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Re: real confessions
« Reply #810 on: October 14, 2007, 09:12:58 PM »
There's nothing wrong with wearing the same pair of jeans for an extended period of time. I've only washed my new pair once, and have worn them everyday since June.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #811 on: October 14, 2007, 11:01:39 PM »
i don't eat actual meals anymore. for the past couple of months i have been eating snacks. yesterday for example i ate two packs of pop-tarts, four cup cakes, and four taquitos. today i ate a pack of pop-tarts, the cookie dough chunks in my moms cookie dough ice cream, some chips, and a box of mozzarella sticks

gross, you get out of your body what you put into it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #812 on: October 14, 2007, 11:30:14 PM »
I just had the first kiss with this girl that I really like and she likes me alot. When I got home, I added the song from the Little Mermaid, "Kiss the Girl", cause I had been beating around the bush, but I just drove to her place just to kiss her

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #813 on: October 15, 2007, 05:05:36 AM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #814 on: October 15, 2007, 07:16:18 AM »
I just had the first kiss with this girl that I really like and she likes me alot. When I got home, I added the song from the Little Mermaid, "Kiss the Girl", cause I had been beating around the bush, but I just drove to her place just to kiss her

can we keep the sappy shit off of slap please.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #815 on: October 15, 2007, 07:46:57 AM »
Goddammit Jackson. Alright, I'll get real for the good of the thread.

I tried to kill myself on Easter a year and a half ago.
Later that year I decided that smoking crack was a really awesome thing to do, and went into a short period of doing that multiple times a day.
One of my brothers has AIDS, and I know it's selfish, but some days I just wish he would die in  a car crash or something, so I don't have to watch him get really sick.

That's about as real as I'm comfortable getting while I'm sober.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #816 on: October 15, 2007, 07:49:17 AM »
Shit, that's some pretty real shit there; keep strong mate...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #817 on: October 15, 2007, 07:51:38 AM »
Yeah, I should probably point out that I'm  not nearly as much of a sad bastard as that post would make me out to be. I'm pretty much a totally different person from who I was a year and a half ago.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #818 on: October 15, 2007, 08:04:46 AM »
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most of my skateboarding friends are tools and i'm very often embarassed to hang out with them in non-skate-related situations.
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Same. Its like they dont know how to socialize with other people who dont skate. Most of them havnt even had a girlfriend or gone to a party
that's pretty much me... haven't had a girlfriend since i was like, 11 or something, and that does not count as a relationship... i never go to parties and I barely hang out with people, all i do is skate... I suck....

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #819 on: October 15, 2007, 08:18:57 AM »
Yeah, I should probably point out that I'm  not nearly as much of a sad bastard as that post would make me out to be. I'm pretty much a totally different person from who I was a year and a half ago.

I'm not taking you to be in the slightest - just to be someone who's got way more on his plate than worrying about whether it's raining out or that their wheels are flatspotted.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #820 on: October 15, 2007, 08:21:40 AM »
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most of my skateboarding friends are tools and i'm very often embarassed to hang out with them in non-skate-related situations.
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Same. Its like they dont know how to socialize with other people who dont skate. Most of them havnt even had a girlfriend or gone to a party
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that's pretty much me... haven't had a girlfriend since i was like, 11 or something, and that does not count as a relationship... i never go to parties and I barely hang out with people, all i do is skate... I suck....

if you have fun skating it really shouldnt matter. everytime i go out to a bar after skating i end up having a shittier time so i might as well skipped that and just kept skating
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #821 on: October 15, 2007, 10:00:54 AM »
- I saw Paramore play on Conan O'Brien last night. I think I liked it.
They were playing misery business, right? that song is fuckin awesome, it got me so soked i downloaded the whole album, but the rest was completley worthless....

saying that i think a paramore song is "fuckin awesome" has gotta be the gnarliest and most fucked up confession in this thread...  ;)

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most of my skateboarding friends are tools and i'm very often embarassed to hang out with them in non-skate-related situations.
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Same. Its like they dont know how to socialize with other people who dont skate. Most of them havnt even had a girlfriend or gone to a party
[close]
that's pretty much me... haven't had a girlfriend since i was like, 11 or something, and that does not count as a relationship... i never go to parties and I barely hang out with people, all i do is skate... I suck....
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if you have fun skating it really shouldnt matter. everytime i go out to a bar after skating i end up having a shittier time so i might as well skipped that and just kept skating
fuck yeah, i love skating more thananything, but I know I'm missin out on a whole lotta shit...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #822 on: October 15, 2007, 10:08:26 AM »
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- I saw Paramore play on Conan O'Brien last night. I think I liked it.
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They were playing misery business, right? that song is fuckin awesome, it got me so soked i downloaded the whole album, but the rest was completley worthless....

saying that i think a paramore song is "fuckin awesome" has gotta be the gnarliest and most fucked up confession in this thread...  ;)

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most of my skateboarding friends are tools and i'm very often embarassed to hang out with them in non-skate-related situations.
[close]
Same. Its like they dont know how to socialize with other people who dont skate. Most of them havnt even had a girlfriend or gone to a party
[close]
that's pretty much me... haven't had a girlfriend since i was like, 11 or something, and that does not count as a relationship... i never go to parties and I barely hang out with people, all i do is skate... I suck....
[close]

if you have fun skating it really shouldnt matter. everytime i go out to a bar after skating i end up having a shittier time so i might as well skipped that and just kept skating
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fuck yeah, i love skating more thananything, but I know I'm missin out on a whole lotta shit...

you need some pussy, but if you remember one thing remember dont put the puss before the push. your board is always gonna be there for you patiently waiting to give you the time of your life.bitches aint shit, never let them get in the way of your real girlfriend dog. church
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #823 on: October 15, 2007, 12:20:48 PM »
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #824 on: October 15, 2007, 01:27:13 PM »
PREACH.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #825 on: October 16, 2007, 02:27:13 PM »
I'm a living, breathing cliche SLAP poster. I do ollies in my brown dickies and plaid shirts and I diss a whole bunch of skaters even though I could never touch their skills.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #826 on: October 16, 2007, 05:08:37 PM »
umm, i dont think those are half cabs. loser
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #827 on: October 16, 2007, 07:15:16 PM »
I'm a living, breathing cliche SLAP poster. I do ollies in my brown dickies and plaid shirts and I diss a whole bunch of skaters even though I could never touch their skills.
There is no shame in that.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #828 on: October 16, 2007, 07:24:37 PM »
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I'm a living, breathing cliche SLAP poster. I do ollies in my brown dickies and plaid shirts and I diss a whole bunch of skaters even though I could never touch their skills.
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There is no shame in that.

your just saying that cuz you suck
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #829 on: October 16, 2007, 07:27:20 PM »
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I'm a living, breathing cliche SLAP poster. I do ollies in my brown dickies and plaid shirts and I diss a whole bunch of skaters even though I could never touch their skills.
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There is no shame in that.
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your just saying that cuz you suck
That hurts.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #830 on: October 16, 2007, 08:53:18 PM »
hey farger who cares dude, i'm sure everybody here is like that in real life

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #831 on: October 17, 2007, 01:01:04 AM »
umm, i dont think those are half cabs. loser

Ah, I totally forgot about that one, haha. Since those are VOX troopers I guess my first post was a lie. Thanks for looking out : )

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #832 on: October 17, 2007, 03:23:22 AM »
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I'm a living, breathing cliche SLAP poster. I do ollies in my brown dickies and plaid shirts and I diss a whole bunch of skaters even though I could never touch their skills.
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There is no shame in that.
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your just saying that cuz you suck
No, it's just what he aspires to be.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #833 on: October 17, 2007, 06:48:17 AM »
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I'm a living, breathing cliche SLAP poster. I do ollies in my brown dickies and plaid shirts and I diss a whole bunch of skaters even though I could never touch their skills.
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There is no shame in that.
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your just saying that cuz you suck
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No, it's just what he aspires to be.
oh ya, lemme tell ya....
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #834 on: October 17, 2007, 12:20:18 PM »
im sick as fuck right now so ive have been beating my meat like crazy. then i got drunk last night and sent a pic of my dick to this girl and she said it was gross :'( needless to say i was offended. Jeezy got played
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #835 on: October 17, 2007, 03:07:47 PM »
pwned

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #836 on: October 17, 2007, 03:20:42 PM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #837 on: October 17, 2007, 03:37:17 PM »
Theres this chick at my work who sells new cars.
We flirt off and on harmlessly, until saturday when she gave me her number and told me to call her after work b/c she wants to hang out.
Problem is... I have a lady.
But this girls really cool.

Lifes a buffet table, and I just want a little bit of everything.
Is that so bad?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #838 on: October 17, 2007, 06:23:27 PM »
pwned
you said "pwned" GET OUT OF HERE FOREVER PLEASE.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #839 on: October 17, 2007, 07:59:57 PM »