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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1290 on: February 26, 2008, 01:09:26 PM »
I have a soft spot for adorable animals.  In fact, <a href="http://2plus2is4.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/golden-retriever-puppy.JPG">this</a> has been my desktop background for a while now.
youll like this then

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« Reply #1291 on: February 26, 2008, 02:01:07 PM »
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I have a soft spot for adorable animals.  In fact, <a href="http://2plus2is4.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/golden-retriever-puppy.JPG">this</a> has been my desktop background for a while now.
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youll like this then

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« Reply #1292 on: February 27, 2008, 04:52:31 AM »
im really bummed lately and im skipping class and slacking in school and ignoring my friends. i need serious motivation.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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« Reply #1293 on: February 27, 2008, 10:33:21 AM »
word me too. i haven't hung out with any of my friends in like over a week, and i have gone a few without seeing anyone too. i do that sometimes, like i don't talk to anyone for a long time and then it's really awkward when i see them again.
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« Reply #1294 on: February 27, 2008, 11:49:54 PM »
Deep down I'm one depressed human being... And/Because I have bad teeth.

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« Reply #1295 on: February 28, 2008, 05:33:08 PM »
word me too. i haven't hung out with any of my friends in like over a week, and i have gone a few without seeing anyone too. i do that sometimes, like i don't talk to anyone for a long time and then it's really awkward when i see them again.



i can definitely relate.

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« Reply #1296 on: February 28, 2008, 09:15:28 PM »
I bought a Tech Deck, but only because I'm using as a scale model for a project in my digital imaging class. It's the first one I've ever had.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1297 on: February 28, 2008, 10:33:46 PM »
what a lame ass confession

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« Reply #1298 on: February 28, 2008, 11:14:07 PM »
Whatever, it's for an art project.
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« Reply #1299 on: February 28, 2008, 11:41:30 PM »

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« Reply #1300 on: February 28, 2008, 11:54:13 PM »
Zing, haha. But hey, this thread is for real confessions ok then, i have smoked crack once in my life and have done my share of coke, i used to drink cough medicine and take coricidin to get fucked up alot when I was in middle school,  i have tripped in the last week, i spend too much money on herb, i dont really like the girl i have sex with all that much. alot of my high school friends are using hard drugs and are in and out of jail. I've been in college for four years and still have a one or two left.  And I posted up that I bought a tech deck becuase it seems worse than all of the above in my book. 
I bought that crack from gangsta fred and Im turning him in. haha but im over all drugs other than the natural stuff now
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1301 on: February 29, 2008, 12:01:38 AM »
Fuck Noseblunted.
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« Reply #1302 on: February 29, 2008, 12:04:52 AM »
I'm almost 25 and I cry like a bitch... and too often. Emotions are wack.

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« Reply #1303 on: February 29, 2008, 12:07:23 AM »
A good friend of mine died earlier this week from a xanax overdose. So my emotions are all fucked. I've been getting pissed so easily.

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« Reply #1304 on: February 29, 2008, 12:14:32 AM »
A good friend of mine died earlier this week from a xanax overdose. So my emotions are all fucked. I've been getting pissed so easily.
Sorry to hear that bro, that's never a good thing to go through. STAY UP!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1305 on: March 01, 2008, 01:28:57 AM »
I'm really REALLY picky about my porn sometimes.  On occasion I'll have to search for over an hour to find just the right 60 seconds to jerk it to.  And I like degrading porn way too much.  You can only search for throat fucking, crying, and first time anal so much before you think "wow, I'm weird fuck".

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« Reply #1306 on: March 01, 2008, 02:00:45 AM »
No.


There's worse.

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« Reply #1307 on: March 01, 2008, 11:20:12 AM »
I'm really REALLY picky about my porn sometimes.  On occasion I'll have to search for over an hour to find just the right 60 seconds to jerk it to.  And I like degrading porn way too much.  You can only search for throat fucking, crying, and first time anal so much before you think "wow, I'm weird fuck".

yo word me too. it gets annoying trying to find the right porn, and then when it's over i just feel shitty anyway. i'm all like damn i just spent way too much time looking for porn, i just wanted to go to sleep.
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« Reply #1308 on: March 01, 2008, 10:02:20 PM »
Life is good for once. I'm can't envision the end of my job, i'm not looking for it either. I'm all set with moving around so much. I just want to slow it down and save some dough. I actually like skating again, for a while i was just skating for something to do with my boys or to kill time, now i'm looking forward to a day off from work so i can skate...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1309 on: March 01, 2008, 10:54:44 PM »
I skate for Ambiguous and I'm really not too stoked on them, they're ok I guess.

