real confessions

[mynameisnotjeff]

Thanks frebs I'm smilin at u all I'll smile a bit in the wind for you dudes look to the west where Im coming from and you will feel it, right in the dandelion seeds and warm breeze a smile, you can borrow it for the summer just keep it safe for me I may need it one day if my stitching gets frayed and I question my identity. Maybe I'll look in the mirror and a smile won't just be there, then you can share one back with me, launch it into the northeasterly trade winds or something.

Shalom

Just saw the Mr. Roger's documentary (and cried like a child) and honestly, you're positivity is doing the lord's work. Keep it up friend, much love!

[silhouette]

"skately.com skateboard library"

you're right, i do feel better.

I hope you ever get to see the one in which he brings up how skating in clean socks makes one's feet happy and happy feet skate better.

[skatefresh]

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A friend of mine told me his buddy fell in love with a rub and tug girl. The guy would feel guilty if he did not pay for services regularly. He gave the girl his number and she used to call him up to temp him to stop by and leave messages on his phone. She was a young Asian girl and she would let the guy watch Asian porn while getting his hand job. Then one day the place was raided and he never heard from the girl again.

[close]

Yeah.. a few have my number and will hit me up to come by. I'm not gonna lie, I caught feelings for a girl one time. I lost contact with her after the store she worked at got shut down. Cute Chinese girl, late 20s. I ended up finding her months later at a shop I had never tried. But I soon realized she was just hustling me for tips. 

[close]

Dude, you’re so in the shit. Seek help, gonto meetings. This isn’t healthy

[close]

I dont go often anymore. The novelty of it sort of wore off. But I'm fine being a sex addict. There's a lot worse things to be addicted to. I can't afford to anyway, since I took a trip to Korea recently that put me into some debt.

[close]

How do people even find out about these kinds of places?

They're everywhere. Literally almost every massage place offers these kind of services. Well unless it's massage envy..

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

I haven't been in the TK of Baker thread in a while, is it still worth it?

[Francis Xavier]

I haven't been in the TK of Baker thread in a while, is it still worth it?

Sometimes,depending how much shalom you need in your life.

[DanTheDoucher]

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A friend of mine told me his buddy fell in love with a rub and tug girl. The guy would feel guilty if he did not pay for services regularly. He gave the girl his number and she used to call him up to temp him to stop by and leave messages on his phone. She was a young Asian girl and she would let the guy watch Asian porn while getting his hand job. Then one day the place was raided and he never heard from the girl again.

[close]

Yeah.. a few have my number and will hit me up to come by. I'm not gonna lie, I caught feelings for a girl one time. I lost contact with her after the store she worked at got shut down. Cute Chinese girl, late 20s. I ended up finding her months later at a shop I had never tried. But I soon realized she was just hustling me for tips. 

[close]

Dude, you’re so in the shit. Seek help, gonto meetings. This isn’t healthy

[close]

I dont go often anymore. The novelty of it sort of wore off. But I'm fine being a sex addict. There's a lot worse things to be addicted to. I can't afford to anyway, since I took a trip to Korea recently that put me into some debt.

[close]

How do people even find out about these kinds of places?

Just go into a random massage parlor and ask for a rad tug.

Their reaction will tell you everything.

[Dwyck]

Finding happy ending massage parlors is like buying loose cigarettes, or beer when you're underage. Just don't walk in heavyset, bald with a walkie talkie on your belt and you're golden

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

You just described 90% of rub and tug customers

[doublesteveburger]

haha god damn I needed that response today dude, thank you

You just described 90% of rub and tug customers

[straight]

i just remembered this time when i stood on my toilet seat and took a dump

[Francis Xavier]

i just remembered this time when i stood on my toilet seat and took a dump

Sober? That kind of parlor trick is always amusing

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i just remembered this time when i stood on my toilet seat and took a dump

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Sober? That kind of parlor trick is always amusing

idk and i also don’t remember if it was a bullseye or not

[Francis Xavier]

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i just remembered this time when i stood on my toilet seat and took a dump

[close]

Sober? That kind of parlor trick is always amusing

[close]

idk and i also don’t remember if it was a bullseye or not

You didn't even flush I bet. I'm gonna guess it was a bank shot

[straight]

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i just remembered this time when i stood on my toilet seat and took a dump

[close]

Sober? That kind of parlor trick is always amusing

[close]

idk and i also don’t remember if it was a bullseye or not

[close]

You didn't even flush I bet. I'm gonna guess it was a bank shot

do i give off if it’s brown keep it in town vibes

[Francis Xavier]

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i just remembered this time when i stood on my toilet seat and took a dump

[close]

Sober? That kind of parlor trick is always amusing

[close]

idk and i also don’t remember if it was a bullseye or not

[close]

You didn't even flush I bet. I'm gonna guess it was a bank shot

[close]

do i give off if it’s brown keep it in town vibes

In the heat of the moment yes,but in careful consideration that it was in your home,  and not a store or restaurant I'm sure it was properly handled.

[feedmeseymour]

i just remembered this time when i stood on my toilet seat and took a dump

wait were you standing or squatting on the seat? either way the splash back must have been tremendous!

[somethingmustbreaknow]

maybe not if it was a washout toilet.

[silhouette]

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i just remembered this time when i stood on my toilet seat and took a dump

[close]

wait were you standing or squatting on the seat? either way the splash back must have been tremendous!

But that splash back is exactly what soonbanned ever posted to hear.

I find it funny to imagine him posting on SLAP in that position.

[martha dumptruck]

bawtawd has my address. he's not going to doxx and blackmail is he?

[honey island]

i honestly dont mind the food at starbucks

[Francis Xavier]

i honestly dont mind the food at starbucks

Although the spinach feta wrap can lack flavor,I always order it

[Bagelskate]

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i honestly dont mind the food at starbucks

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Although the spinach feta wrap can lack flavor,I always order it

The mini vanilla scones are amazing

[doublesteveburger]

Joey Brezinski’s skateboarding is entertaining to me. I’m so fucking sorry.

[Owen]

Joey Brezinski’s skateboarding is entertaining to me. I’m so fucking sorry.

You sick bastard

[ChuckRamone]

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i honestly dont mind the food at starbucks

[close]

Although the spinach feta wrap can lack flavor,I always order it

got a starbucks gift card once and got mostly food with it. their donuts and breakfast sandwiches are good but too expensive to buy normally.

[NegativeCreep]

Starbucks hot chocolate and cake pops are a guilty pleasure of mine.

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Joey Brezinski’s skateboarding is entertaining to me. I’m so fucking sorry.

[close]

You sick bastard

I was pretty stoked on this part back in the day.

[SneakySecrets]

I’d totally fuck Amy Sedaris.

[Frank]

bawtawd has my address. he's not going to doxx and blackmail is he?

i guess he might doxx you just for fun and to demonstrate dominance, but we probably wouldn't know since we would have trouble figuring out what he was actually trying to say. he's also rich and (possibly) on the run from the cops so he might have bigger things to worry about, like putting his money into offshore accounts, buy safe houses, employ goons for personal security, make ties with drug cartels, get plastic and skin surgery to look like a black person, and so on.

[honey island]

I’d totally fuck Amy Sedaris.

i mean, i'd fuck nigella lawson

[SpankerChief]

there's not a day that goes by that I haven't thought about eating a bullet or ODing. No it isn't just having chemical imbalance and or angst, just as I get older and realize how alone it can be in certain aspects I just sometimes want to end the sadness.


From Family members to friends and all walks in between I am envious in a way they don't have to deal with this mortal coil. In no way am I wishing death on anyone just I wish I could sleep and not wake up to be at peace without being sad for no reason at all.