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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1620 on: July 02, 2008, 02:20:02 AM »
After mental breakdown #547 I seriously think I am bipolar. My mom is so maybe I am too. I have the worst mood swings and nobody will talk to me anymore

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1621 on: July 03, 2008, 01:20:33 AM »
jayme will dude hes there for you. hes there for everyone
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1622 on: July 03, 2008, 02:35:28 AM »
jayme will dude hes there for you. hes there for everyone

I hope so because I love him  :-[

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1623 on: July 04, 2008, 12:33:02 AM »
I don't like anyone I occasionally hang out with. All my relationships are pretty half-hearted and I know it's just as much my attitude as it is my faux-friends, but seriously, flakey people are shit and when people get together without even trying to get ahold of you...I've been having a real hard time with relationships since I was like 15 because when people do shit like flake or piss me off and then they just disappear for a while then come back like shit's all good, like what the fuck. Motherfuckers check their little cell phones every time it beeps when I hang with them, but then I'll call and leave messages and they don't bother to return them. I don't have an ego and I really don't think friendships are that hard and the fucked up thing is that they really do like me and act like they just want to kcik it, so I don't understand why they can't be a little more chivalrous like returning a fucking phone call...Truthfully, I miss the days when it was strictly skating and nobody had to be stoned to skate or had girlfriends to run off to call every hour. I understand having a life, but when you make plans to meet up with a friend and they are nowhere to be found, your friends suck and that's exactly what I'm realizing.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1624 on: July 06, 2008, 11:49:32 AM »
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jayme will dude hes there for you. hes there for everyone
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I hope so because I love him  :-[


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1625 on: July 09, 2008, 03:58:50 PM »
i few days ago i was high and read the whole thread.

I'm turning off the computer next time i get high

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1626 on: July 10, 2008, 08:04:55 AM »
i had a one night stand and i told the girl after i had aids, jokingly, to scare her into not having sex with strangers again.. she thought it was funny and we've been dating for a year now. i don't know who is the bigger idiot in this relationship. i'm going to stop drinking so much.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1627 on: July 12, 2008, 10:53:16 AM »
i had a one night stand and i told the girl after i had aids, jokingly, to scare her into not having sex with strangers again.. she thought it was funny and we've been dating for a year now. i don't know who is the bigger idiot in this relationship. i'm going to stop drinking so much.
shes just stoked that she found someone else with aids

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1628 on: July 16, 2008, 09:12:40 PM »
shes just stoked that she found someone else with aids

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1629 on: July 16, 2008, 10:11:37 PM »
hahaha! zing.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1630 on: July 20, 2008, 07:12:14 AM »
my life is purely skateboarding
feels like i dont have many close friends
my closest best bud who i skated with all the time moved and now it sucks
i've almost finished school and have no idea what i'm doing after it, all i know is ill be skating
i dont think im going to college
i dont have many friends who are girls
but when i do, and i'm tryin' something with them, thats all i am too them... a friend...
i suck at relationships
i hate my town
i hate the fact people i barely see/care about will be moving next year even though i want to move ?
i want to live in san jose, but i'm just some 18 yr old australian dude with barely any money
i dont have a job, and find it real hard to get one
i really used to worry about the future but that's all behind me now
i dont do drugs but drink occasionally and still wonder how i'm broke or not as good at skateboarding as i'd like to be

yeah, that's it for now...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1631 on: July 21, 2008, 12:19:08 AM »
last summer after some whiskey i fooled around with my cousin by marriage..


oh yeah and i dont regret it

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1632 on: July 21, 2008, 10:48:01 PM »
there was some weird junkie shooting up and preaching god in front of my house so i called the cops because i was bored and thought they would do something awesome like kick his ass or pistol whip him. they didn't and i'm still bored and feel like a nark.

monday nights suck.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1633 on: July 21, 2008, 11:27:35 PM »
i think im a psycho
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1634 on: July 22, 2008, 12:57:00 AM »
last summer after some whiskey i fooled around with my cousin by marriage..


oh yeah and i dont regret it

cousin by marriage isn't that bad, so long as you didn't grow up all cousin-ly since childhood
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1635 on: July 22, 2008, 04:03:58 AM »
Its 5am and i'm playing halo on live, nerd style.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1636 on: July 22, 2008, 04:25:53 AM »
Its 5am and i'm playing halo on live, nerd style.

it's 5:24am and i'm watching goldfish

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1637 on: July 23, 2008, 05:42:43 AM »
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Its 5am and i'm playing halo on live, nerd style.
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it's 5:24am and i'm watching goldfish

It's 6:30 am and I'm on here.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1638 on: July 23, 2008, 05:23:34 PM »
last summer after some whiskey i fooled around with my cousin by marriage..


oh yeah and i dont regret it

damn, props on doing it and not feeling bad. i wouldnt either.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1639 on: July 24, 2008, 05:14:02 AM »
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Its 5am and i'm playing halo on live, nerd style.
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it's 5:24am and i'm watching goldfish

It's 5:01 am and I'm debating with someone about the legitamacy of anal sex

also I've got 177 pm's and the bulk of them are from Jayme, james and Jamie telling me not to pm them when I'm drunk
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1640 on: July 24, 2008, 01:58:46 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1641 on: July 27, 2008, 12:32:32 AM »
ive gotten too nervous to get it up and its really really awkward. happened like 3 times. more than one girl. only happens when its time to put the condom on....shit sucks so bad.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1642 on: July 27, 2008, 06:06:14 PM »
ive gotten too nervous to get it up and its really really awkward. happened like 3 times. more than one girl. only happens when its time to put the condom on....shit sucks so bad.

yep. been there. it does suck. you feel so bad afterwards.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1643 on: July 27, 2008, 06:56:15 PM »
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ive gotten too nervous to get it up and its really really awkward. happened like 3 times. more than one girl. only happens when its time to put the condom on....shit sucks so bad.
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yep. been there. it does suck. you feel so bad afterwards.

yeah man. luckily both girls were cool about it afterwards and with the first one things worked great the next time and from then on. hopefully with this new one itll work better next time haha. im 21! i shouldnt have ED yet. made me re-think the daily masturbation of the past 7 years though.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1644 on: July 27, 2008, 08:41:13 PM »
I pissed myself in my sleep a couple weeks ago, in someone else's sleeping bag... and air matresse

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1645 on: July 28, 2008, 06:54:55 AM »
When i was about 16 i got pretty drunk at a family christmas party. Came home and went to sleep. Must have half woken up, probably not after very long, needing to piss. But i was so hammered that for some reason I couldn't walk to the pisser? Instead I pissed all over my carpet floor and went back to bed. Still baffles me to this day.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1646 on: July 28, 2008, 10:16:06 PM »
I hate a lot of my friends, but have no one else to skate with
I have no guts whatsoever and bail everything
I can't jump off a three stair without my knees being sore the next day
girls always say they like me but don't want to be in a relationship
Im not friends with a lot of girls
all I do is skate, but now I'm being faced with what I'll do when my knees no longer allow me to skate
I feel like a total douche writing this
I complain to much


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1647 on: July 29, 2008, 11:41:31 AM »
i really like that show "date my ex" on bravo. i get all giddy when i watch it and have like this silly smirk on my face. i like most shows on bravo actually and shows like that in general.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1648 on: July 29, 2008, 12:03:23 PM »
i get all giddy when theres a new episode of jon and kate plus 8
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1649 on: July 29, 2008, 01:02:53 PM »
I smacked a wasp with a shovel yesterday in an effort to go green and not ruin the environment with pesticides.