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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9660 on: August 10, 2020, 10:23:58 PM »
you seem like a real true friend rock lobster . i bet your friend really appreciates having you in his life
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9661 on: August 11, 2020, 12:51:24 AM »
Just curious how old are you?

I'm 26, so pretty lucky to still be able to just bum around with no responsibility and skate as much as I want. I thought my bones would be feeling like glass at this point but honestly feel as fit as ever
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Dude just pop...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9662 on: August 11, 2020, 01:25:07 AM »
you seem like a real true friend rock lobster . i bet your friend really appreciates having you in his life

I doubt any of us within the group (ex-army) would be able to forgive ourselves if he decided to off himself. We've shared lots of great times together and were groomsmen for each others weddings. It seemed only fair that we continued to fight for him even when things looked the bleakest for him.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9663 on: August 11, 2020, 08:11:05 AM »
I was using a public restroom today at work, having a nice leisurely pee singing ďA Natural WomanĒ to myself for some reason (I donít know why, I just was) when I heard a cough come from one of the stalls. 

Someone was in there the entire time and heard my whole performance.  :-*

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9664 on: August 11, 2020, 08:14:00 AM »
I was using a public restroom today at work, having a nice leisurely pee singing ďA Natural WomanĒ to myself for some reason (I donít know why, I just was) when I heard a cough come from one of the stalls. 

Someone was in there the entire time and heard my whole performance.  :-*

I'm sure you killed it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9665 on: August 11, 2020, 11:24:39 AM »
I have pretty much only skated Ventures for the last couple decades, but I have Indys now and I absolutely love them.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9666 on: August 12, 2020, 12:38:55 AM »
i value my privacy more than anything and anyone

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9667 on: August 13, 2020, 04:45:55 AM »
Weird one but itís my sisters birthday so I had her over and we made roast pork cause we love that shit. Anyway sheís always had this cat, Felix. Iíve known that little fucker since he was a wee lad. Anyway homeboy just went to the vets and heís not allowed outside anymore cause heís got aids
But sister said the vet said heíll be fine
Sister also has an acquired brain injury so idk

Slap frens with cats wtf is this something that happens? We donít even have rabies here is it like rabies
Rip Felix
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9668 on: August 13, 2020, 08:12:04 AM »
Weird one but itís my sisters birthday so I had her over and we made roast pork cause we love that shit. Anyway sheís always had this cat, Felix. Iíve known that little fucker since he was a wee lad. Anyway homeboy just went to the vets and heís not allowed outside anymore cause heís got aids
But sister said the vet said heíll be fine
Sister also has an acquired brain injury so idk

Slap frens with cats wtf is this something that happens? We donít even have rabies here is it like rabies
Rip Felix

He's just infirm, dude. Vet is making sure Felix doesn't get scooped up by a falcon.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9669 on: August 14, 2020, 02:13:39 AM »
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Weird one but itís my sisters birthday so I had her over and we made roast pork cause we love that shit. Anyway sheís always had this cat, Felix. Iíve known that little fucker since he was a wee lad. Anyway homeboy just went to the vets and heís not allowed outside anymore cause heís got aids
But sister said the vet said heíll be fine
Sister also has an acquired brain injury so idk

Slap frens with cats wtf is this something that happens? We donít even have rabies here is it like rabies
Rip Felix
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He's just infirm, dude. Vet is making sure Felix doesn't get stomped by Todd Falcon.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9670 on: August 14, 2020, 03:59:17 PM »
 Sorry to hear about Felix.
 Love cats more than 90% of humans. 
Memories keep him living forever. 
 
Happy Friday amigos. Be safe plus experience fun this weekend. Attempted to read Brian Jonestown Massacre thread other night then tapped out. That guy commenting a lot turned that thread into diva status such as Anton himself would have. Mental health no joke nevertheless that's favorite song of theirs especially this live Paris Version ....
 
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9671 on: August 14, 2020, 09:29:39 PM »
Am I a douche for liking fucking awesome & quasi? 
Why do we ask the questions we know the answer to?

because you hope that someone will give a different answer

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9672 on: August 15, 2020, 02:24:45 AM »
Am I a douche for liking fucking awesome & quasi? 
Why do we ask the questions we know the answer to?

you are fine for liking quasi. but a douche for liking fucking awesome. how old are you? sixteen? grow up.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9673 on: August 15, 2020, 02:31:28 AM »
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Am I a douche for liking fucking awesome & quasi? 
Why do we ask the questions we know the answer to?
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you are fine for liking quasi. but a douche for liking fucking awesome. how old are you? sixteen? grow up.

ahh yes, crucifying someone because they like the wrong brand. classic slap. why dont we cancel him, as well?....... oh shit i just assumed that persons gender! fuck, i guess i need to be cancelled, too.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9674 on: August 15, 2020, 02:50:12 AM »
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Am I a douche for liking fucking awesome & quasi? 
Why do we ask the questions we know the answer to?
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you are fine for liking quasi. but a douche for liking fucking awesome. how old are you? sixteen? grow up.
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ahh yes, crucifying someone because they like the wrong brand. classic slap. why dont we cancel him, as well?....... oh shit i just assumed that persons gender! fuck, i guess i need to be cancelled, too.

