look at her for a week.

I have a physical resemblance to the singer of Buck Cherry.

slappies · « **Reply #7443 on:** March 06, 2018, 12:40:00 PM »

My girlfriend and I have this game where we do the opposite of censoring songs, so essentially we only sing the naughty words and leave blank pauses where the regular words are. "Crazy Bitch" is a pretty common one we do. I know, I know, but trust me it's funnier in person. It sounds like this: bitch fuck !

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #7444 on:** March 06, 2018, 12:57:51 PM »

I knew my wife was the one when I replied to her saying "ass" with "and titties" she threw back a " and big booty bitches". On the flipside she mostly hates what I listen to,regardless of knowing the words. It goes the same for her Beyonce and Mariachi/Cumbia/Rock en Espanol.

Quote from: shit_for_brains on March 06, 2018, 08:31:52 AM

Quote from: Beeda Weeda on March 06, 2018, 08:24:41 AM
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my wife to be once sang along to buck cherry's "crazy bitch" when she was drunk, I could barely look at her for a week.
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I have a physical resemblance to the singer of Buck Cherry.

chaos

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #7445 on:** March 06, 2018, 01:48:09 PM »

Quote from: Francis Xavier on March 06, 2018, 12:57:51 PM

I knew my wife was the one when I replied to her saying "ass" with "and titties" she threw back a " and big booty bitches". On the flipside she mostly hates what I listen to,regardless of knowing the words. It goes the same for her Beyonce and Mariachi/Cumbia/Rock en Espanol.

Quote from: shit_for_brains on March 06, 2018, 08:31:52 AM
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Quote from: Beeda Weeda on March 06, 2018, 08:24:41 AM
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my wife to be once sang along to buck cherry's "crazy bitch" when she was drunk, I could barely look at her for a week.
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I have a physical resemblance to the singer of Buck Cherry.
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chaos

My hair is short, my tattoos are a different kind of stupid, and my wristbands have Monster logos on them but yeah like I said.

Grind King Rims · « **Reply #7446 on:** March 06, 2018, 02:50:46 PM »

TIL shit_for_brains is Cobra Cole

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #7447 on:** March 06, 2018, 03:04:12 PM »

i look like the main guy from office space ive been told many times

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #7448 on:** March 06, 2018, 03:09:08 PM »

Quote from: Grind King Rims on March 06, 2018, 02:50:46 PM

TIL shit_for_brains is Cobra Cole

Probably the best indirect confession in this thread.

I'm told I look like Barry Badrinath from Beerfest

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #7449 on:** March 06, 2018, 03:27:07 PM »

It's really the jaw and brow lines. I'm not Chris Cole but you should've seen how his wife used to look at me.

Grind King Rims · « **Reply #7450 on:** March 06, 2018, 03:33:02 PM »

I look like Walter White crossed with Hugh Laurie as House.
I'm 26 years old, god damn it.

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #7451 on:** March 06, 2018, 04:58:56 PM »

Quote from: shit_for_brains on March 06, 2018, 03:27:07 PM

It's really the jaw and brow lines. I'm not Chris Cole but you should've seen how his wife used to look at me.

Bet you kept ol' Red good company while Chris was away on those third world Fallen trips

streetsoup · « **Reply #7452 on:** March 06, 2018, 06:09:21 PM »

Growing up I got told I looked like Jon Cena a lot.
D:
Now I get told I look like Sid off of Toy Story. All the time. For Halloween next year im just gonna wear a zero shirt and run with it.

SodaJerk · « **Reply #7453 on:** March 07, 2018, 09:17:16 AM »

I look like Mark Hamill, pre and post car accident.

iKobrakai · « **Reply #7454 on:** March 07, 2018, 11:26:14 AM »

I look like shit. Thank God for them gains.

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #7455 on:** March 07, 2018, 11:54:44 AM »

Please start doing drugs again

bawtawd9 · « **Reply #7456 on:** March 07, 2018, 12:13:42 PM »

Chick said I looked,lile screech

Funk that whore

Krooked antihero · « **Reply #7457 on:** March 07, 2018, 12:18:05 PM »

My girlfriend always say that I look like mix of ryan gosling and paul newman.

SodaJerk · « **Reply #7458 on:** March 07, 2018, 12:19:31 PM »

Quote from: bawtawd9 on March 07, 2018, 12:13:42 PM

Chick said I looked,lile screech

Funk that whore

Screech went on to do some quality gonzo porn.

bawtawd5 · « **Reply #7459 on:** March 07, 2018, 12:48:20 PM »

I just wanna shine

Wizard Fight · « **Reply #7460 on:** March 07, 2018, 10:16:21 PM »

Quote from: bawtawd5 on March 07, 2018, 12:48:20 PM

I just wanna shine

iKobrakai · « **Reply #7461 on:** March 07, 2018, 10:55:22 PM »

Quote from: fulltechnicalskizzy on March 07, 2018, 11:54:44 AM

Please start doing drugs again

Great idea.

Grind King Rims · « **Reply #7462 on:** March 08, 2018, 07:20:54 AM »

Quote from: SodaJerk on March 07, 2018, 12:19:31 PM

Quote from: bawtawd9 on March 07, 2018, 12:13:42 PM
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Chick said I looked,lile screech

Funk that whore
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Screech went on to do some quality gonzo porn.

He used a stunt cock, it wasn't him. The whole video was to try and get some quick cash to save his mortgage or something.

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #7463 on:** March 08, 2018, 07:37:41 AM »

Well then why waste all that money on someone's dick

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #7464 on:** March 08, 2018, 08:31:10 AM »

Wasn't there a dirty sanchez done in the Screech vid? That's all I recall people bugging out on other than his giant (stunt) cock

Yu Dum · « **Reply #7465 on:** March 08, 2018, 08:48:37 AM »

I have neither read a single Harry Potter book, not have I seen any of the films after the first one.

Also, I’ve been on an X-Files binge since late-November/early-December and it has taken precedence over skating most days. I need to stop myself.

straight · « **Reply #7466 on:** March 08, 2018, 09:38:09 AM »

Quote from: Blind Fisherman on March 08, 2018, 08:48:37 AM

I have neither read a single Harry Potter book, not have I seen any of the films after the first one.

me neither including first movie cuz im not a nerd

ive also never seen any iron man movie or game of thrones but am asked on a daily (literally) basis about those two and how cool it is that i have that last name

shark tits · « **Reply #7467 on:** March 08, 2018, 09:57:57 AM »

Quote from: straight on March 08, 2018, 09:38:09 AM

Quote from: Blind Fisherman on March 08, 2018, 08:48:37 AM
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I have neither read a single Harry Potter book, not have I seen any of the films after the first one.
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me neither including first movie cuz im not a nerd

ive also never seen any iron man movie or game of thrones but am asked on a daily (literally) basis about those two and how cool it is that i have that last name

straight man?

cancelled · « **Reply #7468 on:** March 08, 2018, 10:16:48 AM »

starks?

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #7469 on:** March 08, 2018, 10:34:31 AM »

straight man starks

Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1977725 times)

Beeda Weeda

shit_for_brains

shit_for_brains

Grind King Rims

shit_for_brains

Grind King Rims

bawtawd9

Grind King Rims

shit_for_brains

Yu Dum

shark tits

doublesteveburger

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