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Re: real confessions
« Reply #690 on: September 07, 2007, 09:50:46 AM »
I sit down when I pee at home. It keeps the toilet cleaner. I fucking hate cleaning toilets.

Seconded. Its also mostly when Im drunk/stoned/tired, which is very often. Im not ashamed to admit it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #691 on: September 08, 2007, 12:10:07 PM »
I snort Xanax.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #692 on: September 10, 2007, 10:12:18 AM »
I stand up when i shit.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #693 on: September 10, 2007, 11:37:06 AM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #694 on: September 10, 2007, 01:43:14 PM »
I stand up when i shit.

it turns me on

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #695 on: September 12, 2007, 12:39:16 PM »
that loooong 22 stair rail that zered feebles...

..yea well, i soul grinded it on bladez. they were my cousins and i had no board. i had to.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #696 on: September 12, 2007, 01:46:20 PM »
wtf is a soul grind?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #697 on: September 12, 2007, 01:49:18 PM »
i'd rather not talk about it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #698 on: September 12, 2007, 06:24:05 PM »
Its ok Ali, we've all been there.

I cheated on my senior finals 2 years ago.

Only thing I could think of. lol

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #699 on: September 12, 2007, 06:44:58 PM »
I flirt with an overweight twenty two year old girl who lives about fifteen minutes from me so she'll buy me booze. I've been doing it for about eight months now, and every time I do i feel bad, but I don't wanna stop cause I like getting drunk. I'm starting to get worried, cause I've been doing it so long, that soon she's gonna cut me off if I don't actually go threw with the stuff she's been alluding to. I'm trying to get a fake ID right now to get myself out of this situation.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #700 on: September 12, 2007, 07:14:03 PM »
Hit that.
You've not lived til you've had sex with a fat chick.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #701 on: September 16, 2007, 10:46:10 AM »
Go hit it McLovin.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #702 on: September 16, 2007, 08:46:37 PM »
Hit that.
You've not lived til you've had sex with a fat chick.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #703 on: September 16, 2007, 08:55:11 PM »
Hit that.
You've not lived til you've had sex with a fat chick.
Or a disabled girl.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #704 on: September 16, 2007, 09:33:58 PM »
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You've not lived til you've had sex with a fat chick.
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Or a disabled girl.
or a dead girl....
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #705 on: September 17, 2007, 07:48:00 AM »
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Hit that.
You've not lived til you've had sex with a fat chick.
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Or a disabled girl.
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or a dead girl....

I had sex with a bald chick.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #706 on: September 17, 2007, 08:02:56 AM »
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Hit that.
You've not lived til you've had sex with a fat chick.
[close]
Or a disabled girl.
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or a dead girl....
[close]

I had sex with a bald chick.

That's actually pretty cool. Did she shave it off, or was it like a chemo thing?
8)

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #707 on: September 17, 2007, 08:03:39 AM »
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Hit that.
You've not lived til you've had sex with a fat chick.
[close]
Or a disabled girl.
[close]
or a dead girl....
[close]

I had sex with a bald chick.
[close]

That's actually pretty cool. Did she shave it off, or was it like a chemo thing?

shaved head.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #708 on: September 17, 2007, 02:16:56 PM »
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Hit that.
You've not lived til you've had sex with a fat chick.
[close]
Or a disabled girl.
[close]
or a dead girl....
[close]

I had sex with a bald chick.
[close]

That's actually pretty cool. Did she shave it off, or was it like a chemo thing?
[close]

shaved head.

Well that's a bit different then, one of my ex's was a model and had really long rad hair, but shaved it off to piss off some hair dresser at some model gig, she still looked fucking banging though
...can't believe this thread brought Donnie Murdo out of the woodwork!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #709 on: September 17, 2007, 05:18:29 PM »
PICS DOOD!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #710 on: September 18, 2007, 05:46:33 AM »
I got nothing man.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #711 on: September 18, 2007, 10:41:02 PM »
I wore a pair of black and pink 88s, with pink laces, to my grandfather's funeral when I was twelve. I must have looked like such an asshole.
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« Reply #712 on: September 20, 2007, 12:51:05 PM »
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Hit that.
You've not lived til you've had sex with a fat chick.
[close]
Or a disabled girl.
[close]
or a dead girl....
[close]

My friend had sex in my bathroom with a one eyed girl.

I had sex with a bald chick.
[close]

That's actually pretty cool. Did she shave it off, or was it like a chemo thing?
[close]

shaved head.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #713 on: September 20, 2007, 01:36:49 PM »
thata boy, gnard.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #714 on: September 21, 2007, 11:45:37 PM »
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Hit that.
You've not lived til you've had sex with a fat chick.
[close]
Or a disabled girl.

the girl i lost my virginity to got in a car accident and became disabled. oh well the bitch was a cheating ho
i'd prob still beat that puss

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #715 on: September 22, 2007, 03:16:21 PM »
I've never been checked for STD's. I just rely on the last girl I slept with to get checked and tell me her results. Clean thus far.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #716 on: September 23, 2007, 05:06:10 PM »
i have size 16 feet.
boggle champ

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #717 on: September 26, 2007, 01:17:32 PM »
sometimes i trip up on my own ego. I walk it off like nothing happened. No ones made too much of a big deal about it yet...
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #718 on: September 26, 2007, 02:00:14 PM »
I don't skate street anymore.  I see no point in skating shitty ass spots and getting kicked out when there's a perfectly good skatepark even closer by.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #719 on: September 26, 2007, 04:55:37 PM »
^typical kev comment