Because of your post, I somehow just had the epiphany that Kanten Russell was a spoonerism for Cancel Routine.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9675 on: August 16, 2020, 01:58:08 AM »
Ah all good I mean heís not even my cat

Howís this for a real confession I am officially a snitch

I got roped into looking after my ice junkie niece a few months back. I caught her and her dickhead mates stealing my shit and they stomped fuck out of me, pulled my arm out of socket and broke my other wrist.
I stood and had a go itís difficult when youíre surrounded and alone though

Itís probably just one of those things how bad things happen to bad people but yeah one of em went missing shortly after and the niece damn she had her guts cut open
I heard it was real messy
amateur surgeon type shit

Obviously I had nothing to do with it I canít stress that enough and I mean I went to the cops anyway, I got a call yesterday wrapped em up off to jail

I hear that Xanax withdrawal is a real bitch
So is she
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9676 on: August 16, 2020, 02:07:44 AM »
Ah all good I mean heís not even my cat

Howís this for a real confession I am officially a snitch

I got roped into looking after my ice junkie niece a few months back. I caught her and her dickhead mates stealing my shit and they stomped fuck out of me, pulled my arm out of socket and broke my other wrist.
I stood and had a go itís difficult when youíre surrounded and alone though

Itís probably just one of those things how bad things happen to bad people but yeah one of em went missing shortly after and the niece damn she had her guts cut open
I heard it was real messy
amateur surgeon type shit

Obviously I had nothing to do with it I canít stress that enough and I mean I went to the cops anyway, I got a call yesterday wrapped em up off to jail

I hear that Xanax withdrawal is a real bitch
So is she

but, are you ok?
for me, xanax withdrawal is a walk in the park compared to alcohol withdrawal. im struggling to go more than 24 hours without a drink. xanax withdrawal, im just numb, i guess that makes me lucky? i never had any seizures, either but alcohol withdrawal is unbearable. irritability, the shakes, not being able to focus, excessive sweating, heart palpitations, did i mention the shakes?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9677 on: August 16, 2020, 02:19:21 AM »
Iím all good thanks this happened a couple months ago. I have able to skate for a couple weeks now. It was a bit humiliating getting my head stomped in by what I would call kids but Iím all healed and I didnít get cut open or anything haha

I was taking about my niece, Iím not sure but I donít think they hand out bars in the can. I think she eats em like skittles
I have taken em before but never daily, havenít had any for a while now
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« Reply #9678 on: August 16, 2020, 02:23:54 AM »
Iím all good thanks this happened a couple months ago. I have able to skate for a couple weeks now. It was a bit humiliating getting my head stomped in by what I would call kids but Iím all healed and I didnít get cut open or anything haha

I was taking about my niece, Iím not sure but I donít think they hand out bars in the can. I think she eats em like skittles
I have taken em before but never daily, havenít had any for a while now
even though they were kids, never underestimate the power of a junkie going through withdrawal.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9679 on: August 16, 2020, 03:03:58 PM »
I went to skate today and it was gonna rain so there weren't many people there. Just some girls rollerblading and these 2 guys chatting about to leave. I go skate, everyone else leaves, and then it starts to rain so I leave. As i got in my car i noticed one of the 2 guys' boards sitting in the grass by where he parked. He probably forgot to put it in his car after talking with his buddy. I took it home because if it just sat in the rain it would've been fucked, but now if I don't get it back to him I'm a shithead thief. What do I do? I don't even go to that park often so it's not like I'll be back tomorrow and I'll just leave it at the same spot.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9680 on: August 16, 2020, 03:22:41 PM »
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Am I a douche for liking fucking awesome & quasi? 
Why do we ask the questions we know the answer to?
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you are fine for liking quasi. but a douche for liking fucking awesome. how old are you? sixteen? grow up.
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ahh yes, crucifying someone because they like the wrong brand. classic slap. why dont we cancel him, as well?....... oh shit i just assumed that persons gender! fuck, i guess i need to be cancelled, too.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9681 on: August 16, 2020, 03:43:39 PM »
I went to skate today and it was gonna rain so there weren't many people there. Just some girls rollerblading and these 2 guys chatting about to leave. I go skate, everyone else leaves, and then it starts to rain so I leave. As i got in my car i noticed one of the 2 guys' boards sitting in the grass by where he parked. He probably forgot to put it in his car after talking with his buddy. I took it home because if it just sat in the rain it would've been fucked, but now if I don't get it back to him I'm a shithead thief. What do I do? I don't even go to that park often so it's not like I'll be back tomorrow and I'll just leave it at the same spot.
Not like you intentionally scoped it out to steal, like you said he was at a loss for a skateboard even if he went back for it due to the rain. You did the right thing by fostering an abandoned complete.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9682 on: August 16, 2020, 05:29:35 PM »
I went to skate today and it was gonna rain so there weren't many people there. Just some girls rollerblading and these 2 guys chatting about to leave. I go skate, everyone else leaves, and then it starts to rain so I leave. As i got in my car i noticed one of the 2 guys' boards sitting in the grass by where he parked. He probably forgot to put it in his car after talking with his buddy. I took it home because if it just sat in the rain it would've been fucked, but now if I don't get it back to him I'm a shithead thief. What do I do? I don't even go to that park often so it's not like I'll be back tomorrow and I'll just leave it at the same spot.

