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Re: real confessions
« Reply #660 on: August 21, 2007, 01:16:07 PM »
Another confession is I usually avoid posting things about my girlfriend in fear she might lurk here. She probably doesn't but I am usually hesitant on saying things like my above post.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #661 on: August 21, 2007, 01:19:49 PM »
I banged a chick with a shaved head this weekend.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #662 on: August 21, 2007, 11:07:40 PM »
gnar every day for the next five days brotha

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #663 on: August 22, 2007, 12:58:21 AM »
meduim sized chicks with nice wavy hair with a side fringe and have big lips/ass/tits are what im into right now.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #664 on: August 22, 2007, 05:27:25 AM »
gnar every day for the next five days brotha

dude, ill almost be back to neutral!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #665 on: August 22, 2007, 09:45:10 PM »
I kind of know im not going anywhere in life...and i just want to skate

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #666 on: August 22, 2007, 09:56:10 PM »
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meduim sized chicks with nice wavy hair with a side fringe and have big lips/ass/tits are what im into right now.


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you know theres rolls under those balloons.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #667 on: August 22, 2007, 10:23:40 PM »
stop fuckin, just stop showing that pic of that fat ass!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #668 on: August 22, 2007, 11:59:50 PM »
I kind of know im not going anywhere in life...and i just want to skate
And I bet you´re virgin. Go fuck an elephant, your life sucks you loser.
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #669 on: August 23, 2007, 01:17:39 AM »
i watch that show american gladiator on espn classics and i kinda fucked up my laptop from porn o and i got this laptop for the sole purpose of porn ;D

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #670 on: August 23, 2007, 06:25:55 AM »
yea, i was thinking about picking up one of those iphones for the sole purpose of jerking off in any nearby bathroom at any given moment.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #671 on: August 23, 2007, 09:52:51 AM »
theres this girl whos liked me for years, and me the same but we can never seem to go out. its been going on for about 2 years now, just staring at echother and having an awkward conversation sometimes but it honestly feels like love to me

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #672 on: August 23, 2007, 12:43:16 PM »
theres this girl whos liked me for years, and me the same but we can never seem to go out. its been going on for about 2 years now, just staring at echother and having an awkward conversation sometimes but it honestly feels like love to me

same

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #673 on: August 23, 2007, 09:03:41 PM »
keep her in your basement
nearly every time I see a possum it's in dead form.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #674 on: August 24, 2007, 04:09:37 PM »
I kind of know I'm not going anywhere in skating...and I just want to live.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #675 on: August 25, 2007, 02:52:46 AM »
fuck you.....holy shit you are gay. I dont mean skate as in "hey guys i wanna go pro" I just enjoy doing it so fuck you

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #676 on: August 25, 2007, 10:17:23 AM »
I don't think i'll ever be a dad... for medical reasons i'm not comfortable discussing with my girl.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #677 on: August 25, 2007, 02:24:02 PM »
I don't think i'll ever be a dad... for medical reasons i'm not comfortable discussing with my girl.
Do you mean that because of medical reasons you´re not able to get a girl pregnant or do you mean that because of medical reasons you can´t talk about it with your girl?
Anyway, if it´s the first one then I´m truly sorry to hear that. Still you could adopt a child, so you would be dad.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #678 on: August 29, 2007, 12:51:51 AM »
I jacked off with the song Kung Fu Fighting it was actually a lot of fun

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #679 on: August 29, 2007, 05:25:31 AM »
I jacked off with the song Kung Fu Fighting it was actually a lot of fun

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA gnar

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #680 on: August 30, 2007, 05:12:02 PM »
second the gnar

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #681 on: August 31, 2007, 06:56:48 PM »
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I don't think i'll ever be a dad... for medical reasons i'm not comfortable discussing with my girl.
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Do you mean that because of medical reasons you´re not able to get a girl pregnant or do you mean that because of medical reasons you can´t talk about it with your girl?
Anyway, if it´s the first one then I´m truly sorry to hear that. Still you could adopt a child, so you would be dad.

Theres a 85% chance i'm sterile after having surgery on my left nut for varicole.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #682 on: September 01, 2007, 02:35:58 AM »
feeling awkward through internet
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #683 on: September 02, 2007, 11:22:08 PM »
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I don't think i'll ever be a dad... for medical reasons i'm not comfortable discussing with my girl.
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Do you mean that because of medical reasons you´re not able to get a girl pregnant or do you mean that because of medical reasons you can´t talk about it with your girl?
Anyway, if it´s the first one then I´m truly sorry to hear that. Still you could adopt a child, so you would be dad.
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Theres a 85% chance i'm sterile after having surgery on my left nut for varicole.

man, that sucks. best of luck of on getting your chick preggo, seriously

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #684 on: September 03, 2007, 05:58:31 PM »
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I don't think i'll ever be a dad... for medical reasons i'm not comfortable discussing with my girl.
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Do you mean that because of medical reasons you´re not able to get a girl pregnant or do you mean that because of medical reasons you can´t talk about it with your girl?
Anyway, if it´s the first one then I´m truly sorry to hear that. Still you could adopt a child, so you would be dad.
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Theres a 85% chance i'm sterile after having surgery on my left nut for varicole.
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man, that sucks. best of luck of on getting your chick preggo, seriously
Don't worry bro, when fully flaired comes out, the whole world is going to get pregnant.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #685 on: September 04, 2007, 05:39:11 PM »
I'm addicted to SLAP!  ;D 8) ;D

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #686 on: September 04, 2007, 07:01:09 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #687 on: September 06, 2007, 04:16:54 PM »
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I don't think i'll ever be a dad... for medical reasons i'm not comfortable discussing with my girl.
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Do you mean that because of medical reasons you´re not able to get a girl pregnant or do you mean that because of medical reasons you can´t talk about it with your girl?
Anyway, if it´s the first one then I´m truly sorry to hear that. Still you could adopt a child, so you would be dad.
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Theres a 85% chance i'm sterile after having surgery on my left nut for varicole.

i had surgery done to my right nut for this very reason. i had it done the summer that i completed secondary school. i had a sperm test done recently and everything came out positive.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #688 on: September 06, 2007, 05:08:25 PM »
i got a pain and i dont even really know where it is. i thought it was my leg or my lower stomach or something, now i dont even know. i could be my left nut, its not that bad of a pain, just uncomfortable man. i hope im ok, i do want children someday. even bad mother fuckers should go see the doc, right?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #689 on: September 07, 2007, 05:17:35 AM »
I sit down when I pee at home. It keeps the toilet cleaner. I fucking hate cleaning toilets.