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« Reply #1310 on: March 01, 2008, 10:58:43 PM »
Who the fuck is that in your avatar!?!

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« Reply #1311 on: March 01, 2008, 11:00:27 PM »
duncombe?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1312 on: March 02, 2008, 01:32:12 AM »
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I'm really REALLY picky about my porn sometimes.  On occasion I'll have to search for over an hour to find just the right 60 seconds to jerk it to.  And I like degrading porn way too much.  You can only search for throat fucking, crying, and first time anal so much before you think "wow, I'm weird fuck".
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yo word me too. it gets annoying trying to find the right porn, and then when it's over i just feel shitty anyway. i'm all like damn i just spent way too much time looking for porn, i just wanted to go to sleep.

Dude you just spoke my thoughts.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1313 on: March 02, 2008, 12:54:15 PM »
Who the fuck is that in your avatar!?!

Duncombe.  You havent seen his part in lets live?  You need to get on that.

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« Reply #1314 on: March 02, 2008, 12:54:57 PM »
Who the fuck is that in your avatar!?!
duncombe.

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« Reply #1315 on: March 04, 2008, 10:32:40 PM »
i never told anyone this because of obvious reasons but i have these weird white bump things around the head of my penis. like a line of bumps around the corona. i have had them for like a few years now and i was sure it wasn't an std or anything like that because i have had them ever since i can remember, like after i hit puberty, and before my first sexual experience. so i thought it might be something like acne on my dick, but they never grow and they don't feel weird or anything or pop or anything gross like that they are just these little bumps. they're barely noticeable and you couldn't see them unless you were looking for them, but i'm still pretty self conscious about it. thankfully no girl has ever noticed it before largely because it's usually fairly dim lit during sex and also because i rarely get any pussy. also you would need some high quality light to notice them. so i always just kind of figured that they would eventually go away. but recently i haven't been able to stop thinking about it so i decided to search it on the internet. ( i don't know why i have never thought of this before). so basically it's totally natural and fairly common and occurs in something like 30%-40% of men. they're called pearly penile papules and there is a bunch of information on it on here: http://www.emedicine.com/derm/topic313.htm  so as you can imagine i was very relieved after learning all this new information about my penis. this has helped me very much with my insecurity and i feel a lot better about it now. so seeing as it is a fairly common occurrence and happens to about 1/3 of all penis' i was wondering if anyone else here has this problem.

well that felt good to get off of my chest.
thank you for listening to me talk about my penis.
sorry for making this weird. but i had to say it somewhere.

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I'm gonna regret this.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1316 on: March 04, 2008, 11:29:09 PM »
i used to be a gangster.  >:(
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« Reply #1317 on: March 05, 2008, 02:28:31 AM »
i never told anyone this because of obvious reasons but i have these weird white bump things around the head of my penis. like a line of bumps around the corona. i have had them for like a few years now and i was sure it wasn't an std or anything like that because i have had them ever since i can remember, like after i hit puberty, and before my first sexual experience. so i thought it might be something like acne on my dick, but they never grow and they don't feel weird or anything or pop or anything gross like that they are just these little bumps. they're barely noticeable and you couldn't see them unless you were looking for them, but i'm still pretty self conscious about it. thankfully no girl has ever noticed it before largely because it's usually fairly dim lit during sex and also because i rarely get any pussy. also you would need some high quality light to notice them. so i always just kind of figured that they would eventually go away. but recently i haven't been able to stop thinking about it so i decided to search it on the internet. ( i don't know why i have never thought of this before). so basically it's totally natural and fairly common and occurs in something like 30%-40% of men. they're called pearly penile papules and there is a bunch of information on it on here: http://www.emedicine.com/derm/topic313.htm  so as you can imagine i was very relieved after learning all this new information about my penis. this has helped me very much with my insecurity and i feel a lot better about it now. so seeing as it is a fairly common occurrence and happens to about 1/3 of all penis' i was wondering if anyone else here has this problem.

well that felt good to get off of my chest.
thank you for listening to me talk about my penis.
sorry for making this weird. but i had to say it somewhere.

(no homo)

I'm gonna regret this.


hopefully it's less suvere than this?  :-\



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« Reply #1318 on: March 05, 2008, 03:17:38 AM »
that was a real confession, long ball larry.

On a further note, I agree on the penis-mouth comment.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1319 on: March 05, 2008, 06:10:33 AM »
holy shit eric i dont even want to quote that picture because i will have to look at it again, i seriously have chills up my spine. things that are porous (?) or bubbly or shingle like really fucking freak me out
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.