Social media? Make a story tagging the local shops for them to repost. Mention the name of the park, the day you were there and don't post a photo of the board so that anyone trying to claim it has to describe it. And the way I see it, if a shop doesn't repost because they'd rather sell a new complete, fuck that shop.

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« Reply #9683 on: August 16, 2020, 05:46:59 PM »
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Am I a douche for liking fucking awesome & quasi? 
Why do we ask the questions we know the answer to?
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you are fine for liking quasi. but a douche for liking fucking awesome. how old are you? sixteen? grow up.
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ahh yes, crucifying someone because they like the wrong brand. classic slap. why dont we cancel him, as well?....... oh shit i just assumed that persons gender! fuck, i guess i need to be cancelled, too.
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You're doing it wrong

how would you go about getting cancelled, then?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9684 on: August 17, 2020, 11:24:56 AM »
I went to skate today and it was gonna rain so there weren't many people there. Just some girls rollerblading and these 2 guys chatting about to leave. I go skate, everyone else leaves, and then it starts to rain so I leave. As i got in my car i noticed one of the 2 guys' boards sitting in the grass by where he parked. He probably forgot to put it in his car after talking with his buddy. I took it home because if it just sat in the rain it would've been fucked, but now if I don't get it back to him I'm a shithead thief. What do I do? I don't even go to that park often so it's not like I'll be back tomorrow and I'll just leave it at the same spot.
Someone left their fairly new complete at a pretty high traffic spot I skate. I put it in my car so no one would take it while expecting them to come back for it. They never showed up. I hit them up through Instagram and nothing. I kept the board in my car for almost a full year before I saw them again and gave it back
fuck you bama

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9685 on: August 17, 2020, 06:30:47 PM »
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I went to skate today and it was gonna rain so there weren't many people there. Just some girls rollerblading and these 2 guys chatting about to leave. I go skate, everyone else leaves, and then it starts to rain so I leave. As i got in my car i noticed one of the 2 guys' boards sitting in the grass by where he parked. He probably forgot to put it in his car after talking with his buddy. I took it home because if it just sat in the rain it would've been fucked, but now if I don't get it back to him I'm a shithead thief. What do I do? I don't even go to that park often so it's not like I'll be back tomorrow and I'll just leave it at the same spot.
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Someone left their fairly new complete at a pretty high traffic spot I skate. I put it in my car so no one would take it while expecting them to come back for it. They never showed up. I hit them up through Instagram and nothing. I kept the board in my car for almost a full year before I saw them again and gave it back

Better man than I am. Would have sold the parts after a 6 month wait.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9686 on: August 17, 2020, 06:54:01 PM »
Iím tired of being a bipolar mess. The course of a day is a fucking rollercoaster, and it doesnít take much to trigger either extreme.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9687 on: August 22, 2020, 07:13:55 AM »
Skating has just made me so angry lately. Ive probably had a few months where I haven't been feeling as stoked as i usually do on skating. Don't get me wrong the passion still burns but it seems to piss me off more than it hypes me up.
I seem to be just going through a period of stagnation, I haven't learnt anything new in weeks and when I do try something new I just get completely smoked on a slam. I've tried mixing it up by skating curbs and trying new stuff but even then the spots will turn to busts or it'll rain or some shit.

Maybe I'm just a pussy, maybe I'm just yearning for different things in skating. Maybe I'm just venting. Fuckin stupid.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9688 on: August 22, 2020, 05:21:32 PM »
How old are you?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9689 on: August 22, 2020, 07:15:37 PM »