real confessions

[realbasedgod112]

7 months ago i took 5 50mg vyvanse pills from my prescription supply (it gets locked in a safe) and i never got found out.
i don't regret it very much.

[L33Tg33k]

Seriously contemplating paying for OKCupid. Someone stop me.

[DaleSr]

Don't do it. Don't give these apps your hard earned money!

[beatifk]

Seriously contemplating paying for OKCupid. Someone stop me.

What's the worst that could happen? How much is it to try for one month? Do you get locked into a contract?

If it's less than it would cost for one date with a woman, I'd say go for it. If you can't afford it, you probably can't afford a date anyway, so at least it will put it into perspective, and maybe will help you to focus on other things to improve your situation personally and with dating.

Apps are evil, but so are most people. Godspeed to you brother!

[Mark Renton]

I pay for unlimited swipes. Nothing wrong with that L33t. We all spent the same amount of money on worse stuff.


Edit: went back to gnar you @beatifk

Wise words. Go for it L33t!

[Filip]

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Seriously contemplating paying for OKCupid. Someone stop me.

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What's the worst that could happen? How much is it to try for one month? Do you get locked into a contract?

If it's less than it would cost for one date with a woman, I'd say go for it. If you can't afford it, you probably can't afford a date anyway, so at least it will put it into perspective, and maybe will help you to focus on other things to improve your situation personally and with dating.

Apps are evil, but so are most people. Godspeed to you brother!

I paid for Tinder premium, and thanks to that I saw even before i swiped to the good side, that a cute girl likes me. We are dating now and will be moving in together in a month or two. I say do it, nothing wrong with that.

[Freelancevagrant]

Seriously contemplating paying for OKCupid. Someone stop me.

For the love of god let me and Dale help. We 1000% confident we can do a lot of good

[PuffinMuffin]

I've been on this site for nearly a decade and never hit Pal Status, so I've been shitposting like crazy. Sorry.

[Fhk]

There’s no way I’m ever going to be able to solve a Rubik’s cube.  Too fucking dumb.

@SneakySecrets That particular Rubicks cube will unlock a new level of everything when solved.

[Easy Slider]

I've been on this site for nearly a decade and never hit Pal Status, so I've been shitposting like crazy. Sorry.

If you add the gnars to the posts you‘re almost there.

[tuesday]

I've been on this site for nearly a decade and never hit Pal Status, so I've been shitposting like crazy. Sorry.

Same for me. Just taking the opportunity.

[Bunk Moreland]

Seriously contemplating paying for OKCupid. Someone stop me.

A buddy of mine married a girl he met on there. My brother met his wife on eharmony. I’d say go for it, cast a wide net.

[iKobrakai]

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I've been on this site for nearly a decade and never hit Pal Status, so I've been shitposting like crazy. Sorry.

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Same for me. Just taking the opportunity.

Still better than 90% of UWTB...

[rawr1922]

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Seriously contemplating paying for OKCupid. Someone stop me.

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A buddy of mine married a girl he met on there. My brother met his wife on eharmony. I’d say go for it, cast a wide net.

THIS. Actually thinking about trying out when I move to a new city. Dating sites frowned upon in previous times. Completely acceptable & normal nowadays. I too know many friends & family who met their significant other on the web. So hard to  take relationships to the next level in real life settings. Yeah easy to meet someone at the bar. More meaningful tricky as you get older especially when the dream is to meet someone in an organic setting like outside or in a store.  Even hard to meet legit lover in school, mostly everyone taken in college

[Prostate Exam]

I didn't take off stickers on the rubiks cube as a kid. Instead, I disassembled it. I'm still a little bummed I can't solve one either, and I have one that I got new in package from a salvation army in the early 90s.

I developed a serious rubiks cube habit after I found one on the ground after a skatesession.
It's been about 4 years now and my best solve time is 7.6 seconds for a single solve and 11.2 for an average of 5 solves.

Unfortunately I often find myself wasting time trying to beat my records without learning new stuff.

[Freelancevagrant]

I don’t know how to play checkers.

[Jewel Runner]

I don’t know how to play checkers.

You can thank me later when you beat everyone at your next family reunion

[Freelancevagrant]

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I don’t know how to play checkers.

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You can thank me later when you beat everyone at your next family reunion

We don’t family reunions, but I thank you for the link.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

too many different colors happening in checkers i get disoriented

[iKobrakai]

too many different colors happening in checkers i get disoriented

Same with piano for me...

[Dwyck]

I'm chilling, like life is good, I'm applying to grad school, I'm applying to internships, my relationship is fire, my friends all live in my city... But I'm drinking like once a day and it's ass. I'm not breaking shit or making fucked up phone calls like I was last summer but I'm still getting ham drunk at 1 am and going to my curb spot w my rain board the last week or so. It's fun but I'm gonna hit the wall so fucking soon. Smoking cigs inside vibe. Bad times

[nevrwasben]

I'm chilling, like life is good, I'm applying to grad school, I'm applying to internships, my relationship is fire, my friends all live in my city... But I'm drinking like once a day and it's ass. I'm not breaking shit or making fucked up phone calls like I was last summer but I'm still getting ham drunk at 1 am and going to my curb spot w my rain board the last week or so. It's fun but I'm gonna hit the wall so fucking soon. Smoking cigs inside vibe. Bad times

If you know better, do better; before you get to so far down the path you’ve lost your way and become some middle-aged failure drunk dad guy.
We’ll look at that, I just had my own real confession.
Anyway, Dwyck, I believe you can do better if you want to.  Cut out the negative shit and focus on all of that positive stuff you listed out above. Best of luck to you, and learn from the mistakes of others that came before you, instead of your own…

[realbasedgod112]

i found a dying kangaroo in the bush once, it was pretty much just lying there. maybe it got attacked by a fox.
i didn't want it to keep suffering, so i beat it over the head with a rock until it died.
no other soul knows this information

[iKobrakai]

i found a dying kangaroo in the bush once, it was pretty much just lying there. maybe it got attacked by a fox.
i didn't want it to keep suffering, so i beat it over the head with a rock until it died.
no other soul knows this information

Hard thing to do but seems right.

[Jewel Runner]

i found a dying kangaroo in the bush once, it was pretty much just lying there. maybe it got attacked by a fox.
i didn't want it to keep suffering, so i beat it over the head with a rock until it died.
no other soul knows this information

Shit you did the right thing! I doubt I had the guts to do it tho

[doublesteveburger]

have any of you seen my kangaroo

[L33Tg33k]

It was just sleeping.

[realbasedgod112]

It was just sleeping.

it was definitely dying it was bleeding a lot and i poked it to see if it was capable of getting up and running away

[L33Tg33k]

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It was just sleeping.

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it was definitely dying it was bleeding a lot and i poked it to see if it was capable of getting up and running away

A very deep sleep.

[realbasedgod112]

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It was just sleeping.

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it was definitely dying it was bleeding a lot and i poked it to see if it was capable of getting up and running away

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A very deep sleep.

Listen here shitlips.
I would never. NEVER kill an innocent kangaroo, you hear me?
If you even ACCUSE me of such a thing, i WILL find you. Fucker.
In fact, it's already too late. I'm en route to your residence AS I TYPE THIS. In my private jet.
Say your prayers, and your goodbyes. May God have mercy on you, because I sure won't.