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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1560 on: May 29, 2008, 12:18:49 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1561 on: May 29, 2008, 12:47:02 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1562 on: May 29, 2008, 01:05:54 PM »
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Time to let it out. Okay so when I was about 17 there was this big girl who lived a couple houses away from me. She would always come to my door and wanted to talk. Always. Now I feel like an asshole, but I disliked bigger people the same way you guys hate mayo. So every time she would come over I would laugh at her. I'd be as rude as possible in hopes of her leaving. But she always came back. I would straight up tell her to leave because I couldn't stand her. Hell, I even remember answering the door and close it in her face. Maybe she thought I was joking? Anyway, one day she comes all dolled up and says she wants to tell me something very important. So we're outside and she looks right at me and tell me how much she likes me and if would make her the happiest girl on the planet if we started dating. I said no to her. She finally asked why not and I told her it was because she was too fat. She ran home crying. I didn't care. So that night I remember waking up at like 1 in the morning to all these police sirens. I see an ambulance speed by my house. She hung herself that night. Theres not a day that goes by that I don't think about this. I try to be nice to everyone now.

Going with the weight thing, I'm extremely self conscious about my weight. When I was about 20 I would fucking go puke after a meal. I've stopped but I still wish I was thinner. I hate myself.   :-\
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that was some flip in flip out shit right there....if its true...beeda beat me too it....damn son Real Real talk right thuurrrr....keep your head up holmes, can't beat yourself up over it. she probably had lots of other shit goin on it wasn't you.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1563 on: May 29, 2008, 01:57:49 PM »
Remember, it could have gone the other way as well...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1564 on: May 29, 2008, 02:10:08 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1565 on: May 29, 2008, 02:46:22 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1566 on: May 29, 2008, 02:47:38 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1567 on: May 29, 2008, 03:25:47 PM »
that story is horrible. But we need to keep the thread alive, eventhough there's barely a way to beat that confession.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1568 on: May 29, 2008, 04:16:55 PM »
It's pretty weak that she'd rather kill herself than get some exercise.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1570 on: May 31, 2008, 04:57:56 AM »
the only reason I go to school is so my girlfriend will let me fuck her. I dont give 2 shits about college either I feel like I learn more by being out in the world and learning shit myself, through street smarts basically. oh and I lied about my income so i can get financial aid so it works out to my advantage, extra spending money holla

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1572 on: June 03, 2008, 10:26:04 PM »
the only reason I go to school is so my girlfriend will let me fuck her. I dont give 2 shits about college either I feel like I learn more by being out in the world and learning shit myself, through street smarts basically. oh and I lied about my income so i can get financial aid so it works out to my advantage, extra spending money holla

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1573 on: June 03, 2008, 10:36:21 PM »
I've been beating it lately to a close friend's mother. I feel terrible afterwards though.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1574 on: June 03, 2008, 11:14:16 PM »
I fucking love early Bruce Springsteen.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1575 on: June 04, 2008, 02:00:02 AM »
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the only reason I go to school is so my girlfriend will let me fuck her. I dont give 2 shits about college either I feel like I learn more by being out in the world and learning shit myself, through street smarts basically. oh and I lied about my income so i can get financial aid so it works out to my advantage, extra spending money holla
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i know i know... just thought id try and keep it moving along... ha

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1576 on: June 04, 2008, 08:58:46 PM »
there such thing as a retirement place for classic threads?
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1577 on: June 05, 2008, 03:40:33 AM »
 ever since i saw cardiels sight unseen part i wanted to be a professional skater just like him. even told my parents and shit. then as i grew up i started realizing that i didnt have the skill or energy, and realized i would have to get a job just like everyone else if i wanted to eat and live. i got depressed for about a year and stopped skating but then finally came to the conclusion that its something that has grown on me, and i love it. it isnt about being pro, its just about going out there and skating and shit. now i skate everyday again and its my favorite thing to do. im still scared as fuck about getting a job and all though.

 i cant get girls. i cant even try. if they come to me it ends in less than a week because they think im "not interested". i guess im ok with it though, because the bitches ive talked to arent very fun to talk to. im sure there are cool girls, but im just too lazy to search.

 weed makes me worry less about things, so im pretty much addicted to it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1578 on: June 05, 2008, 03:01:16 PM »
there such thing as a retirement place for classic threads?
speaking of retiring threads.. the day for "trial of jamie thomas" has come and gone

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1579 on: June 05, 2008, 07:25:42 PM »
I think the butt wipe thread should be a classic. Thanks to kilgore and his love of wiping his bum.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1580 on: June 08, 2008, 01:09:35 AM »
I had a mental breakdown this week.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1581 on: June 08, 2008, 01:18:07 AM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1582 on: June 08, 2008, 08:19:04 PM »
when i was 14 i had eric koston sign my element t-shirt. this was 8 years ago, but considering koston is one of my all time favorites, im a little embarrassed. he was so fucking bummed.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1583 on: June 08, 2008, 10:48:41 PM »
i quit smoking but its hard when blunt after blunt is being lit :-\

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1584 on: June 09, 2008, 12:14:06 PM »
I failed the first grade

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1585 on: June 09, 2008, 03:49:30 PM »
i quit smoking but its hard when blunt after blunt is being lit :-\

i don't really think that's a confession.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1586 on: June 09, 2008, 03:53:21 PM »
there are certain people I know who I hate so much I honestly wouldn't care if they died

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1587 on: June 09, 2008, 05:20:53 PM »
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i quit smoking but its hard when blunt after blunt is being lit :-\
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i don't really think that's a confession.

well i meant to put i made a promise but i broke it

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1588 on: June 09, 2008, 05:31:35 PM »
I'm having a mental breakdown this week.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1589 on: June 10, 2008, 06:19:16 PM »
all my friends suck ass. i kind of want to be a farmer when i grow up.