I was at a work event last week. Super uncomfortable, socializing with a bunch of people I am not a fan of. Out of being super uncomfortable, I got drunk before the dinner (2 hours bus ride with tequila).
I'm sitting next to a woman I've never met and she sees my wedding ring. She says "Oh, how long have you been married?" and I blurted out 10 years. I've been married for a year and every other person I'm there with knows that. For some reason, I didn't correct it and she kept harping on it.
I had to talk to my boss, convince him to convince everyone else I had been married for this period of time just to save face on this one drunken conversation.