I never double-posted.
Nah, seriously, what brought me back here was, that I found a picture from the day I shit myself on a school trip in France. I am a hundred percent sure it was that day and I was wearing a "shit happens" tshirt. Also I try to make a funny face to the camera, but my greenish pale skin colour already gives notice of the powerful diarrhea that was crawling down my bowels.
Not really a big confession, but there is no funny photos of confessable self-shitting thread, so whatever.