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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1080 on: December 20, 2007, 09:36:04 AM »
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I really wanna plough this girl in but the problem is she's 15.. I'm 19 and I feel kinda dirty even thinking about it..

I asked her what she was doing friday and she said she finish's school at 12 30.. and as soon as i read that i had a reality check that i might actually get in trouble for doing the deed.

oh dear..
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just dont tell anybody and go for it. or wait until shes 16 maybe, i think thats the legal age of consent. after 16 shes fair game.

She is 16, I know her. You will be alright. Fuck her.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1081 on: December 20, 2007, 11:22:00 AM »
someone get chris hansen in here.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1082 on: December 20, 2007, 09:54:44 PM »
just make sure she doesnt get you in trouble
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1083 on: December 21, 2007, 11:03:26 AM »
i jerked off in a plane before
i collect  comics
i want to cheat on my girlfriend even though shes hasnt done anything wrong
i pick on kids that push mongo
i have absolutley no motivation in life
i enjoy dreaming about dying
i call myself a christian but i dont believe in christ the way christians are supposed to
ive tried to kill myself but i suck at everything and failed
i have a freddy prince junior avatar because i hate freddy prince junior
i punched a girl in the face last week and i dont feel any remorse about it


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1084 on: December 21, 2007, 11:29:26 AM »
i jerked off in a plane before
i collect  comics
i want to cheat on my girlfriend even though shes hasnt done anything wrong
i pick on kids that push mongo
i have absolutley no motivation in life
i enjoy dreaming about dying
i call myself a christian but i dont believe in christ the way christians are supposed to
ive tried to kill myself but i suck at everything and failed
i have a freddy prince junior avatar because i hate freddy prince junior
i punched a girl in the face last week and i dont feel any remorse about it



i dont know if i should love you or hate you

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1085 on: December 21, 2007, 12:02:15 PM »
Prepare to get wet, like jheri curl juice
You tight like virgin pussy, my rap get you loose
I bump like ac-ne, take honey from a bee
My style is like a safe, without da fuckin key
I cum cause Im a nut, dont bleed when Im cut
No fan of madonna, she just a damn slut
So sit you damn dog, and bow to my shit
Nit-wit you stupid, Im butter dont need grits
Make fits like seizure, lick clit to please ya
I book then read ya, follow da leader
Like jews and chinese, I own your rap lease
The wackness must cease, prepare for yo release

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1086 on: December 21, 2007, 12:45:37 PM »
Im subconscious about my weight and feel like a fag because of it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1087 on: December 21, 2007, 01:29:24 PM »
i collect  comics
i punched a girl in the face last week and i dont feel any remorse about it

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1088 on: December 22, 2007, 12:20:31 AM »
Prepare to get wet, like jheri curl juice
You tight like virgin pussy, my rap get you loose
I bump like ac-ne, take honey from a bee
My style is like a safe, without da fuckin key
I cum cause Im a nut, dont bleed when Im cut
No fan of madonna, she just a damn slut
So sit you damn dog, and bow to my shit
Nit-wit you stupid, Im butter dont need grits
Make fits like seizure, lick clit to please ya
I book then read ya, follow da leader
Like jews and chinese, I own your rap lease
The wackness must cease, prepare for yo release

haha magoo and timbaland were amazing back then, but as for my confession.... I dunno if i am way behind on this phenomenon or not, but for the first time in my life i REALLY want to fuck a friends girlfriend.  This is no ordinary friend though, this is one of those "really good" friends that have been around for a long time and you actually care about.  any advice on this? 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1089 on: December 22, 2007, 07:17:57 AM »
yeah.  don't fuck your friends girlfriend.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1090 on: December 23, 2007, 01:00:58 PM »
yeah.  don't fuck your friends girlfriend.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1091 on: December 23, 2007, 01:18:23 PM »
tear that pussy up ya only live once
i got all i need except some jeezy in my life

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1092 on: December 23, 2007, 03:54:53 PM »
bros before hos.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1093 on: December 23, 2007, 09:38:43 PM »
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about 8 years ago i was visiting my cousin and i found some horrible shit on his computer. kiddie porn. 11 year olds and younger getting fucked by dudes. i was so disgusted. he was about 16-17 at the time. a few months later i hear through the family channels that he's been banned from using the internet after his mom found it. i'll never be the same around that dude, especially after i have kids.
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Don't worry, the internet ban will cure him.

just hook him up with a midget in childrens clothes it'll be like his non-alcoholic beer
probably ABP

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1094 on: December 23, 2007, 09:47:10 PM »
has anyone come out of the closet on this thread? thatd be pretty gnar

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1095 on: December 24, 2007, 10:15:38 AM »
i like inhabitants more then fully flared.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1096 on: December 24, 2007, 10:18:39 AM »
im smarter den everyone in here
i got all i need except some jeezy in my life

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1097 on: December 24, 2007, 10:20:32 AM »
i really dont hate as many video parts, skaters, songs, shoes and everything as i claim to on this site. There really isnt a pro I dont enjoy watching. The nature of this board just sucks you in and makes you see the negativity in anything and post it for the world to see.

 I like Sorry and Really Sorry better than Fully Flared.

 I am really looking forward to every part in the Plan B video.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1098 on: December 25, 2007, 06:01:04 AM »
ravioli's are better than beeferoni.

Dr. Pepper is better than Pepsi.

Cheetos are better than Doritos.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1099 on: December 25, 2007, 09:01:15 PM »
ravioli's are better than beeferoni.

Dr. Pepper is better than Pepsi.

Cheetos are better than Doritos.

You must have mistaken this for the "real opinions" thread.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1100 on: December 25, 2007, 10:42:07 PM »


Cheetos are better than Doritos.
WTF gtfo with that shit.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1101 on: December 27, 2007, 05:40:39 PM »
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my drinking. It's all right though because I planned on breaking up with her once I moved from her place.

"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1102 on: December 27, 2007, 06:27:37 PM »
i thought you were marrying that chick? 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1103 on: December 27, 2007, 06:53:14 PM »
I really thought I was going to for a while. I just didn't feel like I loved her anymore. Even kissing her felt like a chore.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1104 on: December 27, 2007, 06:56:04 PM »
i know the feeling.  good to get out now if thats the case. 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1105 on: December 27, 2007, 07:38:27 PM »
damn, you leavin boston now?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1106 on: December 27, 2007, 07:48:31 PM »
I left on the 22nd, on my birthday. I'm back in California now.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1107 on: December 29, 2007, 03:14:31 AM »

nice weather

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1108 on: December 29, 2007, 08:10:14 AM »
I left on the 22nd, on my birthday. I'm back in California now.
You don't live under a staircase anymore? Not trying to be mean here, but I found that hilarious.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1109 on: December 29, 2007, 08:16:06 AM »
I never double-posted.

Nah, seriously, what brought me back here was, that I found a picture from the day I shit myself on a school trip in France. I am a hundred percent sure it was that day and I was wearing a "shit happens" tshirt. Also I try to make a funny face to the camera, but my greenish pale skin colour already gives notice of the powerful diarrhea that was crawling down my bowels.

Not really a big confession, but there is no funny photos of confessable self-shitting thread, so whatever.