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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1560 on: May 29, 2008, 04:16:55 PM »
It's pretty weak that she'd rather kill herself than get some exercise.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1562 on: May 31, 2008, 04:57:56 AM »
the only reason I go to school is so my girlfriend will let me fuck her. I dont give 2 shits about college either I feel like I learn more by being out in the world and learning shit myself, through street smarts basically. oh and I lied about my income so i can get financial aid so it works out to my advantage, extra spending money holla

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1564 on: June 03, 2008, 10:26:04 PM »
the only reason I go to school is so my girlfriend will let me fuck her. I dont give 2 shits about college either I feel like I learn more by being out in the world and learning shit myself, through street smarts basically. oh and I lied about my income so i can get financial aid so it works out to my advantage, extra spending money holla

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1565 on: June 03, 2008, 10:36:21 PM »
I've been beating it lately to a close friend's mother. I feel terrible afterwards though.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1566 on: June 03, 2008, 11:14:16 PM »
I fucking love early Bruce Springsteen.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1567 on: June 04, 2008, 02:00:02 AM »
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the only reason I go to school is so my girlfriend will let me fuck her. I dont give 2 shits about college either I feel like I learn more by being out in the world and learning shit myself, through street smarts basically. oh and I lied about my income so i can get financial aid so it works out to my advantage, extra spending money holla
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i know i know... just thought id try and keep it moving along... ha

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1568 on: June 04, 2008, 08:58:46 PM »
there such thing as a retirement place for classic threads?
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1569 on: June 05, 2008, 03:40:33 AM »
 ever since i saw cardiels sight unseen part i wanted to be a professional skater just like him. even told my parents and shit. then as i grew up i started realizing that i didnt have the skill or energy, and realized i would have to get a job just like everyone else if i wanted to eat and live. i got depressed for about a year and stopped skating but then finally came to the conclusion that its something that has grown on me, and i love it. it isnt about being pro, its just about going out there and skating and shit. now i skate everyday again and its my favorite thing to do. im still scared as fuck about getting a job and all though.

 i cant get girls. i cant even try. if they come to me it ends in less than a week because they think im "not interested". i guess im ok with it though, because the bitches ive talked to arent very fun to talk to. im sure there are cool girls, but im just too lazy to search.

 weed makes me worry less about things, so im pretty much addicted to it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1570 on: June 05, 2008, 03:01:16 PM »
there such thing as a retirement place for classic threads?
speaking of retiring threads.. the day for "trial of jamie thomas" has come and gone

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1571 on: June 05, 2008, 07:25:42 PM »
I think the butt wipe thread should be a classic. Thanks to kilgore and his love of wiping his bum.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1572 on: June 08, 2008, 01:09:35 AM »
I had a mental breakdown this week.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1573 on: June 08, 2008, 01:18:07 AM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1574 on: June 08, 2008, 08:19:04 PM »
when i was 14 i had eric koston sign my element t-shirt. this was 8 years ago, but considering koston is one of my all time favorites, im a little embarrassed. he was so fucking bummed.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1575 on: June 08, 2008, 10:48:41 PM »
i quit smoking but its hard when blunt after blunt is being lit :-\

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1576 on: June 09, 2008, 12:14:06 PM »
I failed the first grade

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1577 on: June 09, 2008, 03:49:30 PM »
i quit smoking but its hard when blunt after blunt is being lit :-\

i don't really think that's a confession.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1578 on: June 09, 2008, 03:53:21 PM »
there are certain people I know who I hate so much I honestly wouldn't care if they died

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1579 on: June 09, 2008, 05:20:53 PM »
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i quit smoking but its hard when blunt after blunt is being lit :-\
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i don't really think that's a confession.

well i meant to put i made a promise but i broke it

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1580 on: June 09, 2008, 05:31:35 PM »
I'm having a mental breakdown this week.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1581 on: June 10, 2008, 06:19:16 PM »
all my friends suck ass. i kind of want to be a farmer when i grow up.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1583 on: June 11, 2008, 11:30:11 AM »
moar pls

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1584 on: June 13, 2008, 08:49:16 PM »
^ I'm seriously going to find out your password just so I can delete your account for you
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1586 on: June 17, 2008, 06:31:51 PM »
I always air guitar in front of the mirror.  I don't even play guitar.  It's like my teenage rock brah trying to get out of me or something.    It's not every time but I'm sure I've done it without thinking about it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1587 on: June 22, 2008, 04:18:34 PM »
I used to like "The Mixed Tape" by Jack's Mannequin.  I'd listen to it and feel sorry for myself.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1588 on: June 24, 2008, 10:26:04 AM »
ive been hanging out with my ex girlfriend, even though i know its going to end the same way as the other times and shes got me right where she wants me. and i havent been telling my friends either.  :-\

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1589 on: June 24, 2008, 01:06:17 PM »
i was diagnosed with bipolar2 about 2 months ago.

im seeing a phsychyatrist and a phsychologist so that i can learn to control my mood and my emotions.

its one of the main reasons for my anxiety attacks and the reason i dropped out of skateboarding a few years back because i couldnt travel anymore. so now im learning how to cope with my feelings so ill be able to live a decent life and to be able to